Quotes about “crying”
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5731.860
that's a good point. there's a lot of sad people in chat. dude, i mean, they'll be happy later. let's be honest. these people aren't, you know, afterwords anymore. yeah, french could end up on g2a anyway. yeah, they're gonna throw the shit on kinguin and make 72 cents and then buy a csgo, or something. somewhere ed is crying right now, just one tear. just one. thank you, tyrone. so, i have one question before i go. what do you guys think? i really like it so far. love it. i like it.
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i hope i get that one. if you remember michelangelo's michelangelo's michelangelo? michelangelo? michelangelo? uh mona lisa 2 which was a painting of mona lisa's b hole or neil degrasse tyson cringing. i thought it was neil degrasse tyson crying at first and i kind of liked that better. just like him looking at like a comet in a single tear rolling down his face. tawny and oho
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6166.020
yeah, that always weirded me a little bit. i never tried them didn't wanna yeah eggs are like a strange state of matter aren't they well it's just like it's one of those things like i get crying to be more efficient the o is the best off no, but it's like i get it like you want to be more efficient and shit, but like it's eggs man it's not like you know
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i understood you didn't want a bunch of crying little bitches. yeah. whaaaat? hit me there! oh god, i'm dead. i think fox would be a great godfather. oh, you know it. well, it's worth mentioning, like, you have siblings and me and ryan don't, so that's kind of a big part of that. yeah, that's true. i'm really not qualified. i'm the least qualified here at all three of us. i'm a two time favorite uncle as well. you surprise me.
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you gotta just find the right place, it's pretty fancy at times. i know. i wanted to put a little thing on the floor. thing on the floor. umle is holding it down man. thermite! firmware. oh shit that was exciting though. oh no. i see if they're on the left of that blue pNL. umle. that guy is the... tarex guy got me. what are you crying where for man? i'm not crying, i'm just saying he's got me. damn it. mister?
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probable panda ah good you piece of shit oh fuck you live that's crazy the freaking asteroid lands on his body at the very end rb6 thank you to nls balls for the dollar 69 chicken nuggets make me shrink sad crying face yep
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thank you. i know that's helpful. i was under the impression that it was like a shot glass. why does thatcher have a shotgun in the picture but can't use a shotgun? he can use a shotgun. he can't. he has an ar 33 and an l8 58. well that's bullshit. he totally has a shotgun. that's not a shotgun. that's a pistol. that's a long ass pistol. tell ryan to stop being a crying pan. alright, let's do this. alright, you gotta use x to mark people. that's correct. and the spot.
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10957.620
that's what i would do. they're like two, so... oh, we're all dead. insertion in ten seconds. ten seconds? enough sound to have a sip of water. here's my rule for like baby pictures. you could send me a picture of your kids in like funny halloween costumes or shirts. that's about it. or of your kids crying and then the snapchat thing says like, i'm crying because i'm a stupid idiot that spilled my juice. like that, i'm in. but just a picture of them in the bathtub being children? what do i care? okay, they just shot that window.
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it's like very similar story actually happened to a friend of mine when he was teaching over there. he's like, one of his students asked what his favorite fish was and he said chamchi. and then she told her mom and like started crying. oh no. oh no. you have to have a meeting with the principal? like that's very inappropriate. what? okay, hold on though. now, why would they name a fish so similar to a vagina? i don't know. is that on purpose?
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the world just lost another hoke a maniac. oh no. i don't remember the controls for this, i'll figure it out. i don't know if anybody ever knew the controls for this one based on us starting every time and people being like, what's up? you fucking shot me you piece of shit! don't shoot me back! i'm sorry, i fucked up. ow! this guy just dropped in and he just punched me! yeah good, help me out. punch me? everyone's crying and screaming lately.
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3389.920
i may, uh, i may have been able to hide behind the 3d glasses but i can't hide from you, chad. there was some, there was a couple moments in inside out where i was tearing up a little bit. not full blown balling, but i could have allowed myself to full blown ball if i was more secure in my masculinity. i think i got about as close as i could get without actually crying. but i was also like nursing a bad headache and on a flight for seven hours and i just felt like shit.
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2752.980
that's an easy way to save your mom from crying her eyes out. your mom's life would never be the same after that. it's true! she could never stop blaming herself for her son being a fucking idiot. her whole life would change because you just didn't freaking move your arm 90 degrees. is it worth it? safety's cool, man. safety has a perception problem. short sighted but long dicked. exactly.
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oh, you can also use his leg as a weapon like it's true crime. oh, chat just brought up a really good point. if we eat the cannibals, then who's really the monster here? that's yeah. i think i just murdered a bird by swinging my axe at this tree by accident. sorry bird. my stomach is xing at me. is that bad? candy bars, man. yeah, you can eat it. you can eat a candy bar if you're if you need to crap. i thought that said the crying mat. soda.
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mean that doesn't even sound that terrible. that's exactly my if you give me to a hundred thousand twitch subscribers and keep me there for six months i'll buy a maserati and then that's a good incentive for the crash it live into a mountain exactly. i'll flip it will you walk out of the car crying?
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5721.840
i'm not aware of lilith. from the bible, lilith? lilith? lilith, you whore. i'm glad everybody in chat is like, that's weird. nobody would have gotten that. 50 nugs or die and hitoshira. thank you very much for the resubscriptions. okay, fox, name a reason your eyes might water. fuck this. onions, we'll get that one. i know crying is gonna be number one. cutting onions was number one. oh shit.
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alright oh should we party had this one haven't we this is windy? yeah, i said fuck this because i already have a bad reputation from answering this question. i forgot about this okay, i'm gonna say you're just crying. i'm making a lasagna. oh
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oh, they're separated. now's the time. how do you know? maybe we're more together than ever. jesus fucking christ. woo! ow. fuck it! it's a game of ring around the fucking rosy at this point. oh no, we got they're back on the same side now. i'm gonna go hard then. oh, i definitely shot josh about 15 times. oh! is that my wolf friend crying in pain?
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thank god. this is a stupid one anyways. how can you think of like six things that annoy you at the library? just don't go to the library if you feel that way. i hate how they have free internet access for the less fortunate. old people doing taxes. i hate that. some total of human knowledge for free, but they charge you ten cents if you keep it for an extra year. what a ripoff. these are all just noise. noise, people talking, child crying. this is just name different ways in which human beings cause noise.
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