Quotes about “crungo”
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1829.82
you know occasionally you'll see some people with like some lay's chips or some miss vicki's or something but like a lot of boom, everybody's got boom chicka pop in their shopping cart. i had never bought it, i enjoy popcorn because i have human taste buds. i've never bought it simply because i thought the name was, if you'll allow me to say it, and normally this is used against me, i thought the name was kind of crungo.
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3725.40
what the heck is crungo? crungo is cringe, but it's kind of cringe to say cringe. so instead you say crungo, which is slightly less cringe. until people go, why do you say crungo? you should just say cringe instead and then crungo becomes more cringe. this is my pb now. i died on the bridge last time. anybody have the clip of how i died on the bridge last time? they don't want to die in exactly the same way again. i ran. i definitely remember running.
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5587.76
nah man, you should see some of the messages. i'm sure you should see some of the messages i get in my chat, man, to be honest with you. like there's a lot of weird motherfuckers online. they probably get more weirdos. but i've cultivated an anti weird audience over like 10 years. like in a normal chat, you'll see a lot of weird motherfuckers, okay? here someone asks like a weird fucking question and everybody hits them with like the like crungo face and they go, oh, i see that this, oh, free thinkers aren't allowed here. and then they go watch somebody else.
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5978.34
like i this is a feminist bit. okay, so don't crungo it yet men like 30 to fucking 3,000 years ago fucked it up for the modern man is back in like 1960 men would literally be like i can't be there when my second child is being born. i have work what the how long they you they really got away with that excuse for like 5,000 fucking years and
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1730.70
an american legend comes to life. maybe it is pocahontas. what's the crungo for? i mean, i guess we're getting into some... i think it's semantic. pocahontas is american, dude. you can't get more american than pocahontas. oh, that's from mel gibson? it is really funny that mel gibson is in pocahontas, if you can bring yourself to laugh at it.
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3411.26
but i thought that bit got better every time you did it. and i thought it peaked like 20 words in. when you said bro, you can watch it on clip. i was like, that's it. you've struck gold. everybody in chat was like crungo. i don't like to hear that word. gen z that's over 18. how do you dirty talk? because like i'm curious about the fact that whenever i use a slang word,
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like doesn't one of them go, no, no, no, you should have like, you should have the skyline chili or something like that. you should have the ribs, man. you should have the ribs. no, no, no, i had ribs last week. i just really feel like having a salad tonight. then everyone went crungo, crungo, crungo, et cetera, et cetera. and i was like, i'm just asking, i'm using it as a metaphor to learn, man.
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1723.30
circle like 1978. they were probably doing your mom? well, at least one of them. well, probably not. i think my dad would have been like 15. something like that. but like a few years later, yeah, yeah, for sure. it's not crungo, dude. my parents had sex. and that's how i find myself putting the fucking chip in the cap before you right now. we don't need to belabor the point. i'm not going to belabor the point. you were stroked in, buddy? no shot. no shot. i was planted deep.
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2015.96
different game would go crazy right now. i mean game is good, don't get me wrong. we all love game. game has proven itself to be timeless entertainment. it's evergreen. it's always fun. but new game, different game could be anything. it could even be as good as game, man. it's not right to date someone of the same sex. the priest told us so. that's an appeal to authority, aka an appeal to being stupid. or maybe, hey, hey, hey, hey, everyone's going crungo. they just said it's not okay to date.
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4973.580
i don't know if i've been tricked by small lecterns or like him always bending down to speak really closely into the microphone. he's got tall energy. it says he's 6'3". i could believe that. i could believe that he's 6'3". i think it's problematic that when i said he has tall energy, people are typing crungo. being tall doesn't make you a good person, you know? i'm trying to think of a classic example of a tall guy being mean. i can't think of one.
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7496.620
i don't know any of these other ones, i gotta be honest. laura innes. invisible man insurgent if you give a mouse a cookie. izzy stevens. indigo girls. i should have known the indigo girls. isaac mendez from heroes. i don't know about all that. you name zero women? eddie izzard is non binary. kind of crungo. guys, you fucked that one up pretty bad. you're gonna make me drop the crungo on you? how did you know that? because i'm fucking tuned in, bitch. i pay attention. i listen.
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