Quotes about “criss angel”
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1045.66
speed, violence, momentum. you can't stop me. don't make me laugh. stay tuned for an important announcement from your employer. criss angel? it's been a while since i've had a visitor. i am quite thrilled. this sorry facility was once the testing ground for the null project. new mecha's most promising soldiers and scientists were... should have been reading earlier. that's my bad. shoot open the door. interesting. proceed. we don't need to watch that one again. that won't be necessary. face me. yoooo!
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1511.24
can you imagine the clip of like aiden ross reacting to criss angel tearing that lady in half and then the legs walk away and the upper half walks away like on her knuckles? that shit would have blown their mind man. yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! criss angel's parents owned a music store on long island and uh...
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1570.18
and party every that's diabolical, man. no wonder they wouldn't let their kids listen to that shit. nights in satan's service? shit is evil. it's just good branding. it's it you know what it is? it's altered. it's criss angel mind freak. they named themselves as if they were so edgy, and then they just, you know... i mean, they breathed like fire on stage and like painted their face and stuff like that, but that their lyrics did not like back up.
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3254.26
you can do magic, but keep it to yourself. like i wanna see like, i don't wanna see like, is this your card? wow, how did you do that? like, i wanna see the penn and teller shit where they like catch a bullet in their teeth. yeah, yeah. so if you're gonna be a magician, be a professional one. otherwise, what are you even doing? yeah, but not one of like the like criss angel types.
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743.90
why you don't know paintings bro? you don't know the girl with the pearl airing and shit? i know i've seen this before but my version of the statue of liberty is when criss angel pulled apart a woman on a park bench and then her top half crawled away on her knuckles and her bottom half walked away on the legs. real quick, what's for the people in chat who don't know, what does mononymic mean? one name. one name. sting is like 70 years old. sting pretty old.
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434.32
there were consumables we couldn't pick up as a result of not being able to fly and even within like a boss rush context we're fine on time here. the other one was a speed upgrade. i'm glad i went back. those were all the consumables that we could have gotten except for shooting poop to get fire or shark. that would be a clever trick. criss angel man, shooting poop to get money of course.
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5505.20
you're forgetting one important thing is having that kind of muscle density generates a ton of heat when you move. so he's just trying to dissipate the heat. i don't think so. it's fair. he also had flat ironed long black hair like criss angel. or like jim carrey in the movie where he played criss angel and he wore the same kind of bandana. i didn't even know that was the thing. i love bandanas.
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3015.760
when are they gonna bring in the, you know, the plucky guy from boston who totally knows everything there is to know about ghosts? i thought there was supposed to be one guy that sounds like criss angel at all times and looks like criss angel. in ghost hunters, to my recollection, it was like the cast of ghost hunters were basically like
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4028.66
and we're like, oh, that's... who would have thought in the middle of the southwestern american desert, two people that were very nice from a small town in northern ontario. anyway, we got to talking after we apologized and we're like, you know, what have you done in vegas so far? and they're like, oh, we saw criss angel. i was like, was it good? and they're like, eh, i'd pass. wow. that's a very long note. yeah? all right, now it's nick austin me rob.
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4063.68
it's real now is what it is. yeah, it's wind tetris now. i put it on everything random special. broka! i haven't seen criss angel since that show. broka. he's doing... he's making ten million dollars a day in las vegas. why does everyone do that when they get older? wouldn't you? that's like the dream, right?
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379.08
so we still have the ability to play that blood bank. i think i want to go to the mob trap room first though. anyway, today is friday and over the past two days i gotta tell you i cleared up a lot of latent projects. professor latent. doki doki fully recorded now. i was like where's the enemy? i got mind fricked like criss angel.
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