Quotes about “creatine”
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like salt and creatine mixed together. they need to have like a well, i mean, you know what? they probably already do, but i don't read bottles on medicine. also, i don't buy medicine. but anyway, my point is there needs to be like a big just a big fuck me sticker on all medicine that says this one's fda approved. you can't put a cross on your bottle unless an actual doctor has signed off. right. yeah.
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2621.64
captain america does not have hgh gut. he did not take hgh, okay? he took a super, a controversial secret super soldier serum in the second world war and honestly i'm glad he did because the good guys won that one, okay? it wasn't hgh. it was probably like it was hgh mixed with creatine and a little bit of a cyberry powder. oh no. there's an old dude at the gym i used to go to that looked like a ninja turtle for real.
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289.32
hang on, i gotta scroll a lot because there was lots of talking today. there's one just called kill it. rich piana kill it pre workout powder with creatine, jitter free caffeine, nitrous oxide booster, l citrulline. there's a guy on the label holding a shotgun saying, kill it.
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it's worse than the first one? of course, it has the rock in it and his stock is dropping immensely. there's no recovery. is maui natty? well, i'll give him some credit on that one because he's distinctly not natty. he has tattoos on his body that tell the story of his lore and he has a hook and he has powers that allow him to transform into animals. so that's definitely, he's magically enhanced. yes. are you natty? thick stacks, my pockets on creatine, young money dip set,
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i got too nervous. i couldn't stop myself from smiling, man. oh, it was from r slash walt disney world. thank you. thank you. mine would have been double income two cats. yeah, i mean, chibilly, that's, it's reddit, man. it's reddit. what do you want? you don't go to subway and go, it smells like bread in here. you know, my poster doing iron man numbers. i know that's right, man. thick stacks, my pockets on creatine.
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just saw an ad for man cereal. it's just normal cereal with added creatine. this is why we need to bully the supplement users just a little bit. it's one of those things where probably like people becoming more aware of
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476.580
what's wrong with that? a 700 gallon jug of creatine is like $2 and you put like a salt bay sized pinch in a glass of water every single day. you don't need to put it in your cereal man. you could just eat... first off if you care about your health you probably shouldn't be eating cereal for breakfast. secondly you definitely don't need like a specialized delivery mechanism to get the creatine in your body.
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it dissolves in water, like a kilo of it can dissolve in a liter of water easily with no taste whatsoever. that's if you think you need creatine to begin with which you may... i mean it's... as i understand i'm just i'm quoting what i remember the consensus being here which is apart from protein powder it's like the only supplement that
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damn he has no whimsy? i literally have so much whimsy it's just for like the natural phenomenon of the organic world. it's not for like duck tails. a woohoo. why is the defect on creatine? thick stacks! my pockets on creatine! young money dip set! we're a team! if you don't like it, no vaseline! so you gotta skip a lot of the words in lil wayne's upgrade you freestyle. well i gotta skip a lot of the words.
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286.32
no thanks. what? i want a date after surgery. if you're up for it, i'll see you outside the locker room. if not, then i won't. this guy would be endearing if he wasn't so mentally deficient. what does that vending machine sell? it looks like they only sell tall cans of coors light. mrs. morello, your blood work shows extremely high levels of creatine. because of damage they've sustained during your fights, your kidneys are shutting down.
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710.38
don't give me that holier than thou argument right now. oh, i don't drink anything but water and coffee and creatine because yeah, okay, it's very good for you. i bet you have the cleanest arteries on earth. that being said, lemonade's fucking delicious. get your anti lemonade propaganda out of my face. now we are gonna have nearly enough money to make the shop worthwhile. oh, we have enough money to make the shop worthwhile. toothpicks, fuck off.
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nothing traditionally cool used to be you're just lifting heavy weights now. you got well. i gotta take my pre stack it's got the no explode. it's got the creatine and then afterwards uh i take away isolate protein, and you know it's i got the good flavor i don't really like the vanilla flavor tastes too artificial but the chocolate goes nice when you mix it throw in like a little bit of natty peanut butter you see like does that sound cool? no, but you should do it anyway, man i don't know where i'm going with this more power to you more fucking power to you if you try to
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