Quotes about “crazy mike”
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then we're gonna buy the bomb box. and now we're gonna go bomb crazy on these shopkeepers. bomb crazy mike? bomb cruise, is bomb cruise crazy? that's what i always said. just be i always said that. then what do you say? i don't remember. alright so i think you just start by going like a do one of these bad boys, toss a bomb in there, okay! now we gotta wait for these shopkeepers to somehow kill themselves.
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trent green, bitch. look it up. tony gonzalez, bro. priest holmes. who's the guard on the chiefs that was really good? morten anderson. that's not his name. he's the kicker. morten anderson, bro. she will shields, will shields. chiefs air raid offense went crazy in espn nfl football. mike don levy. one nba coach of the year with this western conference team. western conference team that was good in 99.
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for letting me go through the corner like that. no, no, no, not you. let's go. i hate the boost with the red hats. i know what i said. you don't have to tell me what i said. if you're gonna stand a chance, you gotta leverage your boost there. oh, they don't make turns like that anymore, boys. it's crazy we're still ranking up. big mike, saucy mom.
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i know he's around but i never see him saying fuck our ads anymore. sometimes he'll talk to like crazy mike and be like, is your stream gonna have ads on it? wink wink. is it so? fuck those ads. exactly. he's gone to the second level like, he's got a little self awareness which is good i think. that is good yeah. so you didn't die to monstroid 2. no, i'm just slow as a goddamn sack of molasses for some reason. why am i so slow? take small rock.
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i mean crazy mike probably has all the tails. i'm sure he does i'm sure crazy mike tells all the heads to and asia this tales of symphonia tales of the abyss tales of the crypt don't talk to me. it was like a series name tl tails tails lc doctor
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you'll just get uh, just get jg wentworth to do it. jg wentworth apparently isn't here man! where's your jg wentworth now? hold on, let me summon him. who's this guy? oh this guy looks like a real bro, that looks like crazy mike's character. uh, what's uh, what the fuck is jg wentworth? he's the undead merchant, that's it. so we're the crown of dusk, apparently that helps you a lot. no i accidentally summoned chipping lake 9 instead of the dude i thought was crazy mike. oh no.
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yeah, that happened. i remember. go get the dragon! go fight the dragon! i don't wanna fight the dragon! i wanna fight artorias! fight! i don't wanna see you lose again, so fight the dragon! well, yeah oh, hey, northernlion, go to the dlc, but don't lose! yeah! this is what i'm dealing with every day. i just remembered... i just remembered that crazy mike is a person. hey, make me some chicken noodle soup, but don't make it hot! like, come on here, give me some credit. put an ice cube in it. no, what do you put an ice cube in your chicken noodle soup? dude, he just puts ice in his beer sometimes. who?
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the other guys, they were just spectating you. when you said that you were the greatest dark souls player in the world, did you forget about crazy mike? cause that seems weird. i think crazy mike forgot about me. oh. he has forsaken you. johnny magoo goo sent you a message. here we go. the def community is actually really good or inclusive. hell, it'll be the people who don't know def who get angry at nick. there you go, nick. yeah, that's what i'm saying. says you right now. we'll see. no, it says johnny goo goo. yeah, i know. johnny goo goo!
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the microsoft paid sony or paid, ah whatever. microsoft paid sony? no, microsoft paid polygon to give the last of us a seven and a half. we all know that's just true though. oh okay. mike had a sword the whole time. your chat was squirtle the whole time. no, crazy mike had a sword the whole time. oh that's pretty cool. i know a story. yeah. i know mike had a story. a good guy. sorry. is that a joke about being canadian?
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1710s, neologisms, christian apologetics, god in christianity, leibniz, the problem of evil. i don't even know what type of word the answer will be. and it type original sin. theodicy. isn't that the shit mike judge made? rowan needs to be a motley crew asap, by the way. like this is fucking crazy. 1667 poems. beelzebub. epic poems in english about the devil. this is
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mike should notice the guy from park. yeah, i'm glad you guys are fighting the fight that like gets you in trouble, which is that like lincoln park is super over. thank you. we have like four of the four people on earth who agree on this. i know lincoln park fans don't listen to this. do not listen to this. i didn't pay attention for like 10 years and the crazy we went from like we all agree that this kind of sucks, right? all hated it.
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like they fall into like masks and friggin hats. they're not wearing a mask or a hat. alright. umm... they're not wearing a mask or a hat. is it a... is... do they have a beard? no. wait, i'm still on they're not wearing a mask or a hat. well i don't have... i don't even have anything so i'm just going on a mask. yeah, what does indy count? he has a mask on! mask on! alright, crazy mike has a... yes, obviously! it's a helm. it's not a mask, it's a helm. whatever.
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this guy, i'm legitimately helping this guy out a lot. i'm not saying i'm doing real well, what i'm saying is thanks for giving me these fucking weapons crazy mike and company for allowing me to pretend like i have some skill when i actually don't. well you probably saved this guy like six hours of his life. exactly! yeah, like just dying over and over in anor londo. i've been there man! me too.
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oh, i got him and i get the greatest kill of all time. i'll just kick him off the edge afterwards i think he turned off his xbox like a ding dong. yeah, last stream. i actually i don't think he did oh but i didn't get a message like spirit of oh there is he's vanquished all right these guys are doing some celebrating um we got to open up these shortcuts but i also would love this guy to heal me with his estus flask they also said i'm fairly certain that guy's a crazy mike said i'm fairly certain that guy's a hacker
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why? you're the indicted lord. lord of indictments. lord of indictments. i'm gonna move to a new place and uh... a crazy mike during that invasion was like, this guy frequents my stream northernlion, watch your butt! too bad crazy mike. busted his ass in half. split him like a coconut.
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