Quotes about “court”
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i want to know what love is. me too. oh! gangster! oh, he filed bankruptcy after paying five million dollars in court fines. that's like a different story altogether. way more sense, yeah. oh, god damn it! no! alright, i'm free. i wanted to keep you alive. weapon? ah, okay. damn it. oh, i got a sword!
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like yeah, that's a good one. okay, man, like you like put this dead mouse in my cup. yeah, just pretend to fall down like no, like no i didn't like prove that you didn't and then it won't be able to you have a great time in court. i'll just get like i'll hire somebody to reanimate stanley kubrick's
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i don't know if that's true, but it's probably that. it's a shame we're gonna have to waste the quartz time over such a trivial matter. you are. you could just settle out of court, you don't have to go to court. yeah, yeah. i'm gonna settle out of quarry. and do shot for shot. with bullets. oh, now i'm the one that goes red. i don't get why it unreadies you sometimes. donkey!
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you don't even have to get into your car, i don't understand that. you gotta be at a fast food restaurant if you're gonna pee yourself or it doesn't count. you should make the commitment to pee yourself in public, it's all about the choice. i mean you're technically in public right now. your voice is anyway. i guess. i'm in the public of people's private homes. you're in the court of public opinion. people can privately watch me in public on a public it's a public forum. yeah. but it's not like...
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good luck. would you fight kate? it's not fair. can't make a man fight his wife. that's like the rule of the first rule of court. is it? you can't force a spouse to testify against their spouse. they can volunteer. didn't you ever see double jeopardy? no. yeah, it's not that good. doesn't have harrison ford? no, it has ashley judd and i think benjamin bratt who you may know as the love interest from the first miss congeniality film.
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pretending that ice ice baby didn't sample from under pressure. yeah a couple years ago he did an interview and someone brought it up, and he's like of course it samples from under pressure but i was in like a court case. i can't just be like yeah, you got me that makes a lot of sense yeah, that's a good stuff, and i also feel like it's vanilla ice is kind of unfairly a punching bag and
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apparently at vanilla ice, right? but like, why i don't think i mean if you literally just like, release the exact same song. did he win that court case? yeah, i believe he lost that court case, yes. that was a great answer. i mean it's the opposite of what i said, but yeah. weird. what is that? is that a donation? addicted. oh, that works now. did you know that addicted is the inverse of perks?
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that's pretty good. like semen. did you see after our sorry about that rob. after our conversation on thursday, there was actually an american court case that set the precedent that burritos are not considered sandwiches. i did see that and i thought that's why we were talking about it in the first place otherwise the coincidences blew my mind. so i know what rob's gonna say is how did that come before a court case? yeah absolutely. what it is is that there was a mall with a food court and there was a panera in there
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we're the only business that can sell sandwiches in here. oh, shit. oh, that's disgusting. so they had to go to court to prove that a burrito was not a sandwich so that they could actually be in the mall food court. i'm sorry, how does that get to the supreme court? it's not the supreme court. i didn't say the supreme court. i thought you said it. i thought it was the supreme court. oh, you asshole. you just left me to die on the planet. i called you down so that you could do it.
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a pain in the ass for your thoughts. wait, where's my double xp weekend? you gotta hit a before you hit double xp. has no one made one of those before? the supreme food court? that's like way better than a regular food court. that's like a man tv sketch. it's not quite snl level. that would be sick! you could have a guy at the entrance to the supreme food court be like anthony scalia or something and then he's like, objection! and then he gives you your burger.
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i don't know chad is saying stop talking about it because of spoilers, so i will start talking for your life i know i almost did the same thing and then i thought about cobalt just said and i went with that it is it is indeed like a it's a court case from like you know 30 and also 15 years ago but still so that's the so it's a guy's life. oh
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some information, not all the information. but at the same time, i did read the pajiba article that was like, hey, here's all the evidence from the case they don't show. and they seem to implicate that the results is maybe different than the sentiment that most people have. but again, it's, you know, it's a court case. so who knows, man?
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alright, now we got this. guys, am i right? do you wanna just do hockey again? nah, nah, keep it up. we got this. keep it up! oh, fuck me sideways. 10,000! wow. what? well, a thousand. not... i've... yeah. what? oh, the points! yeah. oh, i kept thinking someone like donated $10,000 to you. i was like waiting for the... i was waiting for the champagne court to pop.
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who the fuck is watching raw when alabama v. clemson was about to start? before i read that sentence all the way through, i thought alabama v. clemson was like a fucking... it's a court case. a marquee trial, exactly. fucking it's like, you know, jake clemson guy's been trying to start some shit with alabama. we're making another murderer again. i'm still working my way through that series, man.
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i don't like madtv. me either. there's a lot of people that think that madtv is like a better version of saturday night live and i'm like that's like... are those people all high up on the court? would you rather have diarrhea or constipation? i don't like will sasso. you don't like will sasso? not at all. you're not his canadian. that's nothing to do with why i don't like him. nothing to do with him. he's an international hero, man. why don't you like will sasso? is it because he's canadian or because he's bald? neither, i just think he's not very funny.
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wait because if you can do that was a you gotta suck my dead dick or you don't get any of my money and the judges like it says it here in the will so we think that the supreme court people that no matter what it says in the wheel you have to do it because they're fucking dead so sorry better than sucking your dead dad's dick dad dad's dick that's hilarious the trip d yeah
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yeah, i could be persuaded to do private let's plays. it's a thing. yeah, i don't want it to really be a thing. dude, if you're like a super rich dude, i would totally be like your let's play court jester or something. he's so sick. but what if they named the games though? still do it, man. depends. i mean, you gotta make a pretty compelling offer, but... alright. so... maybe lost planet 2 could happen? if you are willing to pay me eight figures a year... okay. no problem.
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also, make a special pleading for that instance because come on. yeah, exactly. at least hear it in court. what are you in jail for? buying a sandwich? i mean that does fuck someone's life up irreparably at times. mmm! and you're not even gonna let them try to rebuild their life over basically nothing? i'm not saying every instance of a drug conviction to do with marijuana was basically nothing either. there's certainly variance within that.
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what a dick. i know this steak isn't real but my mind is telling me... let's eat a virtual steak! it's juicy, delicious... you're gonna sell out real people for a virtual steak. i wanna be somebody famous. somebody important. like... yo, you fuck off! sorry. he waited right for me! i was in my little court. you were the closest one. this is why america will never win. ryan, get rid of the bomb. i'll bullsh every time!
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