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2552.180
alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't
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i think the reason there's no life counter, i don't know if it's intentional or if it was just a byproduct of how they formed the setup. because they have curses that make certain ui elements disappear, so i have a feeling they just triggered that to happen. so i don't know if they'd maybe have preferred to have the life counter or not. i'm kind of just speculating here.
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what are you talking about? i expect nl to never notice me. i noticed you yesterday when i was playing nuclear throne and i took the weapon that you wanted me to take and then i died. oh, there we go. what do you think? oh yeah, small rock. this is a real good run. i agree with this. can i hit that chest? no way, right? still got a cat face. there is a life counter anyway. well, sort of, but not really. well, if you've got nine lives, like just seeing when the cat head disappears. exactly. you got a cat head. that's about it.
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and also what's up with the symbolism of bounty like you need a lumberjack to clean up your fucking spill on your counter? it's kind of overkill isn't it? i don't think it makes any sense to be honest with you. or is it the lumberjack that cut down the trees that got turned into the quilted picker upper? he got the he got turned into a paper towel. no, i mean he cut down the trees he's just there to administer that the trees get properly turned into paper towels. oh i see. that's his one function in life, and he loves it.
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look at the counter on the left side of your screen. when it gets to 8 out of 10, that means there's two waves left and that's when it stops. i'm at 8 out of 10. then that's the last wave. the next one is the boss. at 9 it's the boss and at 10 it's the devil deal boss. alright, so you're saying i want to do the white door.
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makes it makes a bit of a difference by what i jump jars five corrode pots one teleport jar and one revive excuse me. could you just do that for me? all right, you got to do it because you it means you got to get all the all the berries first yeah, you're proving like a base level of competence. i don't have that i just jumping without running make you jump higher that's counter and like that doesn't make sense. oh running before increase is horizontal. i get it makes sense to me devs. oh
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i mean you go overboard this is a bad bad deal and then i'll be like why don't you just give me six nuggets instead yeah and the person behind the counter is gonna be like uh we don't really have like a protocol for that and then i'll say also you were here yesterday and you tried to save shit i'll say call up ronald mcdonald or i'm gonna sue your ass nice
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when you walk through that laser beam, you're gonna make him explode. there you go. when are we gonna go through the snow case? starting december 1st. the what case? the snow case. it's an advent counter for beer. oh, why don't you just get like a case of ying lang and drink?
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dude, i gotta ask your opinion on something because i was at the deli counter yesterday. kade and i made the outrageous mistake of going grocery shopping at like 5 p.m. on a sunday. so it was oh, it's a nightmare. you got to leave the deli counter for later if you're gonna do that. i went to the deli counter. there's a dude up there and he was like finishing there were like four or five people in line. so that's a busy deli counter. but the dude who was up there was like finishing his order. so i was like we good. i mean, i guess he had a hundred things he wanted.
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easy there, you know, uh, great gatsby, but uh, that's okay. it's not over. wait, you're not allowed to get two kinds of meat at your deli counter? well then no, he got two kinds of meat for himself as a person. what's wrong with that? he could have a family. he got his few slices of pastrami, and then he goes, anything else, sir? he's like, yeah, let me get a couple of those, uh, those slices of pepper turkey. and then he's like, okay, sir. three meats.
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okay, sir. it's strange. i get it. you want your meat. and then you got like two more things after that. everyone else is sitting there like, oh my god. so you don't want this guy to get whatever he wants? i want there's an unwritten rule. if there's a lineup at the deli counter, you get one, two kinds of meat max. i never heard of that rule. that's dude. that is just the unwritten rule of the deli counter. i've never heard of that. how many cheeses did he get too? barren, we're gonna need to write it down for scumbags like you. i well
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maybe, because i never heard of it. how many cheeses? i mean, i don't get a whole lot of bunches of oats at the counter, you know? you just getting the prepackaged shit? no, no, no, no, i get whatever i want, you know, i usually get two meats. two meats? do you put both meats on the same sandwich or do you mix up it? yes, i do. i goddamn do. you know what? if you're grocery shopping at like 1pm on a tuesday, you get two meats, you get four meats, see if i give a shit. you will.
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yeah, he's got multiple dishes that are gonna be done here. like, i understand. but no, you don't understand. so the reality is you just want to run this guy's life that you've never met. no, i just want him to yeah, no, you do! no, that's not true. you want to tell him it's not okay. you're a terrible person. i want him to have the common decency to not show up at the busiest time at the grocery store and get an outrageous, you know, take up the deli counter's time. i don't know, dude. i don't think it works like that.
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you got some sort of weird superiority complex. it's not a superiority complex! do you think that everyone's on the same page as you, but no one fucking is? i want them to treat their fellow it's about respect, okay? it's an unfitten rule that you i want them to treat their fellow man with respect. it's an unfitten rule that you've totally created in your mind to make yourself feel better. no, it's the rules that separate us from the animal kingdom. dude, just walk away from the deli counter for five seconds if it bothers you so much. i didn't want to lose my place in line to another go somewhere else and come back!
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that's acceptable, but you know any but i'll judge you anyway the deli counter. i don't think he's got a family oh my god. you're judging his family life to now he's not worthy of love is his family is the one that he makes on a daily basis i disrespect his diet and his family life. he's talking about you're just mad cuz you know, i'm never wrong i
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dude, twitter agreed with me, that's all i'm saying. i don't give a fuck. twitter is a hug box, man. twitter agreed with me. twitter agreed with me, wow. wow. what if that's his family life, is twitter? exactly, man. j smith, put nl on the deli counter, cause he's done. slice him up. i'll have five types of nl meat. wait, that sounds weird. when i go to the grocery store, it's fucking warm, man.
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what kind of sandwiches would you allow? which ones would you allow? i want to know. as long as it's the same kind of meat or you purchase the different kinds of meat at an acceptable hour that shows care for your fellow man, i don't care. alright, so how about this? what if you go to the deli counter and you're like, alright, i know what i want. i want the honey ham and the smoked turkey breast. you know what? i think if you outline that in advance,
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2004.220
yeah, i'd be like that dude's a peanut barcher. i definitely wouldn't do the sample. yeah, see, josh's, everyone's got their deli counter limit. we're finding out where josh's lies right now. i don't really have a limit, like if you want to order as much shit as you want, there's two people working there usually and i can just go shop for other stuff until they're done.
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nick, you gotta stand up for what you want in this life, which means passive aggressively tweeting about the dude at the deli counter when he costs you any delay at all. i tweet about other shit like that, but not that specifically. it's the north american way. it is the north american way.
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i don't know what you're asking. it adds another baby on your screen that shoots it's stuff. it's not based reality, so i don't know what that's it? yeah, there's another baby. oh yeah, look at that! that's super cool! why didn't ryan just tell me that? i don't know, i wanted to make it really difficult for some reason. i'm gonna fucking... oh, you're gonna be on sale at the deli counter tomorrow. and i'm gonna buy both of you in spite of it going against my principles. wow. a spite buy.
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you guys are fucking with me alright? like you would have been mad at this guy? what guy? the guy at the deli counter. no! i'll tell you my internal monologue would have been, alright this is taking a few minutes, i'm gonna go somewhere else. that's as far as i would have gone with that. my internal monologue would be like, i guess i just gotta wait for a little bit. yeah. that would be my internal monologue. if there were people behind me i might not go somewhere else. that does matter a little. i didn't mean to blow that up but i guess it's fine.
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sounds just like you're holding your dick too tight when you're beating it. see what people don't get is that you're free you don't need to hold it that tight. you're free to go to the to the deli counter and do whatever you want, but i'm also no people get that. this guy's being kind of an asshole.
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you don't deserve to go to jail just for being kind of a dick in the deli counter. the problem though is that your standard is completely subjective and a lot of people with anxiety are worried that people really think about them that way all the time regardless of the contractual. if this dude had anxiety you wouldn't be ordering four kinds of meat at a deli counter. because you'd be hyper aware of everyone judging him though. that's a pretty good point though. he's got, if he's got anxiety about being considered a little selfish for ordering a lot of kinds of meat at the deli counter, that anxiety is deserved.
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when you go to the gas station, you fill her up. yeah. i think the implication though is that you're waiting to get one of the pumps and they're all full and this one dude that you're behind is like, i'm gonna take a hundred years. if he's filling up his car, that's a good excuse. so that's okay, but the deli counter's not. yeah, that's fine, man. that's the requisite, like, the amount of time to fill up your car with gas is one unit of being at the gas station. buying four different kinds of meat it's binary. buying four different kinds of meat is like three different units of being at the deli counter.
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probably real conceited asshole. yeah impression, so i'm pretty sure that he's a fucking asshole here fuck it be that as we may i know the proper etiquette at the meat counter you don't know you only know what's up with your own me counters ass that doesn't even make any sense my own meat counters ass. what does this mean? i don't know man, but i just he must aces my part myself and he must be funny
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i'm surprised he didn't bring up the why doesn't he just go to the place where there's packaged meat already and not bother the deli counter. cause i understand the per unit cost for that stuff. yeah but he should incur that cost for being such a thoughtless asshole right? but i understand the priority for meat economy, like meat, what am i going for, like premium meats.
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no, say what you will about mussolini, but at least he kept the deli counter running on time. i also almost spit my coffee bag into my cup and did the josh sound. it's a good sound dude, you should try it. i'm a little worried about what it'll do to my sinuses. clear them out dude. not with coffee, it's not the right liquid. maisel coffee, i don't know. definitely will sort you right out. oh, you know who's gonna have opinions about all this is rob.
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what are you doing with your life, nl? what are you saying? is that the meat counter for like half of the... it's robbing the call, yeah, because i need his opinion. oh, i'll add him up if you're ready for him. yeah, go ahead. i want to hear what he has to say. i already know what he's going to say. i'm very confident we're going to be on the same team here. team meat or not team meat? because i've seen that team before. team... lots of meat, but all of one kind. i beat half of team meat in super meat boy. who could be the wrath of people behind you?
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good luck! you're at the deli counter, alright? okay, alright. i like where this is starting. it's a straight sunday at 5pm is a hypothetical. and then, the dude in front of you orders like six different kinds of meat. every time he comes back, the cashier of the deli counter comes back, he goes, uh yeah, can i also get like 400 grams of go fuck your mother, right? and then, i would like to know how you feel about that. was he making a social offense? a faux pas, if you will.
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this dude was at the meat counter and it was a busy day i lined up like four people behind him because i was like oh this dude's almost done and then every time the dude came back he's like yeah can i also get like a couple of slices of pastrami and then he'd like pull out the big hunk of pastrami and put it on the slicer reconfigure it so it's sliced to the proper thickness for pastrami cut like two slices he's like oh it's good it's good and then he would be like okay now give me two slices of montreal smoked meat and you're like come on dude
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right, so there's no counter for variety, only for weight. so there's a bit of a hole there. how fucking sweet would it be if this man's watching the show and then he goes to like the international deli manager conference next year and proposes like, we need to think about a volume, we need to think about variety, and then stores nationwide start instituting like a two meat per customer limit. oh, you might have just changed the world. in my fantasy where this comes true, especially you josh. you get to be god in this scenario.
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you should at least open up to the guy like, hey, i'm gonna order a bunch of different things right now. cause like the guy keeps coming back to the counter thinking like, okay, this motherfucker's done. but no, he's got another meat that he's gotta unwrap now. he doesn't know. was the guy taking off his gloves every time too? cause that would just be the icing on the cake really.
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think i probably get i can get to like 30 and then i'd be like fuck dude like when you first start eating chicken mcnuggets, you're like these are just like chicken fries they're not okay, but i think all the corn flour and the meat would get to you dude let's let's do a stream where we all get 50 nuggets and we put a counter up and then we count through the nuggets as we eat them that sounds like the best fucking night of all time
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anyone notice how often he says this is an interesting seed well it's not i'm gonna be like well his seeds what about yesterday yesterday is the perfect? counter example where everybody was like this seed is fucking turn off also. i'm in the business of making entertainment i oh just see fucking sucks. let's just restart this runs a piece of shit. i hate it we gotta have some infectious energy man. i think more than anything you've been saying life goes on a lot more lately absolutely true. yeah
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um, well, you're gonna have to go through a lot of breakfast. well, as long as you don't get car battery, because that's my mistake when i did that the other day and then i double rolled over the item i was actually after. yeah. so what happens is when you're rolling through, when it checks a pool, if that pool's empty, it replaces everything with breakfast, and eventually you empty so many of your pools out, and your special counter gets so big you just get nothing but breakfast. that sounds horrible. it's all, it's all conspiracies and shit, and i hate it.
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for the multi line look because i've also thought about saying it, but i've never been able to muster the courage yo, the deli counter does not be like some tape on the rounds to make a line though. no that is right now everybody just lines up at the counter. yeah, how do you it's like urinal etiquette? you know wave somebody's at the deli counter you don't want to stand right next to them but then if another person comes up and stands right next to them your natural inclination is that person's next in line. oh
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oh, you shot me with that magnum! i did! you just said i couldn't so i had to prove that i could. you really did. i didn't think it had that range. oh, he's got a cobol shotgun. you just threw it? it was out of ammo. oh. okay, i'm dead. he's got a cobol shotgun. oh, jesus. i'm so dead. yeah, good luck. oh, oh, earthworm jim gun is the only hard counter. i have better range. oh, fuck. this is gonna be a tricky one, huh? just spam as hard as you can.
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to instead of restarting. ah, you freaking dead! ah, i'm freaking dead! oh no. ah, that's alright. that was my own fault. i didn't even need to be there. death counter. yeah, death counter's at one. oh yeah, you're right. i should get this vighthounder instead. this stock is op, but it's not the build that i want.
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we both get ready here, but it's not starting. i had to hit it like several more times what if we just go down this i was thinking that actually don't do it it's a trap i don't know the deli counter is pretty controversial too. ah, you know, yeah true there's still people who don't realize that i'm like mostly joking like i did take it as as an affront to manners. i
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just make those silent judgments, verbal judgments, and then just kinda riff on it and see how it happens. you might learn a little bit about your own psychology. i have learned a lot about my own psychology. i did not realize the deli thing would leave me so far out in the lurch. i'm really glad i didn't bring it up at the deli counter. cause then i would've been like, am i right? and then people would've been like, fuck no man.
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we've all pulled it, you know, in hard times in our lives, but uh, yeah, it's not as much of a story as the deli counter guy, but this dude was fucking irate about the cost of the unit cost of m&ms in this day and age. what did you really think was gonna happen? like you were gonna argue the lady out of charging him? yeah, i guess so. she'd be like, you know what? i'm looking at the size of that bag and that is ridiculous.
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okay, so sort of a way of getting you through that rough patch. yeah, basically so when nick was like yo wanna stream as a guest that'll like keep me awake for a few more hours if i i go to bed on nine or ten i'm not gonna feel too bad about myself. i go to bed at five or six i'd be right and if it doesn't keep you awake for all those hours then we're just gonna have to idle on some counter strike menu and read a movie. it always works god mode enable thanks for the reset by the way
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you need a heart rate counter. yeah. terrible chills running through my spine. come on, nick ghosty. aw shit, he came from the other end. fuck it. okay, so we have no head on floor one, it looks like. nick can never be on floor one. it's always two or three. oh, okay. i didn't realize this was a group exercise. i want to help you because we need to succeed. you've already failed as far as i'm concerned. that's a really negative way to look at it. nah, man. failing is the most positive thing in the world. you gotta fail before you can succeed.
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