Quotes about “could be your life”
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i remember in second grade, i was proud of myself. i was finally gonna get over the fact that i only wanted to go number two at home. cause like it look, you can spin a yarn right about how like, oh, it's unsanitary or like i'm just not comfortable. but like the truth of the matter is it would make your life a lot more convenient if you could be a public pooper. not like, you know, with an audience, but at least in a
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in a public bathroom, you know? having been on the side of exclusively private pooping, it's much more inconvenient, you know? i always envied my friends and colleagues who were a little bit more, you know, able. it's the same way i envy people that could like fall asleep on an airplane. it's like that must... that just eliminates like one unnecessary stress from your life. that must be nice. i hope you appreciate it.
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1018.14
that's embarrassing. uno cards i could have gotten. you have uno? yeah, it comes for free with your fucking friends. everybody's got uno, bro. i also have, you know, experienced hail in my life. it's just hard to summon it from nothing. what are you gonna be walking out of the lecture? you're like, what the fuck you mean you got a 95? you went to every class. yeah, because the memory is fallible, bro. don't forget that you too are a slave to the machinations of the flesh computer between your ears.
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2282.80
it was a combined cycle gas turbine natural gas with a building fire by a building fire a building fire or list of biographical dictionaries. what the hell does that even mean? does a life lived in alphabetical order? i don't even understand. how could a dictionary be biographical unless you lived your whole life from a to z? i'm passing this. i'm skipping. this is just two scary ones back to back.
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all right, uh nick name a bill you'll be paying every month for the rest of your life. wait again? already? your insurance insurance i'll leave it general because it could be your car insurance or your life insurance or your health insurance insurance was a three. that's very low. third place. that's good. yeah oh, i thought you meant had three answers. oh, yeah, 12 people and kobold name a place or sorry name a bill you'll be paying every month for the rest of your life. oh
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880.52
i was like, i'll just take a shot now. i mean, i still have shields, but it's, you gotta be careful, i guess is all i'm trying to say. you're not gonna shoot at me this time. so i could move out here. i could also summon another attack drone first. we might be ruining your life, brother. i'm not saying i've never made a mistake in this game. oh! button mash. three shield, three moves to the left of, and an evade. i pass on that one. pulse barrier.
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old person in your life who forces you to succeed at all costs? i gotta say, man, it's looking pretty likely we're gonna have to come back to this tomorrow. no, god, no. you could be clicking on buttons as heads sheps it right now. you could be increasing your iron production. sorry, i guess you got the wrong guy. did you hear that? did a bomb just hit canada?
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it's fun, but also, you know, i'm not gonna say it's likely to save your life, but you know, it's the kind of thing that's... it's both a survival skill that could be important, but also simultaneously a nice, you know, you get to go in a swimming pool. who doesn't like that? i learned how to swim when i was like 10. little bit of a lay bloomer, but you know, not too many standard deviations out.
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you're so lucky i'm actually nice. because i feel like... i'm not one of those people who's like, whoa, how many fingers am i holding up? but if that's throwing you for a loop, i could ruin your life right now. you put a staggering amount of trust in me or walked into this situation with a startling degree of naivete. you put your life in my hands and i don't even know who you are. so you got lucky this time, but fucking be careful next time you do that shit because someone could ruin your life, someone could ruin your brain forever. we are going to keep you safe here.
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last shit miss, you wrapped it up and did it with a bow. something like that maybe? is this how you're gonna be at your meeting? probably. i don't know. it could be. i didn't know george michael came back to life. george michael died?! yeah dude, like seven years ago. is boy george alive? gen z doesn't even ask shit like that anymore. they just go like, where is padme? okay, honestly, i'm not reading all that shit. fair enough.
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2072.14
that could maybe give you an emotional sensation. that might be the least unproductive. the worst is definitely like mindlessly being on your phone. and like closing an app and then being like, i'm bored of that app. i'm going to open a different app and then it's the same app. that one's definitely the worst. if you spend like more than 30 minutes a day doing that, you got to, you will make your life so much better if you could just stop that.
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