Quotes about “cotton balls”
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1430.480
you're not beating the fucking allegations, man. porcelain feels good. velvet's fucked up. you aren't either? bro, the test said i'm cool. the test literally said you're cool, don't sweat it. styrofoam for me? nah, skill difference. styrofoam doesn't bother me. it does make kind of an annoying sound, but i'm not like covering my ears or anything. i'm beating the allegations. plus the test probably doesn't matter. how about cotton? yeah, i really don't like to touch cotton balls.
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554.84
that when you use it makes your balls fresh then that would be a whole new world. i'd be interested in how that works and maybe be interested in buying that. i think so too. you know it's like those oxy pads that you like rub on your face. it's like those. big blackheads off your balls. oxy cotton. yeah i rub that on my face. yeah it's oxy cotton pads. use some oxy cotton and your balls smell good. exactly.
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5474.40
uh, yes that's correct. okay. i'm also, i didn't say that. i was red balled and now i'm just back to a white ball. just bad men. rip. i whited my balls for this? alright. wait did i hit cotton? no! that's not hockey! i meant to hit hockey but instead i hit custom because it had a picture of a goalie.
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574.16
alright, so now we do have the powder keg even though you saw the barrel roll away over here now. we need some kind of ammunition i think the way we're going to find the ammunition is actually believe it or not by coming over to this makeup table over here pots jars creams powder brush everything you need for a renovation so we're going to pick up the makeup utensils which i believe will give us some gold powder as well as let's take or some powder in a gold case as well as some cotton balls
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602.82
that's clearly a joke that i don't understand. yes, now we have cotton balls and powder. might seem like that's useless, and in many ways it will be, but... first things first, let's check out the ship in the bottle. alright. oh, i thought he was done.
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980.56
now we should if we take the amusing mardi gras items. i'm just gonna skip through that dialogue there because i thought i was being more clever. but we have all these mardi gras items that we will now use in conjunction with all these. again, i would like to draw attention to the absurdity of the puzzle design and the solutions on some of these. for example, our current inventory, corkscrew, powder keg, cotton balls, powder, unlit cigar, confetti, mardi gras thing, and horn.
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1101.24
i feel like i've seen this character like 50 times before. now, we are ready to actually shoot some stuff out of this cannon, but we've got to do it in a weird order here. so we're going to put the gunpowder in first, spin it around, and by filling the cannon with gunpowder, now we are primed to put some form of ammunition in. and again, to expedite things a little bit, he wants us to put the cotton balls into the cannon first, and he will give his own reasoning, i believe. my theory is that the cotton will be so compressed by the air pressure that it will hit zazie's ship like a rock.
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1132.44
obviously, he hasn't played air buccaneers. but anyway, we are gonna light the cannon with the cigar now, which should be enough for us to fire the cannonballs. or the cotton balls, i guess i should say, for being 100% literal. and obviously that is not gonna do a whole lot here. alright, so she's not really displeased with that, but we're gonna do the same thing again here. we're just gonna repeat and iterate on it a little bit.
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3104.04
anti dickhead chafing cream, you know, non cotton shirt, athletic shorts, the shoes, a headband, bluetooth earbuds, my phone, something on the monitor. like it never ends, man. chamois butter is amazing. it's definitely saving my life. and your balls. i mean, my balls, they do fine on the bike. the head, the head of the penis does not do well on the bike. it chafes against the underwear.
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3236.100
right well but like if there's a draft i'm eating like a whole bag of cotton balls it's gonna be great you're just gonna die i'll just die instead i don't know i don't know it's probably like an old uh just like urban legend or we're not an urban legend but like a like a myth but like the idea is you you put uh you eat cotton balls and then on the x ray you'll fail your physical
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3265.080
for the whole map. wait, because they'll be like, this guy doesn't have space in his torso. he's not smart enough not to eat cotton balls. he's so dense that x rays can't even penetrate him. i think the idea is like it's supposed to look like it's some sort of like disease or something. cotton ball disease where you eat cotton balls. yeah. you could drink gasoline like that lady or eat rocks. yeah. or that one guy who ate metal planes and glass.
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3172.84
if you could just hold off on the third one. if you could hold off on world war 3 for like another 15 years. oh, i thought i was already out. you're like 31 or 32 right? i'm 32. i thought they don't draft you. no, you're in like your prime age man. no question. like i'm still in that as well. dude, if there's a draft i'm eating like a whole bag of cotton balls.
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3204.18
you have no idea. you're just gonna die? i'll just die instead. i don't know, it's probably like an old urban legend, or not an urban legend, but like a myth. but the idea is you eat cotton balls and then on the x ray you'll fail your physical. why, because they'll be like, this guy doesn't...
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3226.82
have space in his torso? he's so dense the x rays can't even penetrate him. i think the idea is like it's supposed to look like it's some sort of like disease or something. cottonball disease where you eat cotton balls. you could drink gasoline like that lady. yeah, or that one guy who ate metal planes and glass.
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491.16
mean i would hope this sounds like the end this feels like fake. there's no there's trash trash. there's trash. this is fake oh we've been fucking ourselves with a 14 inch deal the cotton balls i'm gonna give it no space between this and this
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5079.10
tissue was our third x. i swear to god if they steal this after josh's fucking angels in the outfield toothbrush answer don't tell me vacuum. oh the hail mary. that would be frightening cotton balls cotton balls was the number three answer moth balls how would you even you'd like to shove a cotton ball in there and then just like squeeze your belly together and rub it around and then pull it out
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1849.160
we don't want to sink pinball. this one is chaos mode. guaranteed the score, yeah? because we got like a thousand balls on the table. we do have something bottom left, but honestly i just can't be bothered. that could work, man. oh, it's not that it could work. it can't not work. what was his problem again? he made my table pink. oh, they're all cotton balls now. they're like high friction, right? guess what? high friction? see if i care. they're all low friction.
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