Quotes about “cot”
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10364.320
come here often, brother. and he just starts sucking his cot into it. do you think he gets a tour bus? he probably does. for hate fruit? yeah, sure! yeah, he probably flies. he's probably got a jet. i saw hulk hogan once at halloween horror nights in universal studios in orlando, florida. i was whistling to go along with the wheel sound that rob made. it was a very high pitched sound. it was an acro lash. acro lash. l i o.
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no. i actually knew this word. this was a vocabulary word we had to say. cow's a big one, i assume. i don't remember. i don't know what cow is in french. i just hate that there's numbers in this language. i remember. cat is cot. apparently cow is corova? but like none of the letters are pronounced the way that we pronounce them. many of them are, actually. yeah, many of them weren't, though. many of them are. the k sounds like a k. the r is a yah.
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3264.020
that seems like something you'd see at the most mundane fair of all time. come by... i'm a serious hotdog cot, where the ketchup's yellow and the mustard's red. i want to go to the most mundane fair, that sounds great. what else would they have there? i just want to go to more fairs. they should bring those back, man. it's not fair, is it? it's not? god damn it.
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my wife, while putting the baby to sleep, put her in her crib and then fell asleep on the nursery floor. we have a little cot set up in there for this exact purpose because i have it happen to me sometimes as well. so she fell asleep on the nursery floor, slept there all night.
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5666.38
you're in my light, cot! you're in my light! so i gotta elevate it to d just for that. okay, this is the herman miller aeron. now, i'm sitting in this chair presently. i'm very happy with my purchase, but i don't think i can put it in the s tier. i don't know why it's good. i'm sitting in it, my back feels great, everybody on the internet says it's the best chair of all time.
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2040.98
isn't new england where new yorkers go to buy like $175 seafood tower appetizers during the summer? not really, we hate new york. i know, that's like when people from abbotsford are like, oh i'm so glad i moved out of vancouver. hey, do you want to go out tonight? sure, what should we do, pizza or chinese? i get it, i understand. shit rolls downhill. i don't think i will be adding white among gay sex. oh, what is the emote? is it what it sounds like? please add cot. i think i will add cot.
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773.92
go sleep on that because it'll make it harder to break the habit. well, it's two years later and i basically have not slept on her floor more than like once every three months and this still hasn't broken the habit. so i would say think of future you at 3 a.m. when your kid is like having separation anxiety and just get a cot or something. anything. i promise.
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1609.10
yes. can i ask you a question because you're insulting me? okay, well, i'm still gonna ask the question anyway. how many nintendo 3dses do you own? she doesn't know. the number's too high to count. she's gonna get on me for having two copies of the game of the year 2022. no cot, no cot. she played the fifth. she played the fifth. that means she's probably innocent, man. it's kind of, it's a weird catch 22. listen, i support the fifth amendment because obviously it's probably there for a reason, right? but like,
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3417.82
stand on a higher platform is not a puzzle? what if i told you it is a puzzle and you're being ableist to people like myself who are not good at completing puzzles? how would you respond to that? they would respond with a cot. that's what i thought. doesn't feel so nice when you're on the receiving end of that, does it? he's twitter posting? if it works, it works, man. that's all i can say. i mean, for having killed the boss, you think maybe there'd be like a...
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i'm just exhaling the smoke. the other 19 year olds in here, you're innocent. also, why do you get pissed off? i don't understand. i gotta understand. hang on, i'm popping it out. like you recognize it's a monday morning in february, right? i wanted you to call me out, cot. it's just such a, just a shame that we almost, almost had some, like a little bit of common ground in the middle.
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