Quotes about “costco cake”
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1835.22
and then after like 10 hours of taking covid tests from like eight different clinics in washington, we got back to our in laws place and they gave me a cookie monster cake from costco. and i, you know what i did? i fucking ate my slice of cookie monster cake because you're 32. like, grow up.
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320.98
wake up the cake at the lake. she's kissing me as they do when they do in sicily anyway, sorry just a little bit of work sunday we went to we went to h mart. there's nothing really to say it's kind of like i'd say in many ways. it's like a korean costco. did you cry at h mart? no, actually we went pretty early so it wasn't that busy and
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1425.42
the bagels. okay, well, i mean, pastry items, costco bakery items are the only items in any store on earth when this happens, okay? yeah, that's true. costco muffins are like 1,000 calories each. yeah, they're just cake. they're really good. i gave my two year old one for breakfast every day for two weeks straight. an entire muffin? she only ate like two thirds of it, then i ate the rest.
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1069.00
we went to costco. so we got like a sleeve of burgers. it was 32 burgers. i said, 25 people, 32 burgers. something in my idiot brain said that's probably not gonna do it. so then we got 16 hot dogs on top of that. and then we said, oh no, what if someone's vegetarian? so we then bought two vegetarian pizzas on the day of. plus we had cheese, cake, cupcakes, goldfish, like the snack, potato chips.
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1048.66
no, okay. came back to our in laws place and like as soon as we walked into our in laws place they pulled out like a cookie monster costco birthday cake and started singing happy birthday and then my nieces gave me like two handwritten cards that were like you know uncle ryan you're the funniest uncle of all time i'm so happy we got to spend your birthday together and i was like i'm just losing it man. i was like i was choked up just trying not to make things awkward
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201.42
over the costco muffins when i was a kid. i can't remember which one it was but it was like dusted with a thin layer of like crumbs on top of it. i guess it's not crumbs on it if they're meant to be there they're crumbles. if they're not meant to be there they're crumbs. might be coffee cake. they went crazy for the coffee cake. the rotisserie chickens. chicken thighs three dollars a pound that's crazy.
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3760.82
we'd go to costco, i would get the hot dog combo and like one in five times kate would be like, i think i'm gonna get the poutine and then she would only eat like half the poutine because it's admittedly like 1900 calories or something and then i would get to eat the other half. talk about having your cake and eating it too.
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649.080
that's true apollo, it is good advice. check your mail now and then. i checked my mail today, you know what i got in there? costco renewal notice. above that is perfect. okay, well we're not gonna get perfect that fast. let's move on then. we'll move on and we'll come back later. cause at some point they weave the games within each other, right? if you unlock enough mini games, you unlock like the remix where they mix the games together, it's feeding time. tap left to snap up the cake. here, let me show you.
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fucking black steak yellow deck, here we go. i want a girl who starts with $10, starts with $10. i want a girl who skips the first two blue skips. i want a girl with the black steak and a yellow deck. you know what i'm saying? cake. it's cake, bitch. cake moss. two, three, four, five, six. we play straights in this house. we're costco guys, of course we play straights in this bitch.
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1979.20
then my in laws and nieces presented me with a sesame street birthday cake from costco with cookie monster on it and it was such a sweet gesture of human tenderness that i almost broke down in tears. so that was 33. to be honest with you, in hindsight, i'll take a free red robin burger any day of the week.
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