Quotes about “corfu”
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i know what corfu is. it's gotta be cephalonia. i don't know what the capital is. it was cephalonia. yeah! sick! it's a pretty cool name for a place. dude, of course it's in greece. yeah! whatch explorer was the first to lead an expedition across the pacific ocean? jon cabot, christopher columbus, fernand magellan, or vasco de gama? magellan! it's de gama. it's de gama. i think so.
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875.34
i am going to probably conquer at least the richest provinces that they have remaining here. and we're just gonna declare war. i don't know if our allies are gonna be interested. take barcelona, we'll call willing allies. portugal and morocco are in. algiers is not. that's fine though. and well, oh my god, okay. milan is in for them. it's milan, burgundy, and aragon, and corfu.
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27.62
like, serious? no, i'm gonna annex my long time vassal, corfu. oh, yeah, yeah. i don't see it saying we're gonna lose republican tradition. no, it'll be at the end. when you finish the annexation process, if you're a kingdom, then you will lose 10 legitimacy if you're a republic.
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650.92
so i'm just gonna conquer the mamluks. i don't really care what it costs. i'm just gonna take over the lands. i also lost like a hundred prestige for turning protestant. oh, did i forget my goddamn ships? goddammit, no! corfu, i'm releasing you as a vassal. you're fucking annoying. i don't want to deal with you. welcome to independence. womp womp. oh, i'm gonna lose my little exploration fleet. they are, uh, they are byzantium. hey, there you go.
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888.00
so you guys see byzantium is still alive. they're just hanging out in corfu. yeah, they're my vassal. it's just funny though. it's like hey, we're byzantium. i just patted him on the head, sure you are. they're your vassal? yeah. i am though, i am. they've got cores on a lot of the ottomans. you should totally go attack the ottomans. yeah, i'm working on it. i see you've got another 16 tyrolean nationalists in tyrol. they just popped. oh, i can't even see them. oh, in tyrol.
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37.20
i go with the mispronunciation joke and you go for the misattribution. exactly. that's good. i think it is spring. i think she's the daughter persephone or is it the other way around? i'll admit that i don't know. you should ask mathis. he's got some, you know, lands in corfu here so he's the most greek out of all of us. yeah, they're vassals. hey, scotland and norway are both in newfoundland. wow. so quill, are you at war right now or do you mind being at war? i'm currently at peace. what are you looking to do?
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479.88
right, so what else on all the other tabs are green thumbs up? what else do they want from you? you can say suggest demands. yeah. alright, let's find out. what else do you want? that's what i keep doing to france every time they come and kick my ass. you want byzantium. oh, okay. you want corfu. get it. sounds good to me. you want me to give brescia to italy? interesting. ooh. and you want some money. oh, i gotta land some troops in sweden. that's what i need to do.
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60.22
thank god for corfu let's see what happens they're bringing their men through boats it looks like my stability is at negative three classic. i i went to the bathroom, and i think i missed how that happened i don't know how it happened. hmm negative three is pretty bad. yeah kid i can't raise it either don't have the admin power right now could be better could be oh
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1163.66
corfu entered a military alliance with hainaut. i don't even know where corfu is. i know shaq fu. who doesn't? it's true. isn't that keanu reeves' line from the matrix? i know shaq fu. i think you might be right. this should be a kickstarter for shaq fu too. yeah? absolutely. these 20 minute episodes are going by quickly, man.
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752.48
i mean you're ahead of me but... you're a little far behind. yeah, if i'm ahead of quill i'm fine. i have a four year discount. i'm four techs behind and i'm on eleven. like... ass. i'm ahead of quill, i'm alright. yeah, but i was muslim for most of the game. i've only just westernized. plus i keep spending all my money on coring things. i've been addicted to war recently. it's catchy. it is. like one of those pop songs on the radio. sup corfu, whatcha want baby? i'm all about that war, that war, that war.
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794.68
there might not be a corfu soon. we'll see. alright, i gotta figure out how i'm gonna piece out these guys. how aggro i'm gonna be. could get an ecto vassal. i'm only... well actually i'm basically at my diplo rev limit. if i cancel my military access somewhere, so... and i don't usually mind being one over. but i have too... nah, i have too many. it's gonna take too long to pull everyone in. no more vassals. i'm cutting myself off. you... it's gonna hurt, but... like every game you do that, you go over the vassal. i know.
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1249.74
i've quit quitting. there's just no point in quitting, dota. i'll keep playing it no matter what. can't help it. can't quit you? alright, come on colonial nation. why the hell aren't you colonizing? what's wrong with you? corfu and keta no longer exist. why? it's probably just trying to train... cri gia? no, not you. oh, come on. mexico entered a coalition against me. what? ooh, they're the emperor and the papal controller. yeah, sindh? alright, these are weird people. wow!
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