Quotes about “condenser rod”
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2401.860
oh, that's the joke boat, baby! that's joke boat! yeah, this is already... i'm in, dude. it took 30 seconds, man. and they say joke boats hard. and they say joke boats hard. no, i can be the fucking guy who's talking and distracting you while you're trying to write fucking jokes, man. it's not distracting, it's giving me inspiration. oh good, i'm glad i could help you because i know it's hard for you sometimes. bro, when you're a condenser rod like me, the signal is the motherfucking noise. damn, this guy's probably got a fucking... a tesla coil on his table right now. he's gonna walk up and touch it.
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2453.600
if my name are roto call myself condenser rod. that's a good like male stripper name. i'm in. i'll take it back. well done. thanks. that's how trump orders his steak with ketchup. what is how trump orders his steak? i am. well done. you're right. you're right. hc justin. it's me. remember to say your catchphrase.
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2411.140
why are your knowledge gaps so inconsistent? i don't know, because i'm one motherfucker instead of like a condenser rod for consensus, the way you seem to project onto me for some reason. you're basically, how do i not know some things and know others? i don't know, bro, because i've lived like a rich and varied life, i suppose, because i've had a cosmopolitan suite of interests instead of becoming obsessive about fucking trains, okay? that's why. i have a breadth of knowledge that's not necessarily exhaustive in any one particular domain.
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