Quotes about “concrete”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸10⧸16]
- 3163.980 oh i love railguns. it was like a mobile strike platform in space and what it did with like gps targeting it shot like a 10 foot long concrete rod down from space directly on top of a target. it's like that one show in or uh what is it gi joe's where they like launch the spikes into the earth and they create like earthquakes and shit on fault lines and wreck people. that was on gi joe's. Search ↗
- 3194.180 i don't remember that. but i'm just imagining like somebody hitting a button and being like, taste the wrathful finger of god and then they watch this giant concrete fucking spear go through them. i imagine, oh it's actually tungsten apparently. i imagine a tungsten, like a ten ton tungsten rod dropped from space. if that hit like a house or something. Search ↗
Bootleg Solo NLSS (February 17, 2016)
- 8994.240 okay, we went walbert to walbert. we delivered from mark to donnie. let's uh... let's park this bad boy. i got faith. i can do this. supermarket! welcome to the market! what's this guy doing? oh, that glass feels so good. okay, we're gonna park this. we're gonna park this freaking perfectly. it's gotta start with a big ol' swing. big ol' swing. beautiful. just nestle it up against the concrete there. um... okay. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸11⧸16]
- 4448.260 so do i...really? yeah, just go to the rest of the map. so, travel. and then high wall of lothric or tower on the wall? you got it, man. you got it. okay, i put my sign down. jansy, you all need me to level up. i mean, i guess i fucking will. i'll be back in two seconds. this is the concrete. wait, what are we doing? i can't believe this is actually working that well. yeah, just wait for me. alright, i'm back at the high wall of lothric. okay, give me like two minutes. Search ↗
- 10094.760 oh, he squashed his red eyed friend! oh my god. you guys get hit by that? nah, i'm alright. oh, he's doing avocados. i'm not in a good place. alright, i crushed his tots. alright, there are peanuts on top. you crushed his tots? his tots are gone. oh god, this is concrete. that's a really, really good first base. the image of napoleon dynamite's nuts being just crushed by that other kid in class. this guy's still alive. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸14⧸16]
- 1144.960 here's what having a house means. you don't have a house! i know i don't have a house, but i would love to own a house. having a house? pshh, it's a place to live. just give me a concrete slab and an internet connection, i'm alright. yeah. but owning a house basically means you're fucking set unless you get foreclosed on because you don't pay a mortgage. it basically means you gotta do a shitload of work all the time. i mean, yeah, but also, a house is like... you know, when you rent, you're throwing your money in the trash can. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸26⧸16]
- 7474.760 cucked to play support. you know what? concrete supports all of us in the buildings we live in. do they really need a no parking sign on this street? it's so short, it's like so narrow. are you comparing yourself to the value of concrete? yeah, concrete holds everything up! concrete rules everything around me! concrete, get the... concrete. concrete get the beat. concrete get the beat? hell yeah, exactly. Search ↗
Bootleg Solo NLSS (May 18, 2016)
- 767.900 concrete jungle where dreams are made of look there's like i thought i saw like a brewing tornado over here. i'm going to guess we're like oklahoma texas region, new mexico, i'm going to put us like right in between all these states and amarillo. that's not that bad we're actually in new mexico pretty close though. oh, this is this is beautiful looks certainly looks european saint james the church of lebron, baby Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸8⧸16]
- 2826.360 the comedy store factory builds the comedy stores. the comedy factory. they're built out of brick walls. we just went over that. right, yeah. well, that's the comedy masons. i could build a brick wall. you know what? the free masons? i have no confidence in myself to build a brick wall. take some frickin' like glued concrete stuff and you take some already made bricks. you are not building my house. i'll tell you that much right now. lather it on their nice even coat. i don't trust myself to build a brick wall. i know it's called mortar, so can i build it? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸13⧸16]
- 6481.480 it's like potato bread, farl's not like a big deal, it's delicious. farl is a big deal. it's cause you've added you can't say it's not a big deal. somebody was saying like, i'm from the same country as you, what the fuck are you talking about? i didn't have it here. i had it in ireland. why didn't you just tell us what it is instead of being like look it up? cause i thought maybe if you saw it you'd want it more. i've got two concrete donkeys but i can't use them. teach a man to fish, i understand. go! not in the water you fool! alien! Search ↗
- 6591.280 yeah, dr. shroom's right. it's like a potato pancake, but it also sort of looks like the shape of a crab cake. so it's like extra condensed potato pancake. oh no you didn't! oh no you didn't. wow. that's sort of the canadian band knickelback? mmm. it's my favorite band. or as they're known now, sergei zubov's polka party. can't believe it takes this many turns to use a concrete donkey. i know, right? it's still three more turns. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸10⧸16]
- 3058.960 do you tell your car, do you say that the car should swerve into a concrete barrier and kill all the passengers? or that the car should kill the pedestrians? there isn't like a real answer to that though. you have to answer. you're the new chief engineer in charge of morality at mit. okay, well, in the realm of self preservation i believe most people would say they'd rather not die. no, it's not most people nick, it's a societal ideal. Search ↗
- 3151.160 the pedestrian should not be hit. whoa! so you're saying you could be driving or like having your self driving car drive for you. you know, you're just hanging out, you're driving around downtown new york city in your new tesla 69 and a homeless person jumps out in front of you and goes ooga booga! your car should swerve into a concrete barrier because that dude jumped out in front of you? i don't know. well, can we, you know, elaborate? it's not an easy problem to solve. Search ↗
- 3781.820 i'll be real pissed if i die in a car accident because someone jumped out in front of my car and people were like, you know, walking is a human right! so you could actually like engage in vehicular manslaughter by jumping out in front of a vehicle that can't stop in time and thus swerves into a, you know, concrete barrier. you know that's kind of fucked up too because that could get really taken advantage of. malicious people could murder you by getting in front of your car knowing that it'll kill you. i would mod my own car and be like, you know that old jaywalking thing? Search ↗
- 6142.640 but if there's jaywalkers and bank robbers crossing the street, i'm like, hit the jaywalkers, they're causing the... they're causing the concerns oh god! oh, shit! it's a little windy out there today. i'm reading more of this. any barrier can you kill the pedestrian wait, okay. say there's someone on a sidewalk and the car is heading for a concrete embankment, can you kill the pedestrian if they jaywalked yesterday? Search ↗