Quotes about “commenter”
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they're just gonna run away from you. well, i mean then you gotta chase them, right? that's what you do. yeah, but how are you supposed to tell them without the badge? you gotta have smarts, street smarts. oh, that's the school of hard knocks. that's what keeps your ass out of the sling, obviously. every espn commenter graduated magna cum laude from the school of hard knocks according to their facebook profile.
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and the thread was, uh... he's not kidding. it really is just like he did. the thread was like, can we get some appreciation for rob's drawings? really? they're like really good. oh, thank you! and thank you reddit commenter who did that. i didn't see that.
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where is it? i had placed it here earlier, but now it's gone. it's just like this like 500 word passive aggressive comment where he like like gets ahead of any criticism that was directed at him and then like turns it around on this total straw man. wait who did this? there it is. a commenter on the internet. this is a comment that ralph made on my video about himself.
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basically like fuck common misspelling bot and then whenever common misspelling bot comments it says hey just so you know bot and the person who made it you're a piece of shit and you know human beings can interpret things that are spelled wrong so it's not that big of a deal and maybe we don't want you on every fucking subreddit whenever a comment is made so the parent commenter can get rid of this comment by deleting their fucking bot and i was like
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it's not even the stanley cup finals. you're doing it for the eastern conference finals? like that's... that's too much. i just, i shouldn't read the comment but i'm gonna read it. commenter said, i'm so happy to have a two monitor set up, porn on one monitor, nl audio on the other. i don't even know what to say. i feel like that's gonna lead to some very confusing like knock on effects in your brain. i'll take it man. i personally think there should be a separation of church and state.
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spoiler tag. you've gotten so much better at singing. oh, thank you. i've been doing a lot of it. you know to try to get my daughter to fall asleep. heavily inspired by charlie puth's rendition of sing from sesame street. paid commenter. someone said that! don't say no one said that! someone said that! mouth said he's a better singer than you. look, mouth and i are both horrible singers.
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we just want to see you succeed? wrong, bitch. sorry! you want to be the one who did it! and then you want me to be giving my speech at the damn streamer of the year awards and you say stand up, commenter 713, take a bow! that's what you want! i'm just out here, i'm fighting for my damn life, man. i'm just trying to keep the damn lights on. eat some
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the celery and apples were chopped very finely. sometimes small fresh shrimp were added. it was so good. second and third helpings were always requested. she learned how to make it from her uncle lee ledgerwood who worked in the financial industry in new york city and had eaten it many times at the waldorf. i have a taste memory of it that is so strong i can imagine it was only yesterday not decades ago that i last ate it. holy cow. this is the most like erudite commenter online i've ever seen in my entire life. he wrote like a
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i think it's too much of a self hating youtuber trope to be like, hey, you shouldn't leave mean comments. i don't deserve them because i did well. it's like, you shouldn't leave mean comments because, i mean, first off, you gotta read the room. one of them is, like, the most insane people of all time hold domain in the youtube comments. no disrespect if you're watching this and you're a commenter. i'm not talking about you. i'm not talking about all the other rabble in the comment section, okay?
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that's crazy. that's brutal. yeah, i like i can't i can't put my feet in the shoes of a like a porn video commenter, you know, shoes. sorry. am i the host man?
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sweet like candy, glaze my hole sweet you are, i'll lick your soul what are you? that's gay dave matthews. or as i call him, dave matthews, my friend whose sexual preference is immaterial to me. crash into us, i'm a commenter don't bite the mailman
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