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5803.74
i mean the person behind them has $300 worth of like diet coke in their cart. they can fucking wait. touché, touché. dude, malf at the convenience store in camden east, me and my neighbor used to just hold the door open for people and then they would give us a quarter every time. i know the story sounds like it's from the 1930s or something, but no, we'd hold open the door and then they would just put a shiny quarter in our hands.
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3725.58
we have light drinks. those are diet sodas. we're in the fucking sweet spot to launch a heavy drink, man. we're in exactly the right kind of cultural climate to launch a coke that has twice as much sugar as a regular coke. like a coke 300 that has like 70 grams of sugar in it. i'm telling you, man. is it disgusting? yes.
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3757.26
but there is a part of me that also thinks that this would be the single greatest tasting substance that's ever existed on planet earth. there's no shock coke 300 wouldn't be tasty, man. it's molasses. no, i'm not going to make it. that's like spiritually vacant. the poor sugar in your own coke.
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3781.76
but if they did that shit at the factory, i'd probably like sample one. but you could do it like italian style or like, you know, japanese style. you know, when you order like a large soda in japan and they give you like an espresso cup? it could be like that. it's like instead of having like a full sized coke, you could have like a 50 milliliter coke 300 or something like that. and then the thing is the marketing rights itself.
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3806.76
it's like i can already see the magazine ad. coke 300. don't be a pussy. the tv ads are like you just get somebody i'm thinking like a you get like a mike birbiglia type or something like that drinking a coke zero. he saw the flavor of cola but without any of the sugar and then like a fist just like knocks him the fuck out from off the screen. yeah, you got it exactly right. terry crews comes in or mark wahlberg or whatever.
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3848.22
sorry, i didn't know you were a bitch. coke 300! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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1070.14
oh yeah? i already, so i came up with coke 300 like two weeks ago. did i tell you about that? what's coke 300? it's just like a coke that is twice as much sugar as a regular coke, like a heavy soda. yeah. yeah. okay. oh, what the fuck was my other idea? it was really good. like it solved the problem and was impossible to engineer, i think, but it solved the problem.
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3725.68
we will not reset anymore. if it's any consolation, we were like a one in a thousand chance to hit the theragun coke 300. i still... are there still partnered streamers here or did they wash out? because this is just the same shit over and over. can i get some experts to weigh in on the viability of coke 300?
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3748.30
i think we're due for a heavy soda that has 1.5 x the two times the amount of calories as a regular soda. i think the culture could absorb it right now. like you got coke zero, coke and then coke 300, which has like, i guess 50 grams of sugar per can. if the remaining liquid has the solubility necessary to absorb that much sugar, that's how much we're putting into it, okay?
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6025.24
oh, fuck. i forgot i had another great idea for an invention. oh, yeah. all right. so i came up with coke 300 like two weeks ago. did i tell you about that? what's coke 300? it's just like a coke that is twice as much sugar as a regular coke. like a heavy soda. yeah, yeah. okay. what the fuck was my other it was really good. like it solved the problem. no, it was impossible to engineer, i think but it solved the problem.
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8743.80
we're in the fucking sweet spot to launch a heavy drink, man. we're in exactly the right kind of cultural climate to launch a coke that has twice as much sugar as a regular coke. like a coke 300 that has like 70 grams of sugar in it in 350 milliliters. i'm telling you, man. is it disgusting? yes.
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8779.04
but there is a part of me that also thinks that this would be the single greatest tasting substance that's ever existed on planet earth. there's no shock coke 300 wouldn't be tasty, man. it's molasses. no, i'm not gonna make it. that's like spiritually vacant to pour sugar into your own coke. but if they did that shit at the factory, i'd probably like sample one. but you could do it like italian style.
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8821.34
or like you know japanese style you know when you order like a large soda in japan and they give you like an espresso cup it could be like that it's like instead of having like a full sized coke you could have like a like a 50 milliliter coke 300 or something like that just think about it man it could go hard now we're talking and then the thing is the marketing rights itself
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8858.00
it's like i can already see the magazine ad. coke 300. don't be a pussy. the tv ads are like you just get somebody, i'm thinking like a, you get like a mike birbiglia type or something like that, drinking a coke zero. he saw the flavor of cola but without any of the sugar and then like a fist just like knocks him the fuck out from off the screen. yeah, you got it exactly right. terry crews comes in or mark wahlberg or whatever.
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8903.40
sorry, i didn't know you were a bitch. coke 300! ahhhhh! could be good, man. plus i always like to see mike mike birbiglia and stuff. you should work in advertising. you could honestly replace the entire sarah v. marketing department with me. hey, it's me. sarah v. hey, hey, it's me, your skin. craving the ceramides in the nourishing lotion of sarah v. what the hell are you talking about? please stop, we hate this ad. ptsd.
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8685.82
what we sipping on? we must be new here. a diet kicking, a western family diet kicking back zero sugar cola. coke 300? i still, are there still partners streamers here or do they wash out because this is just the same shit over and over? can i get some experts to weigh in on the viability of coke 300? if you weren't here for the bit, i think that we've
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8725.86
i want to say exhausted. i love that we live in a world where there's delicious zero sugar, zero calorie sodas that taste almost as good as the original or in some cases exactly as good as the original. i think we're due for a heavy soda that has 1.5x to two times the amount of calories as a regular soda. i think the culture could absorb it right now. like you got coke zero, coke and then coke 300.
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3481.52
two cookies in a bag. now we've got the 100 calorie snack pack. it has one eighth of a cookie in the bag with no fucking icing on it or anything like that. this is why fucking coke 300 is so necessary, man. you need a better bit? society needs to solve my problem for me. that's the arrangement we have, right? they make the product and i buy it. would you drink coke 300 instead of the diet one?
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1940.30
how about like a coke with twice as much sugar? like a coke 300 or something like that. you ever cons... it might not be good for you, but if you ever considered how amazing it would taste, probably be the best taste. you'd be like a hummingbird, man. that's a ticket coke 300. now we're talking. i think i do. for now, i think i know what i want to spend my money on and it's not those shops. we spend it where it matters, man.
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2781.940
let's put it this way, you know, if you lose one penny per purchase, if that adds up to a million dollars, that's like a million purchases, that's something like 300 purchases on every day of your adult life. that's my if you haven't lived for 300 years, man, you don't know. that's my hastily constructed math. plus, in like a hundred years, a million dollars isn't even gonna be worth anything. yeah, you're right. inflation will be like, that'll be what we do. yeah, it'll be like, oh, i'll have a coke please, that'll be two million dollars.
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