Quotes about “coke”
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no, i want my rock, paper, spark and thermal. is this ranked? yeah. nice, okay. you were gonna yell at me either way i felt like. no? no, no! you don't get ranked. you don't get yelled at with ranked. yeah, ranked is what you play. okay. yeah. hello mr. sharkbear. i wanna say thank you to mytonic for being on nlss for the $20 donation and since i can't donate to ryan, be sure to buy him a coke or something at the next pax. i mean, if it's anything like gamescom,
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they're gonna rub him raw, he'll start bleeding all over the place. it's not good for genetics. it's the tibetan mastiff, yeah. trade me! what if they start cutting this tibetan mastiff with bull semen? nobody will know. they condition his hair with it. it's like in those drug movies where they put some flour into the coke, right?
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it's a lot harder with the keeper, but he's still gonna get hit more than once without dying. i don't know. i definitely think random streaks are viable, but i still would like to put eden in there. right. because i have to add eden manually and then it's not truly random already. whoa. we don't call it soda or pop. we call it coke in the south? yeah, that's the thing. really? you're just like, hey. people just say, i need to get a coke and then they'll come back with a dr. pepper and you're like, what? yeah, you're like, what time?
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orange soda please? you can still ask what kind of coke, i mean there's like 20 variations. that's true. what the fuck, a bad trip really at my most dire time of need? you think that'd be bad ux design. fuck, that's awesome marketing man. so what if there's just a table then with checkboxes next to everybody, would that be better?
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i remember i saw a sticker on the window or something and i was like, oh shit. that was probably a peaceful restaurant. yeah. that's at the one place here. it's an okay place. it's called the lakeview diner. it's legacy is... oh, i get there with you. yeah, yeah. well, did you guys eat there? or did we just get pranked? i had a diet coke there. there you go. well, it's the best diet coke in town. yeah, man. i give it like an eight, honestly.
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sippin' on coke and rum i'm like so what i'm drunk it's the freakin' weekend baby i'm about to have me some fun crystal poppin' in the stretch navigator they got food everywhere as if the party was catered i got fellas on my left, homies on my right put on both of them and oh we got music all night
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3138.620
you know those coca cola freestyle machines? you can have those coca cola freestyle machines where you can make your own coke, but for a burger from mcdonald's now.
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dude, i want one of the like remember when they had like the whoppers with the black buns? yeah. oh, no, i don't. they made your coke turn green. i'm so sad that i missed out on that. i'll put my whopper in between your black buns, josh. that's like my butt. yeah, it's your big old booty. hey, let's talk about his rectum. um, nick said that he couldn't join. no, i'm getting in now.
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i really want some delicious sparkling water. can you find the event horizon in this? that is as sweet as hell. i don't know, i've never made it past like the fourth level, so... ship looks like a big gun. alright, so we can get started here. this is a soda streamer on vodka and you have vodka coke. i can't not think. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, this isn't at all what i thought this game looked like.
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he blocks for days. i mean, even in the end, donkey kong rap, his coconut gun shoots in spurts. his coke, ornate as cock and not in it. and spurt. great goal, nick. great goal. when they wrote that song, were they doing a shrek a little bit where they were like, let's make this a little cheeky for the adults that get that spurt might not mean that? i honestly don't know.
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get some nugs. chat would love you if you got me a six piece nug and an iced coffee. alright, i will take a coke zero then. i mean it has like the same flavor as regular coca cola. i'm used to it. regular coke is...
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it's sweeter to me now because i've been drinking coke zero for years. i refuse to get called out like a bitch for not wanting empty calories, man. it's up to us to be the first generation of men to stand up to that. always do pussy wants a diet coke? why would i want calories for no reason, man? it just doesn't make sense.
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no, i'm thirsty as heck though. you guys are thirsty? you should die and respawn inside of the plane and get 30 cans of coke. yeah, you wanna put one on a tracfer? apparently i don't have the mental capacity to figure that out, fox. fox, put your mouth in my genitalia and...
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some say that to this day you squint your eyes. yo ryan, give me a can of coke. you better find me. i'm right here. alright, come up on beggar's rock. get down on your knees and ask for my coke. you want me to kiss your feet? i want you to beg me for my coke. please sir, please give me your coke in my mouth. please give me your coke.
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oh, it's so wide. finally found the rope. thanks for all your help. can i blow up, boss? while he's blowing and crying. i can't put it on the tray. you gotta combine it, man. there you go. i don't see anything on the tray. god damn it. okay, give me a second. okay, here. right click the thing. right click the can of coke, even though it doesn't say right click. then right click the gear. then left click. how about now?
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that is a bottle of booze, but i will take it. it's so dark all i can see is the dust on my monitor. you know what? i just took your medicine, you little bitch. that's fine. now go and... the coke is the orange can. this guy don't know that? i don't think he do. you get to... you take what i'll give you. no, i need... alright, fine. it's a lizard. you're holding a lizard by its neck. i'm trying, man. i'm trying. give me a sec.
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josh, put your lighter away man, it's daytime. it's like using flash on a camera. what's wrong with you? here you go, fox. don't you fucking take it, josh. do i have to give it to you or you just take it? it's gone! i think josh took it. no, it's still on my tray. i can see it, but it's actually on ryan's tray. josh, shut up. i know you took it. i've seen it on ryan's tray, you just listen to me. it's all in the can of coke right here. look at hernandez! he's so great. you know what? screw this. i'm going to live on my own.
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fox, i'm giving you the coke man. you're all dead. oh, what do you do with that? no. what do i do with it? josh, you want to get hammered out here? yeah. i'm gonna take the tray and i'm gonna find this medicine and then this booze. you ready? yeah. here you go man. oh shit. we call it a conway cocktail.
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you try it. i put a carcass in this hole before, and it's not here anymore. she trying to grow a body? yeah. wait, hey, get back in here. in order to grow a male body, you need male seed. where's fox? right here. fox, i left you a can of coke on the ground outside of our compound. i don't... there's a lot of ground, you jackass. it's like very, very close by. you're lying. you're just gonna board me up. what are you talking about?
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