Quotes about “cock like a man”
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nevermind i hope whoever gets mine has watched i think you should leave season 2 oh no worries i have not that's the only way to describe what i'm doing i just drew a man and his son some are you are you busting busting out of those walls? oh no no horse cock no horse cock no big cum shot that's smart it's tos i mean like this is this is safe
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mm hmm. oh, there you go. that's a way better joke than the one that i did. nah, it wasn't that good. i mean, i just changed a word with another word. that's basically my humor, nick. man, i play magic with you every week, i know. every monday and friday. the windmill. all right. fuck's sake. it's not a windmill even though. it's got a big cock at the top that spins with the wind. a cockatiel. yeah, like a not a baby. it's a not baby. is that fred durst?
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alright, so you know the deal. i'm really... i think mega fatty, i used to think he was far too easy. now i think he's actually like fairly well balanced. maybe even a little bit more difficult than your average boss here just because he's so tanky, but well we're not gonna have the opportunity to get brimstone here. you'll have to excuse the loud rumbling, there's a man on a motorcycle outside, he's got a huge cock, that's why i needed an engine that big. every time i say that, let me sip my coffee here before this rant. let's take the pill. alright, i mean yeah we might as well try it now right?
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unless you're trying to say some demure shit like the car is his cock or whatever, which i could get behind but... okay, that's a big roll. naive melody clears? it's a great song it doesn't clear. that's a big clover right there. that's another big one man. that's not as big as i thought it was. burning down the house clears? no, no it doesn't.
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you ever gotten chafing close to the end of the shaft? i have some this morning, it hurts a lot. brother, i talk about this once every three streams. yes, i do. that's why i got this son of a bitch right here, the chamois butter, the yellow bottom, the purple top. when you're chafing, you put it on your penis so it doesn't chafe. i've been using it for like two and a half years, man. it's not an ad. it is an endorsement though. it will stop your cock from chafing when you're riding the bike. you put it on the penis?
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i honestly this is not cuz i hate you guys or you were talking shit about golf i think like i gotta go pee and then like by the time i would get jackbox set up it would be like 12 minutes. no, there's like not much time. yeah. yeah can i can i do a quick little plug? yeah, man. yeah, it's your stream, huh? so nice, huh, so i'll take half the money you said i'm evil you said i'm the most of course i'm the most evil person here i just said that i might not let you say cock fucker anymore
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i had him on skype. that is a crazy man. he was talking about cock rings and all sorts of stuff. crazy man. he was narrating my isaac run and it was interesting to say the least. around these parts, cock rings are not that controversial. i don't even remember how the cock ring was brought up. he just threw it out there and i was like, let's roll with it.
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did you say it's implied? kick veneers. yeah. that's so good. at the doctor they're like shaving my cock down to just like a little nub. look at this dungeon row, man! are you out of no man now?
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you know what i'm saying? nope. chad knows what i'm saying. who the fuck are you talking about? it's like whenever a blue check on twitter makes a post that's like without elon, i shudder to think of what the state of free speech would be. and then they've always posted the... it's like a man's torso made of chocolate, but then the cock has been cleaned, snapped off. someone...
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i don't know like you're not allowed to this. i mean, okay sure this because of a link there's no dissing i'm just subjective man, it's right she's not good enough to be in the cock toe twins let's just put it that way true rp harold buzz repairable, but for sure for sure dude i don't i can't believe we died from covid this so said sorry. i just got your video demonetized movie. oh
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actually take some damage. that will, oh there we go, we got through one of them. what the heck, they set up a great gauntlet of matrices here. you think this is linear algebra class, man? i didn't sign up for this shit. look, i'll admit it, when i saw dad's key, i was like, whoa, dad's key. but we can't use dad's key to fight mega satan on this run. it's actually like the biggest cock tease. because we, there's no satan door.
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