Quotes about “coca cola”
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2163.06
wait, what? he skipped the metal part? he just jumped right past the metal part into the hole. i can't be doing this anymore, man. why? i was setting my... actually, i'm not mad at you, ryan. i was trying to set up a funniest moment. you know, if i fell off right as i was saying that, it would be funny, but i didn't fall. he's breadcrumbing. he's breadcrumbing. that's tough. i respect apollo. he's always trying to create a moment. coca cola glass? oh, what happened? i didn't get the damn.
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3637.00
this is peanut brittle from the nation of we love america! peanut pie. alright. we take those. it looks good man, i would eat it for sure. i like american food. anybody else in the same boat? wood, wood. everybody's trying to pull me off. i mean, stop me from saying it. yeah, i would put a package of peanuts into my coca cola, absolutely. but what the hell is this? these are two different things, bro.
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2066.32
then hit somebody else with the next can etc etc. they're already on the flight yeah, i know, but they could provide better service if they weren't spending you know 5% of their labor trying to min max you know the amount of coca cola that gets served i think if you had 5,000 passengers a day you wouldn't give away soda either what an incredible situation we found ourselves in here
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yeah, plus they're not paying a buck fifty a can. i don't buy it. you think they're paying european union prices for coca cola in america? in bulk? absolutely not. you're somewhere... the ceo of united is just, uh... he's going up to the vending machine in lax and just getting it can by can. farm to table, high fructose corn so... no! you screwed me.
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i genuinely think, hey, zalko mias, thank you for the gifted subscriptions, by the way. thank you for the gifted subscriptions. i genuinely think coke zero might be one of the top 25 american inventions of this millennium. it's better than the regular. i agree with you, but i don't know if everybody's ready for that take, but i did. i had a sugared coca cola like three weeks ago and it did not taste as good as the coke zero.
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yeah, that's what i was working on. i was gonna eat poison if i get to a million subscribers. yeah, like at first it's like i'm gonna chug a bottle of olive oil and then you got that japanese lady who put like eight mcdonald's meals into her rice cooker with a coca cola and just ate it. yeah, like like chat's telling you as well like that that's not a black mirror episode that's shoe nice's actual life. like i don't know if you've ever seen that channel. has he eaten garbage?
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1740.78
such a large enough audience to make it worth their time, the content will probably be a lot worse. so it's kind of sick that there's way more user funding and people are willing to pay for more niche content that otherwise couldn't exist exclusively in a world driven by coca cola advertisement. and i'm hoping i don't want any of these. i wanted the knife. i should have taken the knife and you've lied to me. and i don't want anything. i don't want any of these.
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lviv is like kiev in cyrillic or something or in greek. this is greece, okay. well, if it's greece, i think i probably just plop us down in like athens. i was gonna say rome just to fuck with people, but... or lviv is in the west ukraine, okay. i'm probably mispronouncing it terribly as well, but that's life, man. let's take a little trip. uh huh, i have coca cola here, okay. that really narrows it down.
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i can't back that up. sunny d flavored broiled chicken. you couldn't put sunny d under the broiler, that would just... the fire department's gonna look at you real funny when they show up. just gotta condense it or whatever. melt it down. people cook with coca cola. i don't think it sounds that much weirder than that. i watch chopped all the time and stuff. oh yeah. and they make them use crazy stuff to cook with. it's always like hard candy with a thing that has nothing to do with hard candy.
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2410.80
raspberry spiced flavored calorie free cola. the coca cola corporation was not cooking with this one. it basically, it tastes like toothpaste. it's really bad. also, when i thought of spiced, i assumed that it would be like, i don't know, like peppery or something, like a little spicy. i didn't assume that spiced meant it tastes like raspberries.
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3939.02
a coca cola gloss? i love what he's doing with this, but i wanna like... oh no! i know what he's doing! wait, do you know what i'm doing? oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! oh!
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