Quotes about “closed bitch”
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The scream heard round the world (Lethal Company)
- 929.60 i closed the door in his face. where's that son of a bitch? he was downstairs. yeah, he was right through this door. and then on the right. okay, i got justin. i'm free. use his flashlight. oh, turret! he's dead, man. he's dead. no, he's good. we have to find this guy, dude. and we can't find him in the turret zone. where is this guy? i'm going up here left. Search ↗
- 3356.68 i can kill him. i can kill him too. i'm gonna fuck. where's his friend? where's his fucked up friend? why? oh man. he closed us in again. alone. he closed us in again. alone. holy he thought. it's me, dude. dude, he's so nuts on the table. nuts on the table. i'm coming with you. oh, son of a bitch. we suck. do we just go home? yeah, i know, but we can't get out, man. i don't know where to go. no, i know where to go. we're like right next to it. i was just trying to find the dude. wow! is this kory? Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [May 31st, 2018]
- 3394.24 dude, i have no idea. alright, i think... alright, i'm dead. the door's closed now! yeah, that's right. but like, i'm hitting you. oh, i see. and i don't... look, i'm hitting you. well, he's invulnerable because of the tentacle situation now. is the door open now? i don't know. maybe i'll go to the door. i'm out, bitch. peace. later! Search ↗
Apollo took down the whole grid (Helldivers 2)
- 3895.60 oh, did it crash for everybody? i do see some of you guys running in space. mine has also crashed. my game just hard closed. i'm gonna guess that's related to the mountain turret. yeah, the turret did slam inside of the mountain. it was spitting out sparks like a son of a bitch. alright, well, we'll just relaunch. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [November 19th, 2018]
- 10127.20 i thought you knocked on the door, malf, but i guess he's not here. man, he really left you hanging on that bit. yeah, he really did. i see him in chat saying... the pit opening and everything. that bitch was set up right there for... i was gonna be in silent for it. everyone was ready and he just dropped the ball. well, i guess i'm... i guess i'm shutting the door. he's not coming in. i shut the door. it's closed. this... i have a quick question. why is the burger sideways? it's perspective, you philistine. it's perspective, yeah, exactly. don't you know anything, rob? Search ↗
dont joke about insurance - Bits and Banter [06⧸09⧸2025]
- 266.940 and honestly, i'm at risk of like becoming a caricature of myself. i'll admit that. but it started, i pay for prime, right? and then it started with a two minute ad. and then after 30 minutes of the movie, it hit me with another two minute ad. and i said, not today, bitch. so i closed out of it, irrespective of the quality of the movie. and i said, i'm just not going to do that. that's just ridiculous. somebody has got to say no. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! (November 24th, 2020)
- 1140.40 oh, yeah, they do that now but in the past you could just order and it'd be like oh yeah, you you want to order from popeyes go ahead bitch you're gonna get a call from your driver in about ten minutes. they're gonna be really upset with you even though you had no way of knowing restaurant was closed i did tell you to cancel the order and have to tell them that you can't cancel the order you have to cancel the order and then they're gonna call a grubhub and get even more mad at you and they're much gonna be upset who made you the Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [December 18th, 2017]
- 9747.20 which version? doesn't matter. hi. you guys pro or anti alien? pro. contact. pro. pro. i want them to come. you gotta be pro otherwise they'll kill you. i want all the aliens to come with their mouth closed. it's like going to prison. you gotta make somebody your bitch so we gotta contact them. and just clown on them. yeah. Search ↗
Entering the Growth Phase of Our Company's Lifecycle (King of Retail)
- 541.46 coffee's for closers. she closed! she closed! no, you know, you don't get to leave. okay, you know what? she'll be back. she's just price matching. you gonna go buy that on amazon, you son of a bitch? you come into my store to shop and put the product in your hand, then you go straight to amazon to buy it for three bucks cheaper. what do we got? we got a pair easy organics and tasty dreams. okay, pair easy organics and tasty dreams. Search ↗
They were cooking on JobJob (Jackbox)
- 2253.880 is that the gabe guy from tiktok? is that white star gabe? yes. catch 22 motherfuckers. yeah baby. what the fuck? yes, i'm murdered. that's crazy. catch 22 all night or on friday baby, fuck. for what it's worth, i don't know. a coworker on a video conference thinks her camera's off and has been picking her nose. how do you respond? kate is picking her nose? or heaven's closed bitch coworker? jesus christ. god damn. Search ↗