Quotes about “claude”
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would you replace spartan lasers with slow bricks of doom? i don't like the claude laser for a level that big. oh, that was amazing. i'm back, baby. i don't know what the score looks like here. uh, me getting like zero, i think. oh no. oh wow. oh no. oh wow. good game. good game. gg.
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and there's akuma and there's ken and there's dan and there's the lady ryu. oh, evil, you mean evil ryu. yeah, that's what i said. what's the lady ryu's name again? i forget. sakura? yeah, no, that could be it. hello, street fighter. how far you've come from jean claude van damme. chill, n.l. he's still in the game. alright, i'm chill. thanks for talking me down, guys.
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it's not actually, we only talk about games on twitch tv so we can't actually talk about going home. it's a terms of service violation. oh jesus. file that under twitch creative. how does that work? mr. green man is back. file it under twitch creative. thank you zandam. jean claude zandam for your subscription. i just made up that first part.
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the newest movie gets on a truck with a mounted machine gun. oh wow. moles down a bunch of innocent civilians. who did the splits between the trucks? that was jean claude van damme. that was van damme, yeah. jcvd. yo, he's old too, isn't he? yeah, what a loser. geez.
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you know what? technically he does have two first names. not all of his names are first names, but definitely jean and claude. or is his first name he's got like a dozen. is his first name jean claude? jean claude. is there a dash in that? or is it just jean? or is it jean claude van? oh lord.
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what is the there's there's gotta be like a jean claude van out there like someone just driving around the j. yeah, jean claude van damn you know what he used to stop the floods in new orleans after hurricane katrina just piled a bunch of old fort econo lines. yeah, might as well levy the jean claude van damn john quincy adams
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i like jean claude van morrison. yeah. jean claude van morrison. it's alright. yeah, pretty good. it's something. there's like a ton more people in my room now that i said i ban my subs. are they asking you to, you know, i just need a good hard fucking come follow me at this bit.ly link? no, they're setting up dittos, i guess. setting up dildos probably and then giving you a link to their campsite.
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i've never seen timecop, but i feel like there's a really good jean claude van damme quote that you could just use to make a punchline there. i think of like sweaty gray underwear when i think of that movie.
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uh, lick on my nuts you silly man. yeah. nice. yeah, for sure. that's number one. that's just in a vacuum, that's the funniest of all these statements? yep. cloud come here you bitch is definitely the funniest in a vacuum. followed by i didn't even see you there, which just raises so many questions. what happened that created this situation? well, claude come here you bitch was mine, so i couldn't answer that one myself. so i had to go to the next one.
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just we'd ask you v. what are you talking about josh can't shoot anymore. uh, never mind. i guess perfect do you know that sentence means i still have no idea what that sentence means. i am a young woman. ah hear me roar. is that what that means? i didn't know the whole time just we in junkie okay, just we usually have those you see and jean claude. yeah, i am today i am john just sweet oh
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that's actually the dumbest. just take out the fucking punching! i just jean claude van dammed your ass. oh, the nine. nine? is that enough to get him there? oh no. no. no, so in theory he could still lose a little bit on the next game. we gotta steal ryan's goob crowns. yeah, i don't know if you can do that, but like i hope you can. how does it go so fast?
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how'd the sam darnold joke do? it got 21%. i voted for it though, bear. that was the joke for you, really. i liked it. yeah, thank you. and then throwing her flowers in the garbage like ryan did. yeah. that'll get her. a terrible name for a 1930s gangster. claude von spanky or mickey no balls. yeah, all right.
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