Quotes about “circumcision”
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i think for the most part probably like is the movies or undertales frozen is a fucking huge undertale, dude yeah, that is a corporate undertale. it's that's a pisser offer. that's what that is hey, thank you a braxio for the 6969 donation says a discount circumcision service recently opened up near me but i get the feeling it's a ripoff. here's to you nick. stay cool. ombre. thanks, man that's super generous of you
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and dalekmek donated $1.94 and says, loving the stream but question does the foreskin count as part of your duck? cuz you know circumcision. oh, that's bull you can't give up 10% of your dick width. it obviously comes off the end. yeah, i mean what are you shaving it down to a freaking tiny little pencil at that point? you could have a little skinny odd mushroom. i mean that's a whole different discussion. you can make it thinner but longer. do you want that really? n l.
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i feel like that might not, i don't know, there's a lot of myths about circumcision. i'd need to look into that more. call it circumcision! we've got lupus! lupus on the wall! lupus on the wall! if i go any farther than i'm gonna ruin it, can someone guess it? thank you, alright. if i do a single other line, it's gonna look less like what it's supposed to be. yeah, that looks really good. that looks like joe walsh's face.
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you can't talk about isaac, and i think we should cool down the interruptions a little bit because it doesn't give a chance for any jokes to breathe. that's my what are you talking about? that's the only point i have here is that interruptions, they it's like you're circumcising comedy. that's the problem. sometimes you gotta or the cheese starts to build up. i think that you should just take a shower though. how do you guys feel about male circumcision? never had maybe you should have the option to do it yourself if you want to. diy circumcision. d a e. diy circumcision?
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what's a wdae diy circumcision if you had to get circumcised by either of the 26 well? no offense meant that fine gary johnson if you have to get circumcised by any of the 2016 presidential nominees who would you want to get circumcised by and? dt. dt. yeah, i think you would gild my dick so i would probably take dt as well. yeah, absolutely there's no yeah, but like really though
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i mean like in the game i did. i know you don't like it as an item, but... i hate it as an everything. you could give me the rest of your lives and i'd be pretty stoked. i thought we were talking about isaac right now. i mean we were, but... ryan, stop it. i'm done answering your questions. the circumcision conversation's not going anywhere. where are you getting circumcised at? i... whatever's cheapest. shop around. shop and save? yeah, shop and shave. yeah, you can do that if you wanted. i wonder if they shave you when they cut the tip of your dick off. guarantee.
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it's gonna be one of those shows, huh? yeah. no. what are you talking about now? circumcision. nice. we're ready for circumcision. b rex, don't... i know you're kind, okay? don't try to speedrun this game. i need to get an hour out of this game, so don't be doing any speedrunning on my watch, okay? it's okay, i haven't speedrun anything in like a year or so. you gonna race and buck your hair? fastest amount of time anybody is not speedrunning. you can get it.
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is nicki on when we talked about circumcision for like, uh... no he wasn't. nah, okay. i've been a part of several circumcision discussions before, this is nothing new to me. you know sometimes, they bite off i think you would have liked it. you know sometimes like, uh, goats, they bite off the dick skin?
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okay, okay. i'm gonna i'm doing recon here. i'm trying to find katana for you guys me too i'm in katana because there's like there's the circumcision knife, but that's not a katana correct there is yeah, there's the big knife, but you don't want those it's probably not gonna be a katana in the bathroom or in the garage why don't they speak italian here?
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so how are you gonna how are you gonna do this one? how am i gonna kill him with the katana? yeah. i'm gonna wait till he walks close to the door, i'm gonna open the door and i'm gonna throw the katana at his head and then i'm gonna run into the bathroom and hide. what door? circumcision knife door. who left the mansion master key out? that's such a stupid move! that's bad security. it's just on the table, anybody could have gotten it. what if there was a killer on the loose? thank goodness there's not, just me.
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now riot how'd you kill this guy oh that he he and his three bros yeah his two came into yeah he and his two bros came into the circumcision room yeah i just snuck around and sliced them one at a time oh really size them all yeah well with the katana so i don't know i'm not a very good moil that's very clean to do it that way
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at the expense of other valuable things, you know, i could be doing with my time. could've learned the haskell syntax. name something mothers put off doing until their children are grown. i don't know about that. circumcision. freaking go get a job? i mean, that's a little sexist, but like, maybe. wow, that's really sexist. you know what, it's also the number one answer, so, uh... how?! really? yeah. jeez. alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
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oh, oh it lost me the reason i didn't punch you cuz i forgot what button it was no, we got this. oh fucking mudfire. don't cut me i've been cut i made it. it's a full body circumcision. you gotta run and jump with the chicken is a it's like a cuckoo. yes. yeah, actually we did have that conversation. it's the legend of zelda baby. ignite
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and i turned around and i was like, could you stop picking my seat? and he stuck his tongue out at me! that's what you get for telling kids off. they will win. you're fucking lucky you're an uncut i didn't see a parent. you're lucky you're uncut? because he'll perform to circumcision right there.
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on amazon you can buy a circumcision dummy now. i saw that and i felt like i had to delete my history after i clicked that link. it was like... look it came up because i was looking up like wall poster things. i got those static clings of the granny. yeah, yeah. she had like a hearing aid or something. asthma, yeah. and then under that was the circumcision baby. i was like i don't get what this is related to at all but grannies and circumcision i guess.
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yeah granny's love circumcision they're waiting i mean like old jewish grammys grammys probably love it old jewish grammys so all of them yeah yeah at what age do you become no i'm a jewish grammy yeah there's a lot of ways i could have went really um dude i going back though i totally understand what you're saying like i would never
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i mean the tsa would know, wouldn't they? yeah, exactly. i would like to have circumcised air and allow women on it so that, you know, like, so that it's just like just a little bit awkward. well, a little bit. i mean, you'd have a story. i'm assuming from your neighbor. there is such a thing as female circumcision and it's bad. mm hmm. i don't want to do this, but i would be dishonest to myself if i didn't.
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for your male circumcision! riding's on the wall. that's it. i mean, i like it. i appreciate it. it didn't need to exist, but you made it do it. yeah, it happened. there's no going back now. this was amazing. i didn't want to do it. yeah, you did. do you think that kid being uncut is bad?
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