Quotes about “chiblee joker”
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4562.100
it sounds like some shit that the joker would play in tim burton's batman when he walks through the art museum. and i mean that, like, it's a vibe. faith no more, trump? i like, it's a midlife crisis. it's a midlife crisis, chiblee! i don't know, that was like arnold schwarzenegger. arnold schwarzenegger who loves faith no more! it's a midlife crisis, chiblee, ah!
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1462.60
now we don't need shit, man. now we can wait. i would... but it's so nice to buy a blank to possibly get an extra joker space later. oh, we need to get down there for... for, um, vegabond anyway. and we play these out. four of a kind, five of a kind, flush five, chiblee, olivia munn, chiblee. send it. send it down main street. justice card. 20k.
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674.00
wow, i have so many queens. yeah? yeah. really? i have exactly three que what? three cards? i think we should say our hands out loud more often. i think it'd be a fun way to lie, you know? i have three kings and a joker enemies. i have two queens and a joker enemies. chiblee's telling the truth. i wouldn't challenge him. one queen. why would you do that?
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1272.18
wait, this is the greatest boss of all time because i can play whatever i want and we won't win in two hands. we'll win in three hands. i didn't play four cards! two cards? what were you thinking? i know! i'm stupid. i'm the genius. chiblee, you should go back to balatro. it's actually like the game of all time. i mean, this is an econ joker. it helps bull. these synergize nicely together.
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386.76
you're kind of like a horrible joker, but let's give it a try, man. maybe this is the one where space joker quantum tunnels into paying out like a hundred times. and then what? hey, ghostpepper, ghostpepper, thank you for the gifted subscriptions as well. 50 chips is good, man! 50 chips is good! i think i'd still like to play full houses if we can. it's like a great mix of like attainable, but also like reasonably high scoring and scaling. i gotta say, i must be letting chiblee down here.
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3632.10
a timeout is more insulting anyway, because that's where the kids go. trust me, the kids go into the bands as well. it's just the 24 year olds instead of the 10 year olds. i can't do anything, man. i mean, i could take ceremonial... you know what? hello, chiblee! chiblee, save me. we need this to build molt. it's a molt builder. yes, it means we effectively only have two joker spots, but like, that's molt, bro.
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720.88
it's not free, just so we're clear. it's taking up one negative joker space. i just want to make sure we're on the same page. forget that, brother. we're going economics pills here. there's no such thing as a free lunch. so true, chiblee, so true. turns out plus one hand size is actually fucking pure garbage, huh? turns out it's a serious fucking problem. that was dlguiga that said that? i think he would like to think so.
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3129.72
that's a times three molt on our second and every subsequent flush plus it gives us chips. we actually are saved. it's the most miraculous joker i ever could have asked for. and it's uncommon. oh you're so right. i'm taking notes. chiblee! chiblee welcome back! chiblee, chiblee welcome. welcome back chiblee. i hate to use a fool for this but it is what it is.
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1576.18
the bed. it said i had to throw away the trash and chiblee's mouse is apparently trapped. you don't think that chiblee might be some version of the antichrist? he's done this before, they're putting sus on each other to cancel out the sus so that neither of them get sus. he does keep saying he's the joker, baby.
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1730.04
it's one of the only jobs on the planet that i think you could realistically say that about. i will take a joker here. ryan, what do i stream? chiblee, i'm sorry to tell you this, brother. i think you're cooked. if you were away from streaming for, what, like 10 days, and then you went to the streamer awards, you hung out with streamers the whole time, you came back with no inspiration,
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