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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

160.320 you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and Search ↗
439.440 our mcdonald's does not have that kind of clientele. at least on a regular basis. ronald mcdonald's wearing solid gold jewelry. ronald mcdonald is a charlatan. and he's not wearing any clown makeup either. he's just like a normal dude. what do you think he looks like? it's gotta be weird. the seed kinda sucks, man. yeah. well, i went on a limb and tried something different. i thought maybe blue baby could mix it up. Search ↗
544.240 we went on one of those historical, like, check out the village that's full of colonial people that are all pretending, right? you know those? oh, you went like a pioneer village. yeah, something like that. and there was a blacksmith and they legit had us make real fireplace pokers. like, we actually made them. oh god. yeah, we actually hammered the mountain shit and it was amazing. and that was the closest that i've gotten to metalworking in my life and it was actually kind of a formational experience. Search ↗
651.200 i mean, i think you'll probably be fine. infestation, pretty good. got a couple of health generation items, pretty good. infestation is pretty bad. why? it's not very good. why? infestation 2 is awesome! alright, i guess i forgot what the difference is then. infestation gives you, like, flies when you get hit. okay, that's not great. it's like spiderman. it has to be damaged though, can it be like if i touch something? it's only damage. yeah. Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
817.900 plus there's not a lot of other deli meats that need observations to be made about them. turkey's fairly just like bland. it's just like, you know, fleshy. yeah, it's processed. no rainbows in that anyway. poultry. nothing wrong with it. we could be processed poultry. roast beef is like, you're taking a risk on that lunch meat. because turkey's always like, it's turkey. sometimes they'll put like a little sun dried tomato in it or something like that and then you're like, oh it's got like a little extra flavor. but roast beef can either be like super dry or amazing. Search ↗
1022.880 getting rid of the haunt essentially well basically like you. oh, it's carrying queen. i'll reroll it like that'll be fun yeah, no, it's the whole and we'll reroll it now well. it still carries the inherent risk maybe you reroll the hot into like carrying queen or something like that but oh Search ↗
2064.340 they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i Search ↗
2286.600 better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though. Search ↗
2343.780 but it's by no means a must see. i watched like thundercats. i mean that's kind of the same era, right? right, but i'm speaking specifically about... gi joe? no, i mean, but like you're saying it's fucked up i didn't see transformers. it's not like i didn't watch any cartoons or something. i mean as a kid i'm just surprised you don't have that... it didn't appeal to me. it just looked like a really obvious marketing attempt. i mean maybe they all are, but that one seemed worse to me personally. i have no response for you, sir. Search ↗
2375.720 not that the transformers is some kind of like paragon of, you know, virtue or something like that. i'm just saying. it's all over. you're like six, man! just watch the cartoon! Search ↗
2388.100 alright, just kill me. i don't want this run anymore. just kill me. this is too long. you watch transformers but not harry potter? it's not like when i was asked to go see transformers i was like hold up. there's two options here. i can't go see this yet because i haven't seen the six harry potter films that have been released up to this point. so can you give me like a couple days? it does take a while to watch them. there's a lot of those films. i've got nothing against them. i hope it doesn't seem like i got something against them. Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3030.220 we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh Search ↗
3172.560 guessing you don't have an orbital or something. otherwise, you'd probably be touching stuff instead. yeah, i got samson's chain. that's not good enough. you need like a sac dagger. oh my fucking god! i got respawned again though. very lucky. i am getting extremely lucky with these respawns. i'll be the first to tell you. and i got piercing shots. no, i was the first to tell you. oh my what? i lived? this run, man. i hate this room. Search ↗
4115.460 he hits too hard! doesn't matter. cut his head off. that was pretty dope. there goes his head. alright, you take care of that guy. they should let you pick up his head and throw it. that would be pretty cool. sword master's belt. you swing all weapons very fast. see, he has, uh... what? uh, it traps enemies or something? it looks like a spring you could jump on. yeah, it does look like a spring. better be careful. alright. Search ↗
4157.800 it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
4554.640 yeah, those keep showing up in stuff. it's like a kappa in clicker heroes 2, which is peculiar. just shows up randomly over the face of something. i don't appreciate pandering to my demographic. me either. watch out, dickhead's coming! oh, this guy's like a log. bring the potion! pretty good farting sound too. whoa, no! this dude does so much damage! that's why i beat his ass. Search ↗
5005.320 you need some hp, don't be afraid to rob a grave. nah, i never am. i don't know what these crabs do, i think they might just like follow me around a little bit. my critical damage has doubled or something. i think these are just some friends to have with you. you know your crit chance goes up the more successive hits you've done? i did not know that. also, i cannot run backwards anymore. oh, what's this? aw yeah, baby. what's that spell? you mean this spell? badass. that's pretty sweet. charge looks like it takes a while though. Search ↗
5051.140 oh, it it no it doesn't do friendly fire actually, lucky me. henry sedin, you're fucked. i also i can't flip my character, so... i always have to shoot in the other direction. one second. this is something's not right with the game right now. turn around, you piece of shit! Search ↗
5431.260 i went to the wrong door and there's enemies here. oh, no problem nick. no problem. i didn't know that it would separate us i thought this is just like an auxiliary library or something. well best of luck to you. i think i got under control this is just like when doug and steve butabi went to different rooms to have sexual intercourse with those ladies in the night of the roxbury. never watched that. yeah, you're not missing much. doug and steve butabi. you guys are brothers? no. Search ↗
6332.840 and he went on the home or the hln, which is like the holiday hallmark life network or something, i don't even know. but, um, to talk about edward snowden joining twitter, and then he just slowly spun it out to be about edward scissorhands. what? he's like, yeah man, you know, just cause he has scissors for hands, i don't think he should be ostracized from society. the host, like, was not having any of it. she did not she had a didn't realize she's such a pro that she didn't even, uh, Search ↗
6394.620 they just don't listen to their interviewees at all? well, once he's like, you know, he has scissors for hands, he thought she would have clued in, but i guess she just, it just hit her as a metaphor or something like that. or it's just like, i can't go off the rails because we have so little time to even banter anyway, so even if i knew what to say to you, it would waste time. yeah, i don't know man. it was pretty sweet. feels like a good, uh, what is it, uh, that uh, place that does the articles that i keep linking? verge. Search ↗
6599.360 i am like not in a good place here. there's cheese. oh yes, you're right. it's not a huge bonus, but it's something. kevmeister12, thank you very much for the subscription. oh, you're doing some good damage there. yeah, this is going alright. if you live through a bunch of these dudes, i'm actually coming back. really? one more. that's all the encouragement i need. he says before getting hit six consecutive times and... oh, it's bread! aw yeah! shrek's back, baby. this summer... Search ↗
6866.740 you know, it's still going. you know what, this is an acceptable gold rush. get the chalice! oof. this is like a, this is a heck of a gold rush now. this is a really good gold rush. this may be the most money i've ever had. this is like a lot of gold that is rushing right now. okay, how much do you have? i have 132. yeah, i'm at like 111. i hope we get something to spend it on, otherwise it would be a big waste. i got my pencil! give me something to write on! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

209.680 he still just chose until right now to activate itself i guess. oh it's dark af. you know that's what they say now? it's as fuck. if you ever see, oh i'm baked af. that doesn't mean like alf, alf frizzay or something like that. so what does afi stand for then? what does alf frizzay mean besides like miss frizzle? it means with frizz, with frizzle. baked as much as miss frizzle. dude she is fucking high and that's cool bus. Search ↗
234.700 i think the whole story of mandy's school bus is actually like it takes place inside a mental hospital. she's like an ex teacher who is like she has dissociative personality disorder or something and she takes all the the other patients on like magical journeys every day. maybe they never left the room. exactly, they never left the room at all. and that's the last episode. yo, spoilers here. you know if you didn't see the book then you wouldn't read the movie. Search ↗
300.980 like still to this day, right? yeah. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that if something was of the 80s then it's also dead. it has to be dead now, otherwise it can't be from the 80s. dead now. for example, pat benatar? no, she was famous in the 80s but she's still famous now. she's more of like a contemporary 2010s artist. it's like a mandolin, i think. molly cruz, huge in 2010. yeah, but they came out with that song on guitar hero. which one was that? hot for teacher? Search ↗
491.260 wait i did? yeah absolutely. wait i knew that i was gonna get... yeah i spoiled it remember? oh i don't remember that. nick spoiled it. you guys are trying to put me in a fucking fugue state or something. dude epdobolo and rumblemuffin up down all around welcome back to jsmithtown thank you very much for being my friends on like these two. Search ↗
698.640 that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady. Search ↗
828.620 i'm jealous too. that's how he... big brother, he put us in a fucking like... neuro linguistic trance with all his jokes. he hawked us. diglett or something like that. yeah, he... i don't understand. what happened with diglett's? he just like... he said one of the bombs in bombernauts looked like a diglett and then... Search ↗
917.680 i want to see like a movie where like cryogenically unfreezing people and reanimating them actually becomes possible but there's like huge repercussions depending on what era of human history you were frozen in like if you're frozen in the 50s they just like put your head in a cooler with a bunch of ice cubes you come out all like half cocked or something like that like like walt had the half cocked Search ↗
1195.140 why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far. Search ↗
1234.180 kate likes it, that's the most important thing. gelatinous blob is a good thing, right? did you hear her laugh from the other room? no, she laughed in chat. that's how i know i hit gold. if i can get you to say that kate laughed from the other room and you heard it. especially now that you got soundproofing stuff. like that stands for something. yeah, okay, this mcnugget here got it right. murph and turf in a game. what could be better? i mean, i could have landed on that eventually. but i didn't. Search ↗
1759.440 so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man. Search ↗
1796.420 don't you guys want to learn? no. yeah? i mean, pretty actively. involve as people. i mean, you like, you learn capitals and stuff, like, voraciously. like, you know. i know, like, the capital letters of the alphabet. yeah, same. that's about where i go with capitals. yo, i'm just saying, you know, you gotta, you gotta know your audience, man. if you came to this show to learn something, you gotta, you got a problem. no, there's learning that happens here. we do family feud. there's no, there's social learning that happens. are you smarter than a fifth grader sometimes? i remember that, yeah. Search ↗
2472.340 that's huge! you can't say that on television! you know how much the weight is behind one of those? nah, you gotta know the diameter to know the weight. it's a big black wobbler. i'm not touching that. it is kinda wobbly. you can if you want. it's a free country. yeah, well, not for long probably. or something. right? political discourse? yeah! wait, this country's going. oh, and the economy? oh my god. oh my lord. Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
3123.060 yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh! Search ↗
3519.540 illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high? Search ↗
4154.520 maybe you're right. we're becoming part of something. i like it though. pop out of the pieces. we're your sledgehammer. by sledgehammer i mean the... it's more like a sludgehammer. sloooow saw hammer. that would be a very ineffective representation. it's called uhh... bone slab hammer. bone slab is ready? is that just like a... like a uhh... a wrestler from the... the ussr? uh oh. Search ↗
5196.040 i got something steaming hot right here. is it your sword? yeah, it's my sword. the friction from it hitting the wall a lot. this guy is running away with it. add some king server action to this game. yeah, for real though. there's gotta be a dick somewhere. i've got like six. yeah, destroyed. he's a streaky player. i got five. that's pretty good. Search ↗
6263.120 i fired a firework thing at the top. like that flare gun. that one live streamer guy. oh god. he didn't fire a flare gun. probably. did he like light a book of matches? you guys saw that video. there was like lighter fluid or something in the trash i guess. Search ↗
6311.940 yeah, i remember that old adage. i think it's ancient greek, actually. yeah, they say, hey, prometheus, don't start fires you can't put out. it's not funny some other guy died. this is, we've already been through this. oh my god, we did this circle already. it's not! nobody died! it was a different fire. he did like a weird face after it, so i don't think he... yeah, that weird face, i don't know what that means. it's like a, it's like a leroy kappa or something. wait, like while he was burning to death? that's pretty dark, guys. Search ↗
6603.580 what's squanching? uh, you gotta watch for a 40, man. is it like finger fucking or something? no. is it better? or worse? better. i'm squanching over here! squash this! hey, i squashed it over here! yeah, see there you go, you got it. Search ↗
7222.760 also, venom rob. if an ocelot is not a weasel, then what is it? i thought it was a weasel. i think it's just an ocelot. yeah, but it's like a type of family or something, right? it's fucking five, six, seven, eight, i swear to god. god damn it! that's really good. last one was three, four, five, six. Search ↗
7747.620 alright, here's the bomb. select the bomb on the table to pick it up. next, cut the blue wire in the top middle. select the module, cut the blue wire. done. the new bomb is placed on the table. are you doing the tutorial right now or something? yeah. select the button module, press the button. one last thing to try. rotate. done. deselect the bomb to finish the tutorial. alright, you guys ready? i'm ready. the pdf doesn't even load instantly. Search ↗
8856.760 do i have to get the triangle on the way or something? oh, there's something with triangles, isn't it? fuck, i thought i did it exactly the way i showed it. the diffuser must navigate the white light to the red triangle using the arrow buttons. yeah, you have to get to the triangle. red triangle is third column, first row. okay, so then go down to the bottom. okay. then left all the way to the bottom left edge. okay. and then up, up, right, down, down. Search ↗
9992.460 we need you to like go through all the letters and then cross reference them? i don't understand what the tell is here. so, like the first one, it's only giving us letters, like, it's giving us like a z for like the first option. our passwords don't have a z to begin with. yeah, so it's definitely not that, i got you there. and so the rest of them, like s and then there was something else maybe. yeah. yeah, yeah, what's the second row again? oh no, no, we s yeah, go on. s h m q w b. m h q w b. it has to be m. Search ↗
10408.760 we did, so we did it. we diffused the bomb. that was easy, yeah, no problem. yeah, fuck yeah, alright. this one. afterwards it's kinda hard but i like the passwords one. yeah. alright, this one's called something different. oh god. wake up ryan, wake up. you're still on the plane. okay, um, oh fuck. let's start, let's give ourselves enough time. two yellow wires, one red wire. that's it. so there's only three wires? three wires, two yellow, one red. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

282.700 when does that actually come out or is that the problem? mmm, it's i don't think it has a date yet quarter one or something or something quarter four i don't i don't i think you were right. i think that's partially the problem it is okay i play hard then a few levels and it seemed pretty well made when i played it yeah, i just don't know they're gonna go ahead and lance that well there goes my devil deal i am i'm a little skeptical that i'm gonna get my own as well. i Search ↗
339.260 cheating thought maybe 1200 or something like that that is because i'm in nearly 900 what's the thousand threshold does it matter if it's 12 or 15 really you out of this 300 hours dog guys so that's 10 that's like a day of isaac not i mean obviously i know that you play it for work and also for pleasure but and that's a day of isaac every week for a whole year Search ↗
402.020 thanks to the resub, zilliken. oh, is this an xl? no. just a rename on... ooh, burnt penny. i found something else to roll back here though, i don't remember what it was. doesn't make me very excited about the item room that i'm just coming across right now. i'm not touching any of that crap right now. either of you guys play one of the ports of super meat boy that came out yesterday. no! it's pretty solid. i have... i have not, i've watched the... i buy it. Search ↗
528.740 don't know i feel like no motivation to play a new version of super meat boy. well, i don't either right? there's bonus levels maybe or something or right like a super meat boy 2 i would totally play but like playing super meat boy again five years after the first time i played it and having played it across you know multiple years Search ↗
608.580 probably you i also don't really put much value in having like the definitive version like for me. i'm like pc versions good enough mm hmm if it crashes. i'll just play something else so if you guys hear the new the new skinny on the donation machines yeah, i saw a little of it, but i don't know the the specifics of it, but why don't you illuminate us mister? you know in here oh? man Search ↗
812.740 that is technically true. i think you're probably not saying something controversial by saying mario is a more storied franchise than tony hawk's pro skater. no, i didn't think i was. i haven't played a tony hawk game since i was like 12. i... it was the best year to do it though. Search ↗
1238.800 so that's interesting. took the fear shot, huh? yeah, i just went in deep. i also did a re roll, which i think is what got it for me. i rolled the fear shot into a pentagram. why would i do that? that was not... yeah, i also rolled that into something that is good. i am now like dark judas with tiny planet death's touch. oh yeah, i just got the knife and i'm guppy. several. i got the death's touch though. Search ↗
1884.220 want to deal with nonsense it hurts to what what hurts kate? did you hit your elbow on something again? oh the funny bone watch out for its food see kate's message. she's not talking about pooping again is she she's always talking about does come up a bunch yeah, i can't fathom nick doesn't know shit like that you know i don't really do a lot of rerolling in devil room so you're right. it's probably silly that i don't i Search ↗
1946.600 you like have a whoopee cushion that you blow up every so often? someone already told me i said big whoop would be a great name for like a novelty rapper. you know, like i'm big whoop and here's my club anthem. but then like 10 years from now everyone's like this song is goofy as hell. like they only play it as a joke. like can't touch this or something. Search ↗
2629.540 it's not enough to just be able to put like, you know, i've got u2 on the box. it's gotta be like, still haven't found what i'm looking for or something like that. probably like just being able to have the bullet point that says we've got this band. i think there's something like they've got a heart song and they just kick it out. you're like, oh okay, let's kick it out. they have to have songs to make you buy on the dlc. it's true. that's true too. except a lot of them they've already covered in prior dlc and since they're supporting the whole catalog it's like they've already kind of eliminated a lot of options. Search ↗
2882.100 it's alright! but you gotta keep in mind, i think it was guitar hero that got like 2112 as like the end boss or something. oh no, that is rock band. that was rock band? yeah. oh, i thought they were competing. nevermind. yeah, all of 2112 is and all of moving pictures and all of 2112 i think are in rock bands. i remember it had quite a lovely presentation for it too. oh, like the the stage area for it, yeah, it was all really well made. Search ↗
3542.240 just gotta make sure these flies don't get in my face and like make me miss something coming at me have you guys ever played the resident evil 5 on steam? no. i played it on 360, i didn't play it on steam though. have you ever played resident sleeper on twitch? too many times. what happened to resident evil 5? i'm just trying to figure out like i tried to play it a long time ago Search ↗
3636.720 i'm just kidding, i'm not a douchebag. just keep resetting like i did. yeah. you shouldn't have negative 350 unless... i've seen things. something's gone terribly wrong. you'll be hearing from my lawyer. that's not tea. millhouse manastore. i'm salty. i didn't mean to make you salty guys, i'm sorry. Search ↗
3796.580 save the girl! aw, don't make me fight these guys! i thought i'd already done this room! save the cheerleader, save the world? that's when i quit watching, by the way. that was like episode 5 or something. yeah. pretty much. you watching heroes reborn? i don't know. i've never actually seen heroes, so i'm out of the circle jerk. i don't understand. i watched the first season of it, and it was okay. how in the heck am i gonna beat mom's heart here? Search ↗
4425.920 you got my hopes up for nothing! you do the northernlion subscribers super sunday show. yeah, we play fallout on that bad boy. you could play something else. yeah, if i didn't want to play fallout, which i do. Search ↗
4465.000 this is actually going to be a... are you ever playing any rpgs? like jrpgs ever? that's kait's domain. oh, like tales of xillia and... she laughs at something. it's explicitly kait's domain there, yeah. yeah. i love those games too. i just... there's not really an audience. hyperdimension nefunia. they're very slow, and i think it's hard to catch people's attention, especially if there's any grinding involved. Search ↗
4943.180 it's not so much like an action rpg, it's like an exploration rpg. yeah, it reminds me of shadow of the colossus. i could see a little titan souls, i'd see a little shadow of the colossus. it's gonna be loud. that's okay, i'll live. it is downloaded though. that didn't take very long at all. nope. it's a small game. thank you, apostle legion for seven months! alright, it's worms, so it does this weird extracting files thing. it's not installing directx or something? Search ↗
5258.060 because if i turn around, obviously it shows weakness. and maybe it means i'm being an asshole too. they might be engineers or something, right? and then you're like, fuck you. you think just because i'm playing dice, i'm a piece of shit, i'm gonna kill you. you know? you know, i actually was at a bus stop and i thought it was a bunch of homeless people. i felt terrible. i was like, is this like a... is this for the homeless people hanging out? and they're like, cobalt's a bus stop. and i was like, oh shit. Search ↗
5285.100 that is actually really good. hey, 69, thanks for the subscription. theo chan and music hunter, thanks to both of you as well. oh, come on. thanks, muckshot, for the 3 69! hold the mine! down the hall! oh, i was like, i'm gonna do anything possible to get alien pushed down there. you've gotta make yourself look bigger when you walk down those streets. well, all i did is i walked down, and then they said something to me when i walked past, but i just ignored it. and then i was like, yeah, they know you're not gonna fuck with this guy. Search ↗
5463.240 oh, the juice! i was really hoping there'd be enough force to push you guys over that lip, but... like a water slide or something. thank you, sneaky columbus, for nine months you made baby time! we're just drowning, i'm gonna have to knock you into the water now. like, if rob was walking down the street and i was a mugger, i would be like, he's pretty muggable. Search ↗
5508.840 yeah, this might be the end of me. i think i would get not only mugged but probably stabbed just for being me. you wouldn't get stabbed. if i had to pick anybody on the nlss for getting stabbed it would definitely be josh. josh. yeah. josh, i think i would pick gunpoint. josh would run or he would try something. he'd be like, i'm not gonna give you my money and then he has the most chance to get stabbed. i think the way it would happen with me though is don't offer to buy the weapon. Search ↗
5534.380 i would hand you, take that off your hands man, i'll go hit the atm up, you know, couple hundred bucks. and as soon as it's in my hands i'd be like, give me your money. you know? i would try and hand over the wallet there, right, they'd be like give me your money and i'd be like alright, i'm getting my money and i would like be scared so i'd probably like drop it or something and i'd go to like pick it up and the guy would stab me while i'm going to pick it up. and then i would just die in the street. that's probably how my life would end. Search ↗
5665.920 but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s. Search ↗
6409.380 i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something? Search ↗
6911.780 yeah, i should probably just just let it let it happen troy salmon. thank you very much for the the resub. how's it going? 20 something straight months of using lion dongers. yeah, which is basically i just exist as a service to promote the selling of lion dongers how many times a month does someone recognize you it's probably like once a month but it varies i Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

50.380 super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh Search ↗
212.960 what does that mean? i haven't found it yet. up your butt and around the corner? what's around the corner? is there more butt up there? it's... i mean, there's a lot of corners in the butt, right? like, because the colon is so, uh, coiled. it's like 22 miles or something. can't you stretch it out to the moon? i believe that if you take the colon and stretch it out, it is approximately as long as one human colon. alright. you could stretch you could coil it up and put it inside an average person's body. Search ↗
499.560 i meant to have like i guess a little bit more ceremony about it, but i didn't even remember i just like you know i guess i've already done it. i probably died yeah, you've been having a bit of a rough go on your series lately i've noticed i have been some poor play and also if i may say something my own defense a lot of bullshit rerolls like on the reroll the whole run situation Search ↗
732.940 i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really. Search ↗
940.460 we ordered some magic the gathering cards, and when they came, they included like a token card that was like of one of their staff members. it was obviously like an inside joke, but i was like, i don't get this at all. we live across the country, i never met this guy. it was a nice gesture, i guess, but at the same time we threw it in the trash, i think. well, that's kind of sad. i'm sure it meant something to somebody, though. i mean, i agree with that, yeah, but it wasn't me. Search ↗
1066.240 asked if they could have done it. i would have been like fuck no. that's it. that's unbelievable but because they just did it i didn't have a choice i mean, i guess i could send it back send it back. it was like real awkward to do that exactly so i will well you know i've got like 18 copies of grey's anatomy here. i could like sign one of those finally do something with those eggs robo buffin Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
1806.480 i wanted to be in the window, but anyway. he's a bigger guy. again, a bit on the older side, probably like late 60s, something like that. and he seemed to have a very odd sense of space around him, like he didn't really understand boundaries. and pretty much the whole flight, he had his elbow in my ribcage. Search ↗
1958.580 the window seat, you have something to lean on. you got a view, you got control of the shade. if somebody next to you has to get up to use the bathroom, you don't have to get up. i think in my position, i was the one in control of the shade because i was throwing it constantly. oh snap! with the lingo. and then if you're in the aisle seat, you can go to the bathroom and stretch whenever you want. you know, you got a little bit more space on your right or left side. but the middle seat is just the worst of all possible worlds. Search ↗
2244.300 alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh Search ↗
2459.880 it was pretty okay. is it being the tits a good or a bad thing? that's good, right? how could it be a bad thing? let's run through the logic here. well things go tits up, which is bad. hmm, but that means that's because you're like on your back floating in a river or something, right? but also being face down is bad, so there's no position if you're horizontal that actually is good. what if you're on your side? yeah, it, well... yeah, there's no saying for that i guess. tits sideways. tits back, tits front, tits sideways. Search ↗
2693.380 i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good. Search ↗
2817.140 sex toy... transportation equipment. like riding lawn mowers and then has them jump over big ramps and fucking like break their hips and stuff like that. that's real weird. i thought the pug life thing meant it was gonna end up like an hj tenchi thing. there's gonna be pugs everywhere. nah, he does like... i think he has a pug or something though. alright. yeah, this seems like a channel you'd get into. i'll check it out. it's pretty into it. what's kate think of it? she into it too? she liked it actually. oh cool. she was a fan. Search ↗
2974.480 get your fucking steam account banned. just trying to play the game at the same time as everybody else. well, it's just part of your job. just book a flight to australia. yep, that would be worth it. confirmed nl hates australians. i must hate australians, otherwise i would be at pax australia right now. what is the flight to australia? isn't it like 20 hours or something? yeah. it's like some of the longest flights in the world, i think. what was japan? Search ↗
3217.980 i just do something that causes time to pass quickly like i'll do some programming i'll play some xcom and then you like you know you do three missions of xcom and then somebody dies and you restart you do another three missions somebody dies so you're like well i'm not gonna do this campaign and then that's like four hours of past you're at least a quarter of the way there Search ↗
3674.740 that's when skynet becomes self aware, isn't it? i thought it was like 1992. yeah, it was like 92 or 80 or something. i think we've missed our window. some back to the future shit happens though, right? so that's the thing. we're past back to the future now, right? so we're in the future. right, yeah. the days of future past. was it that the people were like super excited? or um... Search ↗
3752.040 i don't know enough about sports to really answer that. sorry. like don't they have... wouldn't that mean that they have like a lot of travel or something? that's the way it seems to me. like in the nhl it's separated by geography. mostly. yeah, yeah. new york's a pretty big state. yeah, but the mets play in like brooklyn or something and then the yankees play in like brooklyn. i don't know. queens maybe. shit. well that sounds like a lot of shit then. Search ↗
4397.480 yo, you can't say that pancakes get crepes. crepes are a separate thing. they exist in two different paradigms. a pancake is not a crepe. anyway. steam has finished downloading cannonbrawl. that's good news. it's to protect his magic cards from nick. do i? is that something i should be worried about? that's what somebody at chat said. no, i'm totally content with you having your magic cards. i would not bother them. zepole clown. thank you for this description. oh no, i fell in the well. Search ↗
4430.340 the down well? yeah, that's okay. is the moon supposed to flicker like that? yeah. like for real? yeah, i think so. i think it's part of the art style. kinda looks like a zx spectrum thing or something. okay. oh my. cause i'm paranoid about the, you know, graphical glitches and stuff like that. yeah, no mine flickers totally. no worries there. i'm glad to hear this. alright, let me... Search ↗
4742.680 what is mathis's record so i know how to beat it? i don't think he's ever even made it past the menu screen to be honest. wow, that's awful! yeah, he's pretty terrible at video games in general. why does he play them so often then? i don't know, i think it's like he plays them so that one day he'll be good enough to get into the overwatch beta. but he doesn't get better ever, so why does he bother? i don't know. he's... you know how einstein quotes like doing the same thing expecting different results? yeah, and saying something or other. that's about mathis. Search ↗
4829.140 pretty much summed it up for me as well. i'll try to watch like a scary movie or something. fuck i died. i like watching scary movies on halloween. mm hmm. erebus ultima. thank you for the subscription as well. well, i get banned for saying that mathis is a pretty okay guy. mathis is, he's a good dude. we just, well i make fun of him. Search ↗
5175.640 doesn't call of duty come out like next week? that's a big deal. it's never been a problem before. i'm happy to hear that. ah, i freaking died again! i was doing so well! just stomp more heads or try a different style or something. i'll do handstand style next. that's pretty wild. i want to see a run of downwell where they never actually step on the ground when they start. they just combo the whole game and so the music never starts. that's uh, there's an achievement for like getting a huge amount. Search ↗
5210.060 i don't remember what it was though. like 99 or something. 99 combo or like 99 right from the start? just total combo. i mean you'd have to go through an entire level i believe unless you got really lucky and there were that many things to bounce off of. yeah. 15 combo. acceptable. these fucking bats are the worst man. i'm dead on the first floor. it happens. that was a 33 second long run. i don't get the heart balloon really. it's the heart balloon. it's not really clear on what that does. Search ↗
5242.860 does it, when it pops maybe it kills things around it or something? but i'm not really sure. i'm gonna take the time out. we're going down the well to save jimmy. you mean timmy. are we doing the lassie reference there? it's timmy who falls down the well. yeah, it was timmy, not jimmy. on a regular basis. let's just think of jimmy and bimmy and then that's double dragon. right, exactly. sorry, bimmy and jimmy is the other way around. Search ↗
5474.440 probably something else i'm not remembering. what's up with the spoons? the souvenir spoons are like... who's using those souvenir spoons? i've never seen one of those, you know, in the wild. you give them to people older than you and then they go away forever. yeah, they get put in a box. they go in the attic or in the shed or in the storage compartment somewhere. this is from the time my friend went to boise. i don't understand a souvenir spoon, a fridge magnet i get. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
1001.500 nick, prepare yourself. does that even work? it looks like, you know in like anime when a dude sees a lady's like upskirt or something and his nose starts to bleed like this? oh yeah. that is exactly what i have going on right now. i'm shooting four beams of blood out of my nostrils. cool. this is fantastic. how is the upskirt though? yeah well maybe one day i'll, when you're older i'll tell ya. also, this uh, the dunce cap effect in my experience never goes away. Search ↗
1108.580 i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill Search ↗
1142.620 fucking devil no ghost no angels can kill angels get items devil ghost angel i like the process of elimination working your way up. you can kill the angels yeah, just drop a bomb if you have wait i have mom's knife or something yeah, travels behind you because you have the mom transformation probably really, where's that? i don't get it Search ↗
1721.240 oh yeah, i guess i would call him an honorary ninja as well. he's like a cyborg ninja or something. yeah. raiden? yeah, mark of the ninja, strider. strider's legit. strider i'll give you for sure. warframe is a ninja. warframe is the dude's name? they're all various warframes. oh. what animal are you most scared of? what about ani musha? sorry to talk about this animal thing. i forgot about it. no, i don't really care about the animal thing. that's fine. Search ↗
1766.140 you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go. Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2025.220 well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess. Search ↗
2327.720 it's wall smoth actually. wall smoth, sorry. wall smoth. swole moth. emergency contract, help from above. that's probably cool or something. give it a try, see what happens. give it a snack, it smiles right back. i was gonna say the same thing. oh god, that was pretty cool, huh? i liked it. Search ↗
2518.480 this is how i feel half of my lilith runs go. you know that joke about like, well you know women live longer than men but men want to die earlier or something like that. you know it's a joke. it's like the movie titanic or something. similar yeah. this is that run and lilith is that character. Search ↗
2536.680 i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis. Search ↗
3001.140 i like out and does a ton of damage. yeah, so i would like i definitely recommend that if you're not worried about getting a repetitive stress injury or something i'm not i play clicker heroes. i should try that true epic. what's the d20? thank you as well. d20 rerolls consumables on the grounds okay, so this this fucking dice shards pretty baller, huh? that's what i've heard yeah, but it sucks because i'm in fucking lost mode and i can't see my goddamn items. oh, right. yeah Search ↗
3129.400 is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice! Search ↗
3303.640 should have a stamp in the corner. what are edmond designed the room that just has no enemies and a single button and if you press it there's a 50% chance you get a spirit heart. that's an edmond room. room. tyrone's rooms are every single room with enemies in it. edmond's like, maybe we should do something nice for the players and tyrone's like, little bitch. why would you say that? you gotta punish the players. make more dlc, edmond. i need another, you know, uh, bmw this year. Search ↗
3421.380 now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat. Search ↗
3892.240 but uh, yeah, so so kane is no longer director of operations because i guess he lost and i'm sure there's something that's gonna happen in about like, 50 minutes when raw starts. and they'll shed some more light on the subject. can you keep us updated after you find out the new info? cause i kinda am curious. i mean, yeah! i mean, you can just watch. no, i like it better through you though. right. Search ↗
4016.240 you went for a lilith run and then you just kind of misdirected us all like you're a magician or something. you know what? it was curse of the blind, so i'm not gonna even take that shit. oh, well. unintentional magistery. yeah, unintentional snoodling. reaper's eyeball is pretty good. i'm gonna take it. reaper's eyeball is actually absolute trash. reaper's eyeball. i took it. i could have rewrote it, but i didn't. Search ↗
4095.140 i like griffin better because you can say kathy griffin better. that's true, whatever happened to that lady? she's on the b list. everybody want to do their kathy griffin impression right now? i don't know who kathy... she's that lady with red hair. i was at the store the other day! something like that. whoa! she's a gangster from the 50s? is kathy griffin here right now? whoa! i was at the store the other day. i can't... it really does just become 50s gangster every time. Search ↗
4356.720 it's from like the 80s i think or maybe early 90s. was hugh jackman in it? yeah, they're like their car breaks down or crashes or something and then they get in with some family who's having a christmas dinner and they take care of them for a while and they don't want to tell them they're thieves. is it harry and the hendersons? definitely not that. Search ↗
4376.560 he was actually a thief the entire time. he was just in a sasquatch outfit. bruce willis was a thief the whole time. it's not home alone. it's not fargo. i was gonna say fargo. it's got just enough in common. no, it's not fargo. i've seen that a few times. snowed in. that's probably it. i think it's snowed in. snowed in. something that you guys were just saying was reminding me of that movie. Search ↗
4858.220 i don't think i get it. he goes, can a corner and i'll be alright. i don't get it either. and then he always tells me it's from ready to rumble or something. it's not from ready to rumble. is that what kane says? kane is not in ready to rumble. that's the wcw movie. demon kane. demon kane, yeah. corporate kane and demon kane are different people. they, well, they're the same but you can't tell that to corporate kane because he doesn't know the difference. Search ↗
5403.500 calling me, calling me. one little voice is calling me. should be calling tyrone. why isn't there a rune of toblerone? promo rune. skype's lighting up. oh, i'm leaving some messages for tyrone here. lovers. and a dangerous space time. a dangerous time. i think i already did that. i'm scared he said he had something for me. Search ↗
5632.140 where's this raffle taking place in your chat room or something? yeah, there's like a twitch, not a twitch, but a chrome plug in that you can use. oh. that literally if people say it in chat it puts them in a different pool and then you just roll within that pool. and then i just changed it so i put tyrone zero period by accident. there we go. we got a huge... oh my god. i've never had a period so that's correct. wait, blue vagina is good right? um, it depends who you ask. yeah, don't google that. blue vagina? isn't that just ush? Search ↗
5731.860 that's a good point. there's a lot of sad people in chat. dude, i mean, they'll be happy later. let's be honest. these people aren't, you know, afterwords anymore. yeah, french could end up on g2a anyway. yeah, they're gonna throw the shit on kinguin and make 72 cents and then buy a csgo, or something. somewhere ed is crying right now, just one tear. just one. thank you, tyrone. so, i have one question before i go. what do you guys think? i really like it so far. love it. i like it. Search ↗
5915.720 gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

191.640 actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i Search ↗
269.360 hmm all right. that's that's the reality some kind of there's some fun kind of theory like the first phase it calculates your damage or something for the rest of the phases or some something or that's what i've heard there's a certain amount of hits but i mean some people like it some people don't i like it because it means you have to be consistent even during runs where you get super op and being the boss with with your dodging in and knowing the mechanics, so i think that's a positive the negative is Search ↗
527.380 i thought i'd read a tweet at one point. it said that only the first two dailies were curated, the rest were just gonna be random. it's possible, but i really feel like at least today's. unless they've just made it so that the lost has to start with holy mantle or nine lives on a daily, or something like it, i think that they've curated that much at least. so many bombs, i love it. Search ↗
553.660 i love these little rear roll machines. they break now though, which is also something that needs to happen. i have not seen that yet. yeah, i guess those are a bit strong. has his hazel bearings. i beat a run with him my first one i loaded up and i found a quad shot, so... Search ↗
574.700 so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah. Search ↗
1231.820 i'm gonna take black and then money equals powers 109 on the list. okay. oh, come on yep, so a dollar i don't see anything creepy all i see next to it was says like times 10 or something or see 10 and then okay 109 on the list hilarious well, that's what five times like 20 so it would be a 109 it'd be like up here somewhere i think it's like the second page Search ↗
1329.240 seconds or something. what if every 109 hours they released 40 new items into afterburn? forever. alright, well that sounds good for your careers. yeah at first they're like, whoa this is messed up the whole time gating thing, but then it just never stops. and then 60 years from now, edmund, you know, dies and well i guess that's it. but then they just keep coming. Search ↗
1474.400 just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know. Search ↗
1822.340 uh, mom's box? pardon me? oh, that sounds a little vulgar. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. it's no. alright, let's try mom's box. what's in the box? what's in your box, mom? oh, it's a usable item. uh... i used it, it gave me a rock. alright. little trinklets? i'm gonna reroll that in a minute. little trinklets. i like that. i think there's something with putting like, uh, lits at the end of something that sounds really weird. Search ↗
1856.460 it doesn't sound that weird. it's weird in a humorous way. i don't know man, something about it freaks me out. trying to put glitter ses in my mouth, like... geez. nick's talking about mom's box, i'm like what happened? this started the other day when somebody said daddy's cummies and i think you got really uncomfortable about it. you said it! no i didn't say it, somebody in your chat said it. nick came in his chat and he said cummies and i was like what is this guy talking about? i didn't know what he was talking about. Search ↗
2306.500 yeah, some of them are. i don't know if there's stats involved. bob's transformation turns all your tears into bob's brain and you take double damage from explosions. that's not true. and if you miss a shot, you instantly die. yeah, if you miss a shot, you're like exponential damage from explosions forever. and it deletes your save file. yeah. i'm up to 47 cents in my greed box. that seems like something. Search ↗
2340.180 moving on that was a victory that was actually really impressive. i ain't shit on that run i blame it on the first floor first of the unknown i was like how am i supposed to know how much hp? i have well it helps how much hp you start with as even what am i some kind of poor battle kind of maestro of isaac or something all right? i see the blank card. i see it guys don't worry wait. did i not? i Search ↗
2372.720 i thought i finished greed mode with isaac, apparently not. so i think this tier, like the diamond tiers, also heals you every single room when it ends. or maybe it only heals you when you go inside of an angel room or something? there's some weird stuff going on, i guess is what i'm trying to say. i'm near death, and then i almost die, and then i come back and i'm not dead anymore. i'm at full hp. i have no clue. Search ↗
2667.400 it's like when your dad makes a joke about twerking or something. you're like, alright. just last night i was saying i was gonna get it tattooed somewhere on my shoulder. and today i'm absolutely thinking i should continue with that idea. absolutely, what could possibly go wrong? i have to get a tattoo because i reached a crazy goal so i'm gonna be getting an isaac tattoo soon. you should get it on the head of your dick. yeah. i was gonna get famine riding up my shaft and pie dying my forehead tip. Search ↗
2919.680 i also got, um, not sticky bomb shots, but, um, sticky bombs? like bi uh... spider bombs that stick to things? is that ? yeah. sounds fun. okay. i'm just making sure it's like an actual thing that exists. is that the name that spider bombs that stick to things? it's something along those lines. like a josh item. it really does sound like a josh item. hello, sacred heart. come to papa. i don't know what they're like. Search ↗
3066.260 i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit. Search ↗
3848.580 there's a lap button but i can't get it, it's too far away. the joke is... no, i just like died right when you said that, sorry. oh, like... not really died, but like died and lost the building up of stuff that i had going. mmm. i had nine lives, so... i think we can... we can get a bunch of shovels in here. even if we go now. i think we'll find something on these next couple of floors. that'll be fine. Search ↗
4186.920 i you know, it's like seeing like a family member at rock bottom or something. like i don't want to see azazel in this state. or right after a car accident. exactly. i want to remember him as he was at his height. i'll wait for him to recover and then we'll he's getting a closed casket for now. yeah. and then he's gonna reanimate in three days. 109 hours. starring james franco. greed's getting that full on eve treatment right now guys. Search ↗
4340.320 fox? fox? nick, how is mom's box? oh it's warm. no but like... he dropped a trinket. it was you know small rocks. like every couple of rooms or? i forget. i only used it once and then i changed it back for something else. so it's like a space bar out? yeah. okay i would rather just buy the trinket for five cents from the shop then. we only got a loot 46 times guys. Search ↗
4618.100 that marathons like still going yeah, i hope it never ends actually me too i was watching it last night just be able to go there and be like you know i need some time to relax it's like a chill out tent or something like that bob ross is in a dark place last night he was talking about like don't paint when your feelings are dark because it reflects the pain even if you don't mean it and then he was like yeah, i'm in a Search ↗
4884.200 that is really bad. your little baby can shoot it, right? no. it's stuck on him now. i think they patched it. maybe you have monstro's lung so it takes forever to shoot. nope, nope. oh wait, what's this? i have the bullseye one. does that maybe do it? mmm. yeah, so you just, you put that bullseye like in a direction, but maybe it just doesn't actually shoot for you. no, i don't have a bullseye though. there's no reticle. that's very strange. yeah, something's broken there. i don't know quite what. Search ↗
4948.160 tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone! Search ↗
5050.880 i don't like it. alright. i don't like anything that i have to take damage to use unless it's giving me charges or something. that seems fair to me. i think buying pay to play makes sense. well, take that back. actually, i like the efame item because you can make black cards from it and it's procced by hurting yourself, so i don't know. Search ↗
5078.780 yeah, what is that baby? is that swarm protector? because i thought you had to beat stuff with lost to get that. oh, we have beat all the lost stuff. no, for me. oh, swarm protector? i think that's one of the new items they put in, isn't it? swarm protector is, uh, it's been in the game for 12 years. is it? swarm protector is best button. i'm thinking something else then. seraphim? two every fucking time. oh, the salt levels are rising! this is very intimidating. Search ↗
5395.760 it's weird to have to fight mom's heart not in the usual mom's heart room. when you're in greed mode, i mean. fuck. this is gonna be clusterfuck, man. i prefer the slow richard. is that... is that the name of something, bacon donut? i don't... it's like, it's slow dick. bacon sh slow dick. ah, yes. slow dick. i thought he was being dirty. yeah. he's like, fake donut? you're a pg stream, sir. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

23.460 nick why don't you provide me with a seed? yeah, michael al fox may join us. you wanna do something weird and play a challenge with me? no, because youtube will be very mad if i do a challenge not on the youtube file. don't do everything they tell you to do, they're stupid. they pretty much pay every single one of them. they're still stupid. uh, let's see... maggie on greed mode? uh, i don't want to be like... Search ↗
51.080 alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show. Search ↗
402.820 how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better. Search ↗
533.440 the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and Search ↗
1041.160 there is definitely like boss rush and boss hush potential going on here. boss hush? yeah. that's pretty good. did you just think of that? i think it's been in the cooker for a couple days if i'm being honest. well this is a good moment to let it go. that's what i was thinking. it's like, you know, live on the air. give it a shot. and i think if it comes back to you it was meant to be is what they say. right, that's what they say. meant to be yourself. if you love something let it go and all day long you'll have good luck. Search ↗
1227.960 you probably don't climb up the trees much, but if you're trying to like cut down a huge branch maybe. yeah, you just like a ladder or something. i don't like ladders either, man. you gotta have somebody hold it for you. i find myself on ladders occasionally, and i like, i don't trust myself on them. what was the last thing you needed to do on a ladder? probably like change a light bulb or something. oh, yeah. Search ↗
1249.340 i don't know. i guess my ceilings are lower than yours. i never need to use a ladder for that. you can stand on a chair or something instead. yeah. you can get out a little step ladder. i actually feel safer on the chair even if it's got wheels. i know that makes no sense. okay, that is like super not right. i know. it's just in my head. it's not rational. you should not use a wheeled chair as a ladder. that's like... it doesn't bother me. i never had an accident falling off one. that doesn't mean... Search ↗
1412.020 how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great. Search ↗
1444.920 maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item. Search ↗
1512.060 thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh Search ↗
1670.880 i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row. Search ↗
1864.940 dry baby is the best he's the enemy of that fight i could completely understand that you can use him as a wall in every direction if you're fast enough although it crosses up sometimes which makes it kind of ridiculous doesn't think it is david beckham or something yeah exactly okay, fuck this tower curse. this is awful. yeah it's just filling my screen full of bombs all the time, and i can't deal with it alright so i'm never taking that again Search ↗
2138.940 i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush. Search ↗
2261.740 the bible doesn't kill hush instantly, but on the bright side those definitely give you the ability to fly if that's something you're interested in it can it can do that for you maybe that'll make it easier to dodge the tears because you'll be vertically on the same plane as them instead of them flying slightly above. yeah, i maybe but i am just trying to figure out something here. no, not on the scale of like it helping on a Search ↗
2480.060 maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven Search ↗
2707.960 that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm. Search ↗
2743.720 it's like they forgot the order or something? i don't really get how that happened if that's the case. antimonum. thank you for the subscription. i mean, i don't know, doesn't that... the rules card gets unlocked from a challenge, right? i can't remember. yeah, i can't remember either. i thought it was progression based. maybe, like, runes got unlocked through challenges. maybe a rules card doesn't. i don't remember. maybe it unlocks when the angel statues break or something. it's possible. i don't recall. Search ↗
4181.600 little displeased that i had the tumor transformation along with it, but no that was gonna happen regardless. what's going on with that? you see that fingernail? it's like a sticky bomb shot or something if i'm about to die, i'm gonna jam on this d4 and hopefully come out the other side smiling that's the secret otherworldly baby's helping me out a little bit. i do have i got donkey kong tears man. these are like bananas Search ↗
4481.240 this run is like it's very interesting, but also i think like awful. it's like rubber cement tech too. well, it's d4 right so the whole run is kind of null at this point. it's just something let's just reroll this whole run now. we got mom's knife. that's much better and apparently i rerolled while shooting technology so i still have my technology tiers like shooting into the wall at random intervals so that's pretty sweet Search ↗
4562.140 so what the hell happens in that ending? yeah, you know? he wakes up in the chest outside and then he opens it and then there's like a dark spirit behind him. yeah man, he's in like, he's in purgatory or something. i smell another secret! you mean kill ncr! that's, i get it. this is a fallout new vegas reference. that's all the endings. the sign always, the sign always looks like it says kill nick but it says kill ncr. alright, there you go. Search ↗
4706.480 thank you for the anonymous $10. it says bam. and thank you to the donation from northernlions balls for $10. what would happen if you used d4 irl? i guess my refrigerator would fill up with different food or something. did you know that a garbanzo bean is a chickpea? there you go. dropping that knowledge. knowledge. i configured my tower climb buttons to work properly, so... Search ↗
4829.780 what happened on the subway? elbows or something? just slowness. they've been doing a lot of track upgrades and stuff lately. so they have to run at a fairly reduced speed. i respect it, but it's also frustrating at some times. yeah. they don't want to snap everybody's neck simultaneously, i guess. wow. i'll do that for them if they want. there you go. it's easy money. he beat me. that was rebirth? Search ↗
5306.580 did you... i just did a new control scheme altogether. yeah, that makes a difference. umm... i set store to, i guess, start or something? that's really awkward. my god, chat is erupting. who did i miss? who did i miss? lotta... kefka! eleven months in a row, holy schnikes, thank you very... and booty sweat, twelve months, oh my god! booty sweat. okay. push the... push the box! Search ↗
5498.200 bowleg the thanks for the subscription looks like i'm winning the race right now probably the best tower guy tower clan player i've ever seen in my life to be honest with you controls save oh oh well, which scared me hmm is yellow the corrosion icon or what? yeah, i think so that sounds right. oh, no, it's like a speed or something. oh Search ↗
5577.640 that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know. Search ↗
255.720 it starts sounding like the the price is right thing if you do it too much though you know i'm saying i think i'm gonna just try to make it more uncomfortable and nobody that's john cena's music i'll just start singing like happy birthday or something john cena's music. oh, yeah. well, i Search ↗
502.420 so the mud flap is actually like a selfless gesture. right, that's why you put the hot babe on it, right? so they're like, oh shit man. oh yeah, this guy's protecting me and giving me something for the spank bank. both, yeah, this guy and me both like hot babes. that's the dude i can relate to. Search ↗
908.640 it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer. Search ↗
935.980 i've never vocalized that interaction before, but i've totally had it about a dozen times, like, every day. yeah, it's common. what about, like, you know, someone asks you, like, forget what someone said or you don't know what someone said, and then they repeat it, and you didn't hear them the second time? oh yeah. and then you're just like, ahhh! you just, like, give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going, please let them not call me on what i just said. Search ↗
1936.520 got tom bergeron. hosted now. hosts america's funniest home videos now. it's like nick cannon or something. i'll always remember it as tom bergeron. i think it was bob saget. it was tom bergeron. and then i think now it's the guy who played carlton on the fresh prince of bel air. oh okay. his last name is banks. mr. banks. mr. banksy. Search ↗
2025.140 did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really? Search ↗
2162.020 tell me more about zoos. i heard the one in cleveland, no not cleveland, uh, no not cincinnati, columbus. atlanta. i heard the columbus one's pretty good. yeah? yeah. is there a zoo in new york? i've never been. yeah it's called zoo york. yeah, jz sang about it. like a skate park or something? nah it's that brand of uh, Search ↗
2204.320 yeah, that's forever 21. is it? h&m. abercrombie and fitch. everybody i know is just like, i'm scared of that sober. i like those that wear abercrombie and fitch. uh, i'd take her if i had one wish. she's been gone since last summer? yeah, something like that. you know that lead singer who died of like, uh, he died of leukemia? really? well, that's sad. yeah. it's very unsumptuous. it's definitely not not sad, i'll tell you that much. Search ↗
2311.420 maybe you actually just are. it's possible. well, you could broaden the scope of this scenario, right? and start looking at other bands with provocative titles and maybe put together what one of them could have died of something. it'd be fucking dope if freddie mercury got killed by queen elizabeth ii. let's just get that out there. Search ↗
2328.500 she was like, there can be only one queen and just fucking executed him with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. damn. something about that, you know, i didn't know freddie mercury, but i think like if he was gonna die anyway, he'd be like, i'm into it. yeah, i'd probably be into it honestly. you know, elizabeth just fucking cut my head off with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. it sounds fucking dope. in front of a crowd too. yeah. Search ↗
2482.460 it could also be like a super short range tier that blows up for another reason maybe i guess so and like a crickets body effect or something i oh my god. i didn't kill him. i just made a real tiny that was pretty cute actually number one effect if you had like an explosive tier along with it, i guess yeah, that's all right i don't know why i keep picking up retro vision. i've gotten a single fucking penny off of this wooden nickel yet Search ↗
2703.600 the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah. Search ↗
2736.100 the only time i've ever like seen a dave and busters is at pax and i'm always like man if there's one time to like not go to a dave and busters yeah, it's like probably right next to the convention center when like 40,000 people are here greed but is it sweets? did you win like a green bay packers hat or something? uh no, i mean, yeah, i mean it was fun. it was cool, but it was super fucking packed. Search ↗
3064.060 pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and Search ↗
3083.800 you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible. Search ↗
3260.260 i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole Search ↗
5652.100 i just jumped the gun at my own ass at the end. biggs, you finished creating those duck game maps? no, i still haven't. sorry. chat wouldn't know. what in the world is this? carmen sander. oh, they're like wasabi chips or something. no, it's endo. endo? yeah, it's something. i think that's something else. i want this back. get the water. ah, i guess having the fire extinguisher doesn't help you get on fire. Search ↗
5686.940 kalinator! thank you very much for the subscription. okay, this is pretty delicious. thank you. you got that dank endo? oh yeah, they're like edamame chips or something. edamame. fried edamame? it's delicious. i've never had fried edamame. alright. probably wasn't worth it. i liked it a lot. yeah, it was so good. alright, drak. i'm gonna give you your window, okay? you ready? when those grenades come out, you're about to screw yourself. Search ↗
5750.160 then every day you're like it's a yingling. that's like a christmas present every fucking day sure, that was the gift that keeps on giving i mean, i guess so there's no ain't no guess nor line it's what it's gonna be drack got robbed. no rob's not even here. yeah, rob's not here today. there's not something something. no, no that's not good Search ↗
6542.320 that's the lean on song that i know yeah, i don't know the words to this one is that it goes and i know and i know and i'm down right now, but i don't something like that keep up you up for that a rush that song is trash. i don't know. i just hear it on the radio sometimes you know what i never hear on the radio the spirit of radio the scat man. i never hear that either that's a lean on by major laser laser float on by modest mouse Search ↗
6811.360 and i would have lied. yeah, you all unilaterally just dismissed the idea. when i was in miami for one of the pbx cons, there was like a bitcoin summit happening at the same time. people were tipping taxi drivers like one full bitcoin. holy shit. it was like $250 at the time or something like that. oh, dogecoin collapsed? oh, doge. all it needs is a vote of confidence. poor doge. Search ↗
6909.800 yeah, this is pretty awesome. there's a mutator playlist for online play. that's all you wanna do? yeah, man. yeah. i have it set though with super fast ball speed and super light as a cube and then the ball is large. i think the mutator playlist will probably give us like random mutators or something. okay. wait, what kind of mutators are there? it's just like the cube mostly and like gravity. you can change the gravity and the speed of things. Search ↗
6973.960 i woke up at like 3am because kate was watching bear's t shirt ad with the sound all the way up. right next to me. what is this lady doing? why'd she do that? i don't know! she wanna wake you up? i think that might have been it. i was resentful temporarily though. how many times should i invent bear or, invent bear invite bear? like hundreds if you want. okay. i'll do two. what is kate says don't even? why don't you offer something in your own defense, kate? Search ↗
7117.780 feels like we're kicking a beach ball around which is kind of awesome actually. yeah, have you seen my beach ball? what is that? don't worry about it. you wanna see my beach ball? i don't remember that song. remember. alright, it's gonna take a little while to reacquaint ourselves with uh... moon gravity. it'll take the whole five minutes for us to get acquainted and then it'll immediately change to something totally different. no, it's gonna go in! it may go in right now. ah, i missed it! that would have been... aw. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

28.680 it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind. Search ↗
472.240 yeah, he's only got one leg, right? i just really wanted to lampshade the one leg element, because, you know, daddy's got a leg and it's here for you. so, and then i actually ended up finding brimstone, like my first devil deal, which is pretty carry. but then i had to rush through the levels with two hearts for like five floors, with just brimstone and daddy's love, but... it was pretty scary, but we got it done. i was in like 12 minutes or something. Search ↗
629.840 did you guys get larry and then monstro as your boss fights? no, actually. no, i got ragman and then something else that i killed without even paying attention. yeah, same here. i got ragman and something else. am i just on some like weird bizarre seed? i'll read you the seed again. 74 rg cteb. yeah, that's the seed i'm using. huh. i mean, i'm not even like... Search ↗
657.440 on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man. Search ↗
752.020 what do you do you actually like capture the picture of the jpeg on your cell phone and then write retweeted or something? like there's so much quality loss. how does this even happen? well, it's gone two or three layers deep, right? so somebody else needed it you grabbed it again and then you retweeted it as your own image and then it's gonna get compression loss every single time or any compression i mean, i guess i've been crisp original image. i saw a video of a guy who like i Search ↗
807.380 continue. so the premise is you watch this vhs tape, right? and it's cursed. and you get seven days to live and then the lady comes out of your tv and eats you or something, right? but we've all seen the ending of the ring. the premise is that she's a little girl that got thrown in a well. so where does this vhs tape really come into play and what does it have to do with a little girl in a well? it's like somebody filming the girl, like, the well outside. like, where's the camera even? Search ↗
924.520 tries to live and like she walks in and like her kid is watching the tv and it's just like blank and shit yeah, there's something going on with that. i don't remember too much except like a deer jumping through naomi watts's car oh wait, i remember that too. maybe i did see that. yeah oh no Search ↗
946.000 it better not be. that's where it's like, they bring in the second, you know, string cast and stuff. yeah, exactly. like, naomi watts is like, i'm not gonna do that, i've been nominated for an oscar. exactly. they bring in like, janna malone or something. and retro maniac92, thank you for the four months in a row. it's uh, you know, standard rebirth law. cursed eye soy milk on a reroll. it's bound to happen from time to time. oh, my reflection 2, okay. Search ↗
1002.120 sounds pretty dope. uhhh, is that kidney shot or something? what is...? antigrav and tractor book. oh, okay. yeah, those are weird. oh, i had that yesterday. i had that with loki's horns and it was like spazzing because sometimes it would keep my tears bundled up and then the loki's horns would stay behind. it's weird. wait, so it knows when the... the beam is only in front of you, right? but loki's horn will shoot out everywhere. how does it know what to do with the other tears? Search ↗
1293.960 i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like. Search ↗
1539.780 is there a specific build that you feel is the best equipped to handle that? like soy milk or something? soy milk's not bad, but i don't know. like lots of low damage tiers? i like range on it. i think range is important. range and hp is what i usually gun for. which i resent because i hate it outside of the fight. or don't care about it. only fight i don't mind having the marked item on. the one that you have to have the Search ↗
2577.460 i'm not gonna use glass cannon you savages. they nerfed that so hard. they did but it's still great on the lost. it's like a lost item. i feel like the loss is a lot better now. even just with the subtle changes. d4 seems to make it like... you hold r a lot less often to get something really good. yeah. double as many chances. i've been able to start with just damage items and actually pull some runs out without even like forcing the dead cat or holy mantle and stuff. okay. Search ↗
3214.480 nice, artex. rr gera! de erra! plus, it will not take kobold and nick, uh, 10 minutes or 16 minutes to beat, uh, their chest. one floor here. i think. yeah. or one shotting everything. i got spacebar items. must be because i have all the passives or something on me. yeah. no, you should be careful now. because... i i mean, i lost it because i gave away my... forget... or my d100 for the forget me now. so... Search ↗
3251.280 what if there was like, you know those like carnival games where you hit the thing with the hammer to try to like knock it into the top? like that in the chest but for dps? so if you could like hit the top of the thing because your dps is high enough it'll open up another floor or something after the chest. and then every enemy on that floor is like the hush level difficult. i thought they would do something like that or something interesting. Search ↗
3280.080 like i thought there's gonna be something with the secret rooms in greed mode where you had to like pause the waves in between to find like the next secret room that may have a chance to be open but if you like just skip through all the waves they like locked behind or something and you have to do that all the way through until you get like the devil deal and then blow the secret room and that and then it gives you like something to work towards. Search ↗
3334.160 to the wafting and then while it was paused on that level you would go and look for a secret room the next secret room in like a succession like you're unlocking a puzzle or something i gotcha, i gotcha and then you go all the way through until the last eleventh wave and then you blow through your devil deal to get like a puzzle piece or something unique to like for an unlock or something it's like freaking playing the movie cube that's kind of badass but nah there's nothing cool like that i looked Search ↗
3382.460 get him in five don't or something. it's really weird. like i'm like what's going on with these secret rooms here? and then like the ending video to greed mode shows like isaac getting boarded up behind like a wall and then you open it up and he's like a shop beggar looks like yeah, yeah, yeah, and he smiles or whatever i'm like, okay, that's like a secret room reference. like what's i Search ↗
3648.680 i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice. Search ↗
4566.380 hmm. make it rain, make it rain. believe we are out of impasse, sirs. that looks cool as hell though. what?! oh, what?! how did that hit me? it threaded the needle i guess at the top of the door frame. oh my gosh. with like a upward angle or something. oh! wow. skillful plays today. fame. go ahead. Search ↗
4593.600 oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn. Search ↗
4853.680 i just know how much you guys love rock so i thought it would be fun to make a level about it yeah, i know. i mean it's pretty good. this might take a long time. oh shit i freaking forgot which side i was on i thought it was you dying for a second you should make it like auto start like flamethrowers or something wow let's touch. let's touch. what are those feet called? i don't even know feet duck feet Search ↗
4879.180 dicks. flippers, no. flippers, yeah right? like what are those called? little ducky feet. webbed feet, they're just webbed feet or something. flappers. flappers. flappers. flappers. that's a scientific name. i mean that is a loose woman in the 1920s actually. oh yeah, what's that name? Search ↗
6013.520 i have no idea what's going on. yeah, it's very very confusing. i like that laugh, can you do that again? got a dirt bike. stuff right there. there's something good in it. i'm gonna put a rock in it. i'm gonna put my balls in it. don't put your balls in it! oh, okay. there we go. Search ↗
6140.000 been a been in the mail! i don't know how to use the sh shanagan thing here. shanana gante. that was a robism, i think. shoot it! yep. sounds like something i'd say. oh god. alright, i'm terrible. what are you all doing right now? guys, i'm screwed now! ahh! you broke my banana commando arm! that's your wife. pardon me? Search ↗
6636.580 wait, what was the score after that? was it like super even again? woah! ahh... 6, 5, 4 something? oh, geez. oh, come on! wow! alright. i tried to get him when he came out the door. oh, come on. ahh, pardle a partum a stock um blues. oh, is this the game? okay. i'm going for it. Search ↗

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478.700 you know, a song by the knack. and i'm like, come on. there's no mystery involved in this. this is my sharona. and i pick it every time. but it'll be like rap, something hip hop or rap. and i'm like, oh okay. so it's the one hip hop song in rock dance history. sure, feel good inc. i guess it counts. put it on there. yeah, i mean it's like 50 50 hip hop i guess. closer than everything else. Search ↗
992.860 why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough. Search ↗
1199.220 if that's precisely correct you know it's only because we've played so much of this game that we can be like here's my feedback on something that literally like 0.5% of players are ever going to care about yes and that's why we get so invested because we have freaking hundreds of hours playing this game it's out of love this criticism usually anyway usually i will say you know those lost challenges or dailies that start with holding mantle have been some of my favorite so far all right i have yet to play one of those Search ↗
1486.660 blue bomber i think is one of the easier ones out there. of course anything can happen. well yeah you get some bad seeds and all of a sudden something that's easy ends up real annoying. speed is fucked though. alright i'm sitting at 24 minutes on the woomex, sorry not the woomex, the deps xl. mom fight coming up, i think i can do this. Search ↗
1542.100 top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult Search ↗
1601.080 i mean it didn't seem like much of a stretch for them to do something like that so, well. you can never really predict freaking tyrone and edmund, right? i feel like there's a couple of items that fuck onan streak up as well. like it really seemed like continuum was fucking me up. oh yeah, that'll mess with you for sure. maybe it was like spectral tears as well. cause i would like shoot the poop, and it would just go through the poop and then, you know, fall to the ground and hurt me. and i'm like, oh okay. sweet. Search ↗
1972.400 and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm... Search ↗
2574.340 think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but... Search ↗
2647.560 that one could take a couple of weeks for sure. or you just reset until you get dad's key in the first room or something. i guess so, yeah. you really a glutton for punishment? did i see edmunds cryptic tweets today? no, i didn't look. yeah, he's got a tweet. he's like, the generous few have been given the key or something like that. and then there's like 0.1% of players now have an achievement unlocked called generosity. oh. very interesting. yeah. Search ↗
2675.800 i like to believe there's still something going on. might be nothing. i mean at this point, if this is just trolling, it's like, come on. yeah. if you've made the arg this cryptic, then it's not trolling anymore. it just has become the arg. it's like... it's something else, yeah. yeah, it's something else entirely. it's like if you've constructed an arg specifically to fuck with people, that is an arg. you've done it. you've become the prophecy. cool. Search ↗
2775.400 thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo. Search ↗
3072.580 and one in which you've already taken damage. fair enough. or not taken damage, you know what i mean. yeah, you're about to be in problems. yes. these are not spoilers for the daily challenges. yesterday you can't do it anymore. unless you got a tardis or something. you could like come on and step it up if you want to. but yeah, i was just thinking in the event that i'm trying to get the hush or megasaten done, deforming with polyphemus is probably not a great idea. Search ↗
3139.960 damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though. Search ↗
4073.940 why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds. Search ↗
4675.620 they're like, you know, we'll figure something out and then i like showed up for the stream and they're like no you're not supposed to be here for like another 45 minutes and then i was like, alright so we just left for like 45 minutes and then they were like, well what the hell you're supposed to be here like 45 minutes ago oh, no. i was like, alright, i'm here and they're like, well, alright well, we've lost like there was a storm or something in seattle so we couldn't stream through twitch properly and Search ↗
4750.200 it's real weird. so they're just gonna put glasses on sharkman or something. we'll be okay. how many crate blocks did you guys get that round? we're gonna need some drills to get into those. oh, i get it. it was a bit overkill to make that joke, i'm just saying. there, you saved it! look, it's old speedrunners music. you guys know we have to hate a new developer now, right? oh really? yeah, which one do you want to do today? i can't wait. Search ↗
4967.140 alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered. Search ↗
5005.000 yeah, you'd think that would have shown up. that would have been priority i would think. that's gotta be like the number one story on cnn unless lindsay lohan accidentally showed her labia again. i don't know why that's such a fuss when somebody shows their labia. it's not that bad. wait, wait. hold on, was that a thing that happened? probably back in like 2008 or something. Search ↗
5215.760 frickin' inzino man over here! anime is real. oh, okay. i know this is a reference to something, by the way. i mean, anime is real. that's true. yeah, but it's not making reference to things that are actually real. some do. some do, like cowboy bebop, for example. yeah, attack on titan. yeah. Search ↗
5238.400 does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here. Search ↗
5589.140 but then we've had like, i think we had like 10,000 the first time we played bomb game or something like that. and chat was really nice! i was like, this is this is better. how the hell do we figure out what we're allowed to play? uh, just nothing triple a, i think. yeah. yeah, but nothing too indie either, because then they get fucking furious at me! you have to find the goldilocks balance of video games, dude. it's on you. the binding of isaac. yeah, basically. Search ↗
5675.240 like, as if that means we've always changed to that or something. it came out like two days ago! i think a safe assumption for this particular show is that if you see a show of one thing, that will be reflective of the show forever. for all of time. yeah, with never having said that that's a plan or anything, just assume it. anyway, i don't like complaining about stuff like that, because i really like doing the stream. but i've been venting a little bit, so it's all good. Search ↗
5804.140 double boom! no way, dog. i got a crate block. i'm gonna come out with a new prank video soon where i just go around stabbing people at night. yeah. you should kiss them first, then stab them. right, yeah. what's up guys? it's the ghetto stab prank! oh my god. you need some kind of hook though, like the invaders or something. you gotta have your own... Search ↗
5915.940 hey, did you guys notice that i won a round? yeah, that was pretty great. i'm dead now. yeah, i see that. oh, we can make it. what is that box looking at the wall? watch that box, you don't want to stub your toe or something. shardsman, thank you very much for the subscription. i remember him from mega man 11. alright, i'm dead. there we go. so when are you guys gonna do the three hours of fallout 4 and nls sets? i already did that on monday. yeah, i did it too. Search ↗
5951.680 we did it separately because it's not multiplayer, but if it was that'd be cool, too that'd be awesome. maybe when the mods come out i keep meaning to play fallout 4 but instead i just draft you seriously need to go to like magic the gathering anonymous or something it's a fairly healthy. they just take away your magic cards. that's all we do. whoa my magic cards not in my backyard Search ↗

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