Quotes about “cheeses”
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1645.000
okay, sir. it's strange. i get it. you want your meat. and then you got like two more things after that. everyone else is sitting there like, oh my god. so you don't want this guy to get whatever he wants? i want there's an unwritten rule. if there's a lineup at the deli counter, you get one, two kinds of meat max. i never heard of that rule. that's dude. that is just the unwritten rule of the deli counter. i've never heard of that. how many cheeses did he get too? barren, we're gonna need to write it down for scumbags like you. i well
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1672.520
maybe, because i never heard of it. how many cheeses? i mean, i don't get a whole lot of bunches of oats at the counter, you know? you just getting the prepackaged shit? no, no, no, no, i get whatever i want, you know, i usually get two meats. two meats? do you put both meats on the same sandwich or do you mix up it? yes, i do. i goddamn do. you know what? if you're grocery shopping at like 1pm on a tuesday, you get two meats, you get four meats, see if i give a shit. you will.
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7575.420
with the egg farm. now there's too many of those. there's like, you go down the road, there's like an egg cetera, that's like a little chain and then you know, whatever other ones there are. thanks. whenever i see like an egg focused restaurant, i'm just like, i don't want to eat there. wait, like an omelet focused restaurant? what do i care? i can get omelets anywhere. are your omelets particularly good? well, you got special eggs? i doubt it. you have good cheeses though.
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7603.280
yeah, but any place can have good cheeses. the place isn't called like, extweezit or something like that. i hope it's not called that. yeah, but uh, it's named after the eggs. like who cares? eggs are eggs, dawg. where is matt to save mouse? but now matt's gags is the man. i wish it was here. he could be our fourth and we would just like all not have to play and we'd still win. it's a center. it's a center. it's been centered. wow.
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9604.640
yeah, yeah, gorgonzola is pretty good. i'll always be in for some gorgonzola. you know what i'm not in for? is brie. never liked brie. what? yeah, i'm not a brie fan. i'm not into brie. it's a very mild cheese. i didn't like it at first. i learned to like it. i don't know. i just, i've never got into brie. i think i'm past the point where i'm gonna be into brie. brie is the mildest of all cheeses. it's just, it
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5203.820
onion. fucking onion is number two?! what?! onion. i love the smell of you cooking some onions and onions in a pan. they smell delicious, man! so when my bro and i were making our super nachos and gourmet grilled cheeses, i caramelized up some freaking onions and we were both talking about that's what they do at some like restaurants, comedy clubs, whatever. they'll cook onions in the back just because it makes people like, oh shit, i'm hungry. i want to eat.
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2835.840
i would say that on cheeses, on the cheese tier list, a baked brie is like a solid b. it's like a hundred times better than american cheese. yes, that's it's a logarithmic scale where american cheese is a one. brie is like a seven. like that's pretty good though, right? yeah, brie is good, man. alright. hi, lin! what's your least favorite cheese? and why is it swiss?
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2864.460
no, get out of here! swiss is my least favorite. why is no, you haven't eaten enough cheese. swiss is my favorite. oh, i mean, i guess there are some like you're right, you're right. i don't like very many stinky cheeses. that's what i was thinking, is like yeah. but like the normal cheeses. don't don't listen to me, i'm just you know what, josh? i'm letting you work through it. no, no, no.
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3069.120
oh, never mind. swiss cheese has like... it's got such a mild taste that you're just like, is there cheese? is there not cheese? i don't know. no, that's provolone! dude, that's not provolone. you're getting your cheeses confused, man. you're getting my fist in your butt pretty soon. you're gonna fist my butt? yeah, i'm gonna fist your butt. dude, it's too far. gouda? i'm very pro gouda, absolutely. you think it's gouda? i think it's better than swiss. i think it's alright.
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4741.940
i'll rank the third one cheeses rank the charlie and the chocolate factory children. oh from the 90s. well, yeah on what on what pretense like just best to worst or worst to best yeah best to worst you can draw your own conclusion veruca salts the worst
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4976.900
that's respectable. i mean, we're all white here. we all love mayo. that's just how it works. i'm extraordinarily racist. i don't love mayo. but we also love cheese. i like miracle whip. very true. and i don't like all cheeses. yours was just wrong, man. i like the easy cheeses. don't give me that fucking like, smelly shit. not like cheez whiz. you ran right in front of me though. oh yeah, not cheez whiz. i'm not a fucking carpathian.
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725.260
that's as far as you're willing to go. anything more two cheeses, you're out. create a plausible situation that doesn't involve like someone who owns a daycare. that someone would need four meats. oh, you're making a party platter. they sell pre made party platters. you're gonna make your own party platter? it's cheaper sometimes to buy it from the deli instead. well i suppose if you're not counting the labor cost and the uh, you know, the horrible lack of sales worth you're inflicting on the kroger man behind the deli.
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994.900
and if they're like, we're making our own homemade party platter, i'll be like, no, sorry, we got them over there. three meats, man. yeah, that's what delis need is more bureaucracy. come on. nl two meats, two cheeses? i'll accept it. i think you could get a valid reason for two meats, two cheeses, even though the work for the deli man is the same. i'm making deluxe subs? nah, fuck you.
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10381.480
case idea case idea right we were more versatile you can put stuff on top of them yeah, someone was arguing that grilled cheeses are far more versatile, but i was like what can you really first off? don't say it like that. did you weird me out? versatile what he would you very style thing it's boogie cast you say versatile i actually got a bounce. i gotta go prep all right fair enough. thank you guys it was funny cd
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379.820
for a new experience that i don't know if i'm gonna like. that seems ridiculous to me. well, that's how you gotta get, that's how you gotta get like a mac and cheese as a meal. because very much like poutine, there are various variations on mac and cheese that make it its own self contained meal. but then if i order a bacon mac and cheese, lobster mac and cheese. i know the variety of macs and or cheeses. but
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