Quotes about “centerfold”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸29⧸18]
- 10506.700 the suspense, you never know how it could end. somebody call up ksi. and what if they could flip the pots of boiling water over and they landed on the side they're supposed to be on? then they'd add. using centrifugal force. yeah. yeah, that'd be badass. i'd watch that. a magazine that should never have a nude centerfold. reader's digestion or nintendo power. dude, waluigi. whoever said reader's digestion actually answered like two prompts at once. Search ↗
- 10534.820 he's like, what's the name of a magazine that doesn't exist but should? and should it have a nude centerfold? you really want to see fucking bowser's cock chat? come on. absolutely. he's got like an oily fucking taint. you don't want to see that. dude, you know, okay, you can already see bowser's cock and all of them on the internet. at least stop saying cock. they really do want to see it though. bowser's cock! they want to see it. you're going the same direction on that one, huh? Search ↗
it do be shittin_ tho - Bits and Banter _09_12_2022_
- 272.60 and some don't. is it? i think so. how the hell, what kind of calendar do i have that is relaying that information to me though? i don't understand. or do you think it's the case that they just look at every goddamn holiday they can find just to fill it up and make it more interesting? that's my pinup calendar. what? mouthy is a centerfold. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸6⧸15]
- 9183.720 i don't know shaggy i have just one thing to say to you to embalm the chicken that didn't make it gets 74% both of them are laughy taffy rapper jokes though a magazine that should never have a nude centerfold readers digest or oprah Search ↗
- 9212.720 i'm going to stop the quick flash. i'm using a tactical code here wow on wow i just would have a worse nude centerfold Search ↗
its mini me_ - Bits and Banter [05/17/2023]
- 2363.46 like you're talking about jay geils' band, centerfold. you're saying like years go by, i'm looking at a girly magazine and there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between? is that what you're trying to say? you're suggesting that perhaps your blood runs cold or something? oh, you got me! jade's shirt is a great color. thank you, i appreciate it. this morning, you know, we fully transitioned to summer wardrobe here lately because the weather's been amazing. Search ↗
_chai tea_ - Bits and Banter [03/25/2024]
- 6333.74 and there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 6353.00 angel is the centerfold, slipped me notes under the desk while i was thinking about her dress. i was shy, i turned away before she caught my eye. the power's shaking in my shoes whenever she flashes those baby blues. something had a hold on me when angel passed close by. Search ↗
- 6371.76 those soft, fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch. to see her in that negligee is really just too much. my blood runs cold and my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold. angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold. my memory has just been sold. oh yeah, angel is the centerfold. na na na na na na. Search ↗
- 6440.54 my memory has just been sold my angel is the centerfold angel is the centerfold my blood runs cold my memory has just been sold Search ↗
- 6453.12 my angel is the centerfold. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. all right. all right. one, two, three, four. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. that's unity, baby. i didn't even have to doubt it. i knew he was coming in. Search ↗
are bert and ernie gay_ - Bits and Banter [04/09/2024]
- 7393.34 and there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 7412.56 angel is the centerfold, slipped me notes under the desk while i was thinking about her dress. i was shy, i turned away before she caught my eye. the power's shaking in my shoes whenever she flashes those baby blues. something had a hold on me when angel passed close by. Search ↗
- 7431.36 those soft, fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch. to see her in that negligee is really just too much. my blood runs cold and my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold. angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold. my memory has just been sold. oh yeah, angel is the centerfold. na na na na na na. Search ↗
- 7500.16 my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold, my angel is the centerfold, my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 7512.72 my angel is the centerfold. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. all right. all right. one, two, three, four. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. that's unity, baby. i didn't even have to doubt it. i knew he was coming in. Search ↗
one must imagine sisyphus happy - Bits and Banter [04/16/2024]
- 7745.46 and there's my home room angel on the pages in between. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 7764.76 angel is the centerfold, slipped me notes under the desk while i was thinking about her dress. i was shy, i turned away before she caught my eye. he'd power shake it in my shoes whenever she'd flash those baby blues. he'd soften and hide a hold on me when angel passed close by. Search ↗
- 7783.36 those soft, fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch. to see her in that negligee is really just too much. my blood runs cold and my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold. angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold. my memory has just been sold. oh yeah, angel is the centerfold. na, na, na, na, na, na. Search ↗
- 7852.18 my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold, my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 7864.76 my angel is the centerfold. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. all right. all right. one, two, three, four. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Search ↗
sell me this sub - Bits and Banter [04/29/2024]
- 1774.62 mr. sun, sun, mr. golden sun hiding behind a tree. these little children are asking you to please come out so we could play with you. sorry, it's my child's favorite song. it's that and centerfold by the jay giles bands, which is very awkward. Search ↗
- 1798.18 cause when we sing along to it in the car, i'm like, they don't really swear, but like i'm not sure if this is the kind of song that i should be singing out loud to my child. years go by, i'm looking through a girl in a magazine and there's my home room angel on the pages in between my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold Search ↗
- 1828.76 angel is the centerfold, slipped me notes under the desk when i was thinking about her dress. i was shy, i turned away before she caught my eye. here's my problem, and i'm not trying to put the system on trial here. i don't like... so, the centerfold is a song about a horned up dude in the jay giles band, buys a girly magazine, a playboy for example, a hustler penthouse. Search ↗
- 1855.24 fat bottom booties, barely legal. i don't remember what the rest of them are called. it's been a while since i've been in a gas station. anyway, either way, he opens up the centerfold and it's his ex classmate from like high school. and he's like, my blood runs cold. my memory has just been sold. my angel is a centerfold. but at the end of the song, he seems to think that just because she is like a nude model Search ↗
- 6160.30 and there's my home room angel on the pages in between. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold, my angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 6179.56 angel is the centerfold, slipped me notes under the desk when i was thinking about her dress. i was shy, i turned away before she caught my eye. he'd probably shake it in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues. something had a hold on me when angel passed close by. Search ↗
- 6198.08 those soft, fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch. to see her in that negligee is really just too much. my blood runs cold and my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold. angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold. my memory has just been sold. oh yeah, angel is the centerfold. na na na na na na na na na na na. Search ↗
- 6267.06 my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold, my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 6279.64 my angel is the centerfold. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. all right. all right. one, two, three, four. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. that's unity, baby. i didn't even have to doubt it. i knew he was coming in. Search ↗
so you_re taking another vacation - Bits and Banter [05/16/2024]
- 7179.34 and there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold, angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold. Search ↗
- 7198.60 angel is the centerfold, slipped me notes under the desk while i was thinking about her dress. i was shy, i turned away before she caught my eye. power was shaking in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues. something had a hold on me when angel passed close by. Search ↗
- 7217.36 those soft, fuzzy sweaters too magical to touch. to see her in that negligee is really just too much. my blood runs cold and my memory has just been sold. my angel is the centerfold. angel is the centerfold. my blood runs cold. my memory has just been sold. oh yeah, angel is the centerfold. na na na na na na. Search ↗
- 7286.14 my memory has just been sold my angel is the centerfold angel is the centerfold my blood runs cold my memory has just been sold Search ↗
- 7298.72 my angel is the centerfold. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. all right. all right. one, two, three, four. na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. that's unity, baby. i didn't even have to doubt it. i knew he was coming in. Search ↗