Quotes about “carrots”
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he's a hack man. you think gene hackman is hugh jackman's dad? i think we've talked about that before and i forgot. gene hackman and hugh jackman. ah, she's the female carrot head. well, okay first off it's carrot top. carrot top? not carrot head. she does have red hair though, but carrots have green hair, so. that's like calling somebody a rock tinto. you don't call him a carrot head?
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i'm not another one. guard you! $50, here's some veggies. i can buy a lot of carrots now. oh my gosh, you guys are so awesome. this is... celtic andy, thank you for the subscription as well. you don't need to give me double digits, triple digits. i'm just happy you're here.
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just unfortunate that whenever i'm at a vietnamese restaurant, i always get pho. can't blame you, pho's pretty good. hey, this is delicious. what's in it? i have no idea. oh, okay. cilantro, i'll tell you that much. okay. cucumber, julienne carrots, some kind of meat, onions, i think, maybe dog food? trying to place this meat. that's not a ringing endorsement saying it tastes like dog food after you just said it tastes good. i'm not saying, i mean, it's like artisan dog food.
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it's like cars, but off road. that's a oh that's moto cross. yeah, that's most motive. it's mojo jojo who made your ass that's hard to keep clean kitchen? it's always getting like peeled carrots and stuff everywhere. yeah, and piss mmm. stop pissing in your carrots all right bedroom. oh lacrosse is native american okay if bedroom beat kitchen there's no justice in this world, but luckily it didn't
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says get three kinds of whole grain bread, five kinds of meat, four kinds of cheese, only mustard, baby spinach, julienne carrots, hot peppers, and toast that bitch. that is a sandwich. that's true. you don't need to go to the deli counter to get all those. the hot peppers are in a jar in the condiments section. the bread, you can go to the bakery and just i don't think that's what he was saying. egg, you know. thank you so much, gravecactus. you're my hero. will you be my hero?
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but yeah, the bananas uh carrots too actually as well like we traditionally eat the orange carrots but uh those are oh yeah you get like white carrots and fucking black carrots and stuff those those are the originals and then we cross spread them we genetically modified them yeah actually this is great the the anti evolution argument against me is always like dogs and cats you're like what you ever seen a fucking wolf
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was it? dogshit lost, thankfully. thank god. 80 to 20. i wanted to vote for it too, because i understood that prescription. it's just like, i can't do it. akamasamune, thank you for the subscription as well. tom hanks shanks and michael cera carrots.
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i mean eclairs are delicious. tom hanks, janks... michael cera carrots? yeah. alright, do your best salmon impression one, but all the player votes went to strip bear on a dare and eat an eclair. that's fun, i mean... i would have voted for the eclair myself, honestly. that's why i answered that one. a terrible talent to have for the miss america pageant. can fart backwards while singing, or best rapper in des moines. how do you fart backwards?
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johnny depp's white chocolate syrup, 58 to 42. thank you. alright, fair enough. that wasn't my story, so i don't know how it goes, honestly. that's fair enough. an item on every pervert's grocery list. zucchini, carrots, eggplants? or a big black dildo? see, why is the dildo gotta be black? i don't know. it's bigger than i.
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yeah, it's got more girth to it. no it doesn't. it's just the color of the dye, baby. you know, it's a visual effect. the color of the dye dye dye. oh no. it's high noon. i don't play mcrae anymore. last grey wolf. we won by like 72%. there you go. zucchini, carrots, eggplants, question mark.
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4053.800
hey i'll just take a second to say thank you to nelly for the 569 tip. three years get three carrots and so into marriage nobody live in average everybody jang alang nobody live in savage everybody got change even the paper boy deliver out the back of a range. thank you very much nelly. uh, shibixie also with the 369 says, NL never shouts me out for six months i'm in the lion pride now maybe you'll say something nice i really appreciate it thank you shibixie.
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i'm living the dream really. i cannot ask for much more. pat ourselves on the back too hard here. i'm very thankful for this. the downside is you know hackers hack into our fridge and make our carrots go bad six days before they're actually supposed to go bad. it's fucked up about the carrots. damn it. carrot refrigerator hackers.
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think you have to get like a giant engraver to engrave on a tombstone that big or just a regular sized engraver with like a ladder or something he loved his rabbit so much he did it himself. he's bringing another carrot to it. is that enough carrots? yeah, they need a whole batch of carrots for this. did rabbits eat a lot? bugs bunny style. i can't would vertical horizon sing about there being a gray sky one of these?
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