Quotes about “carbon”
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it's just don. oh god. bruce willis does travel through time in disney's the kid. there you go. if you say so. we'll agree to disagree. i haven't actually seen disney's the kid. i haven't seen it. we don't just call it the kid, it's gotta be disney's every time. it's disney's the kid. i don't want you to get it confused with the other kid based movies. i feel like i'm doing no damage. the sixth element is carbon you fuck boy. i'm not gonna answer whether or not the kid plays it himself.
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i hate good games. and i get angry when people like good games and i want them to stop playing them because they're good. is that true, nick? no. none of that is true. oh. i thought you were telling me the truth there. no pressure, nick. why does everybody like carbon so much and use it for every one of their metabolic processes and then eight years later, hey, whoa, finally got around to digesting some carbon this weekend. it's pretty good. anybody else heard of it?
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oh, you're gonna put clank ahead of bb 8? yeah, clank's number two on the list while he's first, r2d2's third. this is such fucking bullshit, dude. put the star wars shit together in one place. this is a guy... oh, what's your favorite element that you consume for energy? water? nick's the guy who says anything but carbon. oh. nick, did you say anything but carbon? no, i said water. carbon's a little overrated.
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good films. what's the best rocky movie to start at, other than one? hey, whichever one's not on sale, if you're asking me. two's pretty good. well, one is clearly the best of my rocky films. well, he said not one. other than one. oh, it was the best rocky film other than one? what's the best element that isn't carbon? everybody's got you. you ask every 100 people, you're going to get 99 different answers. you're probably going to get silicon most of the time, i would imagine. what are you talking about? it's tungsten.
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i have one of your human bagels, please. i desire carbon based foodstuffs to continue my organic existence. aren't all foodstuffs carbon based, i would imagine? all bagels are human bagels. this is a... of course. okay, alright, i was just making sure. i mean, i don't know. i thought so. i wouldn't imagine that there would be...
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i mean, you eat silicates sometimes. if you eat like, shellfish. if you eat a sausage, that shit's not carbon based. you're probably right. bagel. bless you. thank you. you're welcome. bagel! can i have a bacon bagel please? with extra bacon bits.
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was he trying to smuggle lizards through socks? yeah, he was trying to put the lizards inside of socks, because, you know, socks cannot be penetrated by x rays. and then people are like, what's up? you gotta wrap it in carbon paper, which also doesn't stop the x ray either. this suitcase is moving. and then they x rayed it, and they're like, yeah, it looks like there's a bunch of snakes or something in there. that's fucked up. that's really strange. i want that to be today's photoshop challenge, draw lizards inside of socks. i shouldn't have done this.
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if you haven't been outside regularly for a while, you might be like, pokemon go is magic, it's helping me re experience humanity. you gotta have a little bit of an element of also, everybody wants to kill me and yeah, exactly, like my carbon is worth something to everything out here.
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c o 2! it's easy cause you're beautiful. doo doo doo doo doo! and i'm gonna keep on c o 2. it's really good! it never stops. oh here's one. c o 2! doo doo doo! cause i'm c o 2! i'm carbon dioxide! c o 2!
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congratulations, you're the new canadian prime minister. we're gonna offer you a four year contract at $800,000 a year and if you bring carbon emissions down by 10%, you got a performance bonus in here as well. just do a lottery. even better. well i mean technically you do win money because you get a salary, which would be... the canadian prime minister's what, $300,000 or $400,000 a year? something like that. not too shabby.
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is fucking morty actually done in vancouver? he's partly done in vancouver, baby! who is this? come back. turant. turant. yeah, but where do they make samurai jack? because that's all i care about. i don't know, sounds like japan. sounds like high carbon. a strategy, by the way, is to blow up every single generator in the entire game. samurai jack is amazing! i'm just fucking with you. is this? is it a beautiful show? it really is. nick! i can't wait for the new one. what's up? please!
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8510.540
everyone's like, you know, it's just water right? imagine your reaction when i tell you that all food is just like fucking carbon rearranged in a different... i hate that. ...different uh... chiral forms. it's not just carbon though, right? chirocedro forms. there's like hydrogen in it as well. maybe some oxygen sometimes. probably like on a regular basis, yeah.
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8531.960
but your body only cares about that dank ass carbon, man. well, and like all the minerals. and all the vitamins, but you know, apart from that. mostly carbon. you guys gonna do? we talk about virality a lot. we never talk about chirality.
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