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maybe tubby? tubby might be the word that i would use, man. in full camo and a porn stash. you know what's great is how you guys loaded in before me so there's this creepy bloody naked cannibal picking up my son and walking away while i'm on the ground and you guys are just like walking around in the aisles like we can't see him yeah i know
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oh my god, you guys are so strong! yeah, two massive logs. oh dude, look at the turtle! nick, murder it! cannibal holocaust his ass. oh yeah, sure. there you go. oh yeah, that turtle's dead now. oh, i took its back off! ew! yeah, you're gonna take off lots of parts of the... ugh, i took its back off! okay, so i'm gonna place down this cabin.
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you can also make your own effigy out of their body parts. this is like mathis's life right here. i'm watching a dude who looks like mathis chop down a virtual tree. it's like a window into the life of what he lives every day. oh, that's a cannibal. it's somewhere. he just screamed something. do i not want to keep taking logs then? no, you keep taking logs until it's a problem.
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just stay together roughly, i don't want us to like... there are protected species you assholes! there's cannibals right here, i see it! where, where, where, where, where? uh, ryan almost just walked into him. okay, uh... he ran away. you talking about that guy? that's a freakin', that's not a cannibal, that's a dogman! fuck! it's a oh there's a slash him! don't hit each other! i'm trying not to. he like one shots you by the way, so... oh, that's great news!
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but yeah, no, we can make effigies. but it requires like... like good effigies require like 25 human heads. i didn't even think the cannibal had a donger. did he eat it? yeah, he probably did. i picked up his entire torso and threw it into the foundation of our house, so... telltale hearted. yeah, who's the cannibal now, you little bitch? yeah.
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there's also some berries and shit over here. but you could also start a fire and we could cook up some nice delicious cannibal eggs. soda gives me water, right? i heard a young girl laugh.
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i'm starving when i got off of that being resurrected plane. yeah so is it just no safety in this game at all? it's pretty hard there's a lot of oh boy. okay. there's a cannibal right there. she wants my dick shit i didn't pick up my whacker. can i use a leg? yeah, just pick up somebody's leg man. you can i'm sorry, i broke the fire. oh i hit the fire with my leg
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alright, i think the game wants me to hit ryan with a rock. oh place out the heart pick him up. oh boy, oh, dear. okay. what is happening? there's just cannibal shredder us any succeeding. he is succeeding you ever see the movie the descent says that feels like this but outside yeah
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how do you make an axe? you make it a stick and a... yeah. oh shit, i have to eat. i'm almost dead. yeah, stick, stone, and rope makes an axe. stick, stone, and rope makes an axe. um, i just heard of cannibal lady. where are you cannibal lady? don't give me the holocaust. where are you cannibal lady? is there like a weight limit? oh, he's a major problem.
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your primary motivation and now you're standing awkwardly in front of the cannibal stealing the child. taking all this fucking soda, don't even question it. hey, that's not fair, i'm not awake yet! you should've hit the button to skip, man! move! out of the way! i'm waking up, jesus christ! press the space bar and it's all black. i gotta look at my hands for a while, that's important. oh, there we go. it looked like i was touching your bald head. waking up. stupid pictures. oh, fox is the bald one, i think.
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alright, you guys keep chopping, i'll carry the logs back. that's no problem. these certainly take longer to chop down than the other trees did. uh, did you hear a cannibal? yeah, i did actually. oh! watch out, watch out, watch out guys! watch out, watch out, watch out! there's wolves. there's wolves now. no, no, you see these guys? yeah, i see them. don't mess with them, they can kill you. i kill a rabbit though, i think i can kill just about anyone. oh, they're coming in! okay, here, we gotta attack them together. oh, oh! do the death blow!
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thirsty friends. watch out. guys, guys, i got a cannibal right by me by my timber tree. alright, we don't need any more logs. we good on logs now. okay, i ended up with two extra then. okay, um, father. oh! i told you. fox, run man! just do this like it's a gang initiation. right in the groin. oh yeah, there you go. nice, good job, squad. make a circle of death. this game's a little too easy. why don't we make two shacks? we've got enough wood. you wait.
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it's almost dawn, so like, you know, take your time. yeah, you know what, cannibal, you go out and catch him on the way back, ideally. i'm not afraid of cannibals. cannibals are afraid of me. ah, it's the sunrise. what a beautiful experience. i'm a killing machine, alright? i killed this cannibal, killed a bunch of rabbits. fuck you next, ryan. time to begin our next day, i guess. i'm sleeping.
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yo, you've gone too far, man. no, i'm not that far, to be honest. it's kind of... oh, a tennis ball. i wonder how big this map is in total. you see that mountain over there? yeah, you wanna throw a football over it? you can climb it. i bet you can't. i bet you cannot. that looks like a skybox mountain. nick, what if you came back and i was the cannibal? i'd be so confused. what do you want me to do now? i got the turtle shell. alright, we're gonna go over to the water collector. where? frying pan.
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you can drink water from atop this little waterfall and it's clean. i can't wait till the sun sets and you're trapped out there, fox. i'm gonna come back. this is literally the best day. the shadow is actually just a picture of a grill. am i at the cannibal base? i didn't see no cannibals yet, so... hit it with your axe? i feel like that's a terrible idea. why would i hit it with my axe? there's a noose here! brainy218, thank you very much for the subscription. ryan, should i hit this with my axe? what would happen? just do it once, see what happens. nothing. oh, then that's good.
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why is no one reacting to it? i already tried to kill one. oh my... i am so mad at michael a. alfonso. did you get knocked down? yeah, get out of here! i gotcha, i gotcha, i gotcha, i gotcha. why are you... go back to the base you scumbag! that wasn't me that knocked you down, there was a cannibal! no i know, but we're in danger zone! we gotta go back to the base! you guys didn't have to come here, i am perfectly... yeah, they're coming here to get some engaging content! every time you're around me...
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no, maybe like one less cloth or something? remove... nah, i got it, fox. don't worry about it. roo roo roo roo. oh, fuck. if you have too many bones, you won't see the little cog. that's true about life, too. also, there's a shit ton of sticks over here, like all the saplings. oh my gosh. okay, there's a cannibal up this hill. i'm so ready. we need the bones. you ready to kill this deer? oh, yeah, man, if you can kill a fucking deer, you kill one.
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i guess i'm supposed to like re invite him to the call then or he's oh he's gonna come back. what's this? holy fuck. i got coins. i didn't know there was a currency system. yo you see this shit boys? cannibals and prescription drugs! can we talk about the fact that this one cannibal has six limbs attached to his back? that doesn't surprise me. ooh a tennis ball? woah. the walking physics let you walk up some very odd things in this. no bird you don't want any part of this! bird's just dumb it doesn't know what it wants.
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uh, no, you just put them on the drying rack and they'll, like, cook. they'll be fine. yeah, well, you'd already have dehydrated them then. you tell me i can just hang up a bunch of cannibal arms. yeah, and then they'll cook on the drying rack. they'll be perfectly fine. i found a blueberry bush, but i couldn't harvest them. i could only eat them. is there another button that it's not telling me about? um, no, you gotta equip your, um, uh, little, um... you have, like, a berry rod? seed collector. if you have two rabbit, um, rabbit skins, combine them.
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i feel like you're ready to do that for pretty much any reason. give me your spear, i'm gonna cut the treehouse down. the eff no. alright well, foxy cut the treehouse down. don't you dare. we'll ostracize you man. whatever, i can survive without you guys. i'll take you to the cannibal, come by at night and steal your shit off the drying rack. you're gonna get molotov so hard.
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there's an invisible wall that stops you. it's like a skill testing question when you want to sign up to a new website. it's like, if you can't do this, we don't want you. or you're a robot. in this case, we don't want you or you're a cannibal. it's so weird how many cannibals we killed last time and how few there are this time. they're scared of our shit! i would be too, honestly. yeah, at night time. but they'll start coming, like, for every day that passes, they send more guys and smarter and tougher animals.
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josh, you're gonna love this game. yeah? you might not love the start of it when you get in a plane crash and die. you don't die, your son dies. your son gets kidnapped by a cannibal. oh, that's weird. he's dead though. is he okay? well, you don't know he's a cannibal at the time. so i click join game and the forest goes not responding. oh, okay. now it comes back. it's fine. this one's called fatal island version 2.
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i like you know where you're going i can't see anything you just go up go up anything up you gotta see and find the rope that's why i peed on the rope so that we can find it with our noses all right let's cover the the pit now with a bunch of rocks how do you think i wish we could chop this shit up we spent like i say down there i see that there's two homes how do you get more homes now those are the cannibal homes
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oh can we go visit wait oh wait homes oh no no no those are the beach there's a turtle beach look at the beach look at the beach and i just left yeah man yeah this beach i know this beach oh there's a freaking cannibal on it he's running at the end of rocky 3 the cannibals love this beach it's really a brick wait where's the air i have he ran away but he's still you can sort of see him out there in the distance
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nick, you're not in the room. no, i'm aware. the door closed with me on the other side. so, scary brian is about to get killed. why don't you just go in? oh, we're in the corner of the left and right walls. that's actually a good place to be. thank you, cannibal stalker. why do you guys keep letting the door close? they don't give you very long. get your ass in there. i'm not in a rush. well... i'm at a rush. yeah, josh is in a rush. he quit. get it, get it, get it going. sound like porky pig.
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there we go. ow, ow, ow! call me the tin cannibal. cause i'm gonna eat ya. i'm just slowly rolling backwards here. alright. is that where we're at? we're hamboning now? hamboning. rob. i'm... ugh!
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got another we got a stick fight over here double leather daddy death match rusty we got tron versus cannibal corpse over here austin is you hear us talking about would you push the button to electrocute a person on death row? would i like is there a reason though like is it? you hear the monster mash in your head for the rest. oh, okay. i mean i
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well, the coin is probably un cannibal now. there's the sweet spot. there's the sweet spot. oh, he's gotten it! oh! he's free! okay, that was brilliant. well played. that was all instinct, dude. like, i let my animal self take over and just guide me. was it your horse self? it's the intro. ice... ice is so nice.
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i've heard of it, but i've not like, i don't know anything about it. it's a movie about a cannibal. he's another me, he doesn't watch movies. yeah, i was gonna say, now you're sounding like austin. yeah, i don't, like, as soon as you talk about movies or music, i'm just like, completely lost. wait! oh, that explains why you were confused about this one. the advice a couples therapist would give to captain america and bucky. have you tried yoga? or try not to put up an emotional shield? ohh... okay.
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yeah, that's true. oh, it's called we are what we are. we are what we are cannibal. we thought we are. let go of the head man. the grinder. the hat's being ground. oh, ground pound town. grounded grinded. love it. and twist runs.
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oh, i don't want this you want to run to me. how was that by the way rob? what the cannibal movie? that's pretty gross eating of the human flesh was it a documentary or was it no no okay? i thought i'm gonna show people's faces when they eat flesh oh
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