Quotes about “canada's worst driver”
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5058.76
if i'm accepting myself, i think on amazing race you go dan josh. on chopped, you send mouth. i'm trying to think of a reality show for everybody involved. sir tiger? i would lose on all of them. i don't think you would lose on all of them. name one i would not lose on. canada's worst handyman. canada's worst driver. oh dude, american idol. i'm not a good singer. well, you're out of all of us.
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1265.94
dude, that would be a sick prank to pretend to be insNLy bad at driving but then actually be like amazing at driving once you get on canada's worst driver. be like, yeah, i get into accidents all the time. but then like, once you get on canada's worst driver, they're like, okay, we're gonna have you go through this like obstacle course in reverse. and then you just go, zzzz.
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1298.34
the other great thing about canada's worst driver is in so many events they have like a cutout pedestrian like pop out of a wall or something and then you have to swerve to avoid them. i would say one in three people when the cut they know that the cutout is gonna pop out. one in three people though as soon as they see the cutout just go ahhhh and then just be like speed up and smash it. it's kind of a scary
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2732.70
you're not going to see any like cool pit maneuvers or something like that, but you'll be safe in the vehicle. you'll arrive at your destination unperturbed. i would not be on canada's worst driver, absolutely not. i'm not saying i'm canada's best driver. like if it was like black ice and i slammed on the brakes, like i don't know if i could stop a controlled slide, okay? maybe i could. i did grow up driving in the winter. i'm canada's most average driver.
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2772.76
i might be vancouver's best driver, that's true. i didn't really think about that. sell all my fish. i'd like to repair my boat as well. canada's worst driver? you mean nicolas latifi? bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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1902.94
on december 23rd, two days before christmas without their passenger being forced to grab the grammy handle that's on the side of the dodge caravan. that would be something i would watch, man. i'd get out of bed for that. that's canada's worst driver.
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1924.38
true, but canada's worst driver is scary for me. because there are some people that are just bad at driving, but then there's always one 26 year old dude who's just like, yeah, i've been in 80 accidents this year. no, i'm not going to stop texting and driving. and i'm like, this guy shouldn't be on tv. he should be in prison or something. ooh, did you see that near miss? i still get a rush of adrenaline when i nail a parallel parking spot in vancouver. it feels so good.
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4436.36
dude, that would be a sick prank to pretend to be insanely bad at driving. but then actually be like amazing at driving once you get on canada's worst driver. be like, yeah, i get in accidents all the time. but then like, once you get on canada's worst driver, they're like, okay, we're gonna have you go through this like obstacle course in reverse. and then you just go, zzzz.
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4468.76
the other great thing about canada's worst driver is in so many events they have like a cutout pedestrian like pop out of a wall or something and then you have to swerve to avoid them. i would say one in three people when the cut they know that the cutout is gonna pop out. one in three people though as soon as they see the cutout just go ahhhh and then just be like speed up and smash it.
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421.42
we're gonna do it. i don't know what they do after that. i wanna do the one from canada's worst driver. where they like, they have you drive at max speed. and then they like, have a pedestrian walk out in front of you, left or right, and you gotta swerve in the other direction. it's an acceptable turn. we have an amber light. we have a red light. just chill. just chill. how we doin'? hey, how we doin' back there? pretty good! no greens. no greens yet. just waitin' on this green.
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4619.18
i just forgot they drive on the right in this mixed up part of the world. if you'll excuse me, squeak, squeak. it's alright, if i crash my car, my uncle will just buy me another one. it doesn't even matter. relax buddy, you wanna be paying my funeral fees? oh my god, everybody in this city needs to learn how to pay attention, man. did you watch a lot of canada's worst driver when it was on the air? i haven't seen too much canada's worst driver. i bet i've seen like six episodes total in my life.
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4658.84
but it is crazy, like it's a very watchable show and it's insane the people that they get on that show. like there will be people who are like, you know, doug has 17 duis. his goal on canada's worst driver is to not have duis. and then like they cut to like an interview with the guy and he's like i will never stop drinking and driving.
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4711.34
because there's a difference between canadian actors and american actors on television. we would know. we would know. each of the canada's worst driver nominees on the road to rehab have a camera person in the car with them. the remaining nominee won't because nobody will get in the car with you. how come? crystal terrified the crew who shot her bio last week so much no one will ride with her.
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1203.06
i can't check everybody's chat history because if you naruto run they can't get us all. they can't stop us all. if we naruto run we can dodge the bullets. cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards, cards. aye! a little rude! a little! i almost dodged into it man. you know what it is? if you ever see canada's worst driver, this was taught to me in my driving lessons as well.
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1293.80
i see canada's worst driver. i watch his twitch stream every weekday. hi yo! all things in all honesty. i don't have sensitivity about my driving. if they made a show that was like canada's most average driver, i think i would be a great candidate. i have never been in a car accident.
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1904.42
and today i'm like, this is incredible. freakin' rainbows. after it rains. there's enough miracles that could blow your brain. canada's worst driver. oh, uh oh, he's leaking! i think i speak for everybody when i say, uh, somebody call the amber lamps? remember that meme? it looks like the baby's first poop.
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5066.98
you'll be safe in my car. you're not going to see any cool pit maneuvers or something like that, but you'll be safe in the vehicle. you'll arrive at your destination unperturbed. i would not be on canada's worst driver. absolutely not. i'm not saying i'm canada's best driver. like, if it was like black ice and i slammed on the brakes, like i don't know if i could stop a controlled slide, okay? maybe i could. i did grow up driving in the winter. i'm canada's most average driver.
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5101.52
i might be vancouver's best driver, that's true. didn't really think about that. canada's worst driver? you mean nicolas latifi? bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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