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punches in. punches in. cause he works there. what is i don't understand why he would check into a hotel he works at. do people in canada not say blinker? i don't say blinker, i say signal light, but it's not uncommon to hear the expression blinker in common parlance, i suppose. i say signal light. kinda doesn't matter. oh, maybe a subscriber. oh, this one will probably kill me.
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not bay leaves! what do you think, you're making a stew in your stomach? i mean, you kinda are all the time. oh, god damn it. i have died. eggnog is awful. your awful ashtray milk! why would i have ashtray milk over eggnog? it's disgusting! have you guys watched darko's yet on netflix? what? have you guys started watching darko's on netflix? no. is it good? it's good. they don't have netflix in canada though, right?
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$60. oh my gosh. you try to pass some of those games off as $60 nowadays? dude. people would like laugh in your face. i'm gonna blow your mind. games, new games, triple a games in canada now are $80 a pop.
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i will say the dlc is cheaper now. each song, at least in canada, is $1.99 canadian. and they used to be $2.50, i think, so... and that's when our dollar actually had some purchasing power, so... it's like really cheap now! but, you know, it would be nice if they actually downloaded as well. because, you know, we played still alive, that was cool. we got to play...
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you're on a show, they're filming tiny house nation. it's not like there's a bait and switch somewhere. it's about small houses? i'm in tv cribs or anything, like... it's about building very small houses, yes. in canada, is this specifically a canadian thing that people do? no, dude, it's an american show. that is so odd. i just never have heard of this.
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room is full? really? can they get full? i didn't realize that. i don't think anybody's in the game. maybe the servers aren't active yet. oh jesus. oh no. the worst thing about canada, having to pay 80 fucking dollars for a game or as if you needed me to answer this. hmm. okay. yep, yep, yep. fair enough.
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help. okay. nick, you also missed the the birth of me finding this youtube channel that i love. what's that? called one pug life one. it's like this dude from rural canada who gets people drunk and invites them over to his farm and then, you know, i know that there could be a lot of sinister ends to that sentence but instead he has like all this like modified like
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whenever we fly air canada and our seatback entertainment doesn't work, which is surprisingly common, they come around and they're like, hey, here's like some 10% off coupons next time you... i didn't even know they did shit like that. yeah.
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bad i've had some good experiences with airline complaining. i've also had some bad ones. we're like i called in once i was like hey our flight got delayed by like 12 hours and my wife and i didn't get to sit together so we had to like separate our cats stuff too and then i was like is there any like recourse for this and they're like well, sir, we don't control the weather and like oh, all right when i called i said hey air canada created a snowstorm that cause this
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there you go. it's 20 times bigger. oh wow. well i guess it's as simple as them just comparing the, you know, measurements. maybe that is information they'd have. is canada bigger than russia? no. there's another piece of information for you if you're interested. i knew that one already. i can just kind of see it on the map actually. although i know the map lies sometimes. the pacific ocean is 10 times the size of russia. there you go.
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and there's probably a little bit of florida inside those canadians as well. it's possible, yeah. sex tourism. canadians love, uh... oh, that's too loud. canadians love florida, man. florida is canada's flora for now. why do they love florida particularly? because it gets cold in the canadian winter, and then you go down to florida. you get the beaches and the warmth and the disneyland. mm hmm. that's pretty much it right there. it's mostly about disneyland and warmth.
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oh, yeah, that's like dunkin donuts, isn't it? yeah, something like that. america runs on that. all good! i made the diamonds so low that i can't get them. what does canada do about that then if america runs on dunkin you can't run on it too? we still have some dunkin donuts here. they're not as common though for sure. we have tim hortons instead. do you know what their slogan is? tim hortons? no, dunkin.
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well, i'm just sorry need to know basis isn't it. i guess it is i was just curious because it can't be canada runs on duncan yeah, i don't think it is i think you're probably correct on that good. you want to double dip double they've been that's uh i got some worms the voice sounded like words, but i don't remember ever hearing them say that before oh, you just destroyed the diamonds. what a dick. i needed those. what's your what's your problem? i like diamonds
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i don't know. okay. okay, so he called 401. what happened? then he's like, yeah, they're cheaper there. and he's like, well, maybe you should go to 401. and that was it. the guy left. the guy had some great customer retention you got right there. dude, in canada, everyone's so polite that that interaction could have happened. in america, there's a guarantee that that would have been a fight. it was pretty messed up. my spirit bomb just turned into a fart. i got a duck right now, so you can't actually fuck with me that bad.
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that can't be conceivable! they just, they lose their shit over it, man. i don't understand it. pretty soon, canada is just gonna be like canadian tire where the mark's work warehouse and tim horton's and shoppers drug mart built in. like, it's just gonna be every city is just like one big building with those, and that's it. i can't wait, man. i can. i hope it has a big parking lot. probably will.
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yeah, they changed up the monopoly in canada this year and it's effing awful. really? yeah, it's like it used to be you could win a million bucks now the highest prize is $10,000. yeah, but every family in canada could win. i just don't like it. all right, probably don't pick up the coffee if you have limited mobility. i won. top strats by fox. i know right? fox is out of control.
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you got a dirty mind, rob. hmm... oh, this is the fastest i've ever locked in. i don't like this one at all. alright, let's just do it. me too, i'm locked, let's go. we don't want a northern creampie, guys, please. alaska's pretty up north there. i feel like we stole it from canada.
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mona lisa's b hole makes sense. this is mona lisa 2, right? mm hmm. the other one would be time travel. which is impressive in and of itself. mona lisa's b hole, 57 to 43. alright. hailing them all. that was close. your first decree after being named supreme ruler of earth. alaska goes to canada its rightful owner, or no pants, no problems. yeah, i would not like to wear any pants anymore forever. isn't it already no pants, no problems?
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that was two the ring jokes today in this session. just wanted to put that out there. we're bringing it back. god damn it. how long do you have anything? has it been long enough for them to reboot the ring series? yes it has. it probably has, right? in canada they'll do it. they rebooted spider man after the reboot. i mean they reboot that series like every three years. yeah.
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alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered.
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absolutely not misrepresenting canadians what yeah like that never happens? tell me again the stereotypes about canada how's the queen doing yeah the institutional monarchy your constitutional monarchy? maple syrup heist that happened eight years ago oh no
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i wonder how they did that. do you think they did it like the breaking bad thing where they filled up the tanker of maple syrup with like, no, that's molasses. oh my god, they were draining it? the reynolds number of maple syrup would never allow that to be time efficient, you know? yeah, i think canadians keep a tighter schedule than that train did. opa, soronghe. there was a maple syrup train robbery in canada? yes. that happens all the time, man.
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and the internet didn't exist. wow, you didn't say it, huh? i got a big canadian thing. a big canadian thing right here. it's rush's 1982 album, moving pictures. blown up to 30 times its normal size. things that you never felt before. what is this freaking new york man that's confused and a little scared? it's like scared and confused new york man. yeah, he's like like canadian? his experience with canada's rush.
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album of whatever the fuck. canada's rush album! somebody's gonna be angry. look man, i'm playing brawlhalla.
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so is canada. i got a big canadian thing for you right here. it's resident evil afterlife, the highest grossing canadian produced film of all time. it's the highest grossing canadian product of all time. it's the number one product launch in canada's history. next to justin bieber, the maple syrup story. you got me off that fucking bounce. that was ridiculous. this is some pretty sweet music. yeah, yeah, yeah. this makes me want to fight. wow.
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the peeing part is the part that you get from the shark, which is, uh, seems rather weak. canada! top half canada? top half canada? bottom half shark? and i really have to pee. and i can animate dirt. this is like an isaac run gone wrong. shh! top half canada. i don't even know what to say. alright, bear. help me.
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i'm still trying to wrap my mind around exactly what kind of amalgamation of flesh and muscle that i happen to be. so i'm top half canada, bottom half shark. and i really have to pee and i can animate dirt. so here's what i'm saying. canada is real fucking big, right? and it has the, now the mind of a shark. so it's a predator. it's a natural predator. it's filled with dirt.
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right, the whole thing is massive amounts of dirt, all kinds of conditions. there's trees, there's rocks, there's different, you know, things living on it, buildings, cities, people's lives. all of that can be folded up and turned into a predatory torpedo towards anything i want because i'm a shark and i have predatory instincts. so i'm gonna come at you. i don't even know how to describe what you are these days, but you're like a structure of some kind. i'm gonna try and tear you down with all of canada's dirt. and i'm heavy, right?
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walking 12 wiener dogs is a pretty strong card hmm. i've returned this to your hand return it to my hand. it's directly into yours. here rob have a card. i'm throwing one of your cards off the table. how about that? it's not a canadian shark. it's a shark that is canada half of well half of the sharks canada the top half yeah apparently the sharks mind is also in its lower half and
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it's a shark, it's a canada with the mind of a shark. yeah, sharks have their brains in their butts, didn't you know that? i mean, the synapses have to hook up to all the parts of the shark, so whether the brain's in the top or the bottom, like, what is the bottom half gonna do if the brain doesn't somehow affect it? well, the brain is all of canada. right. it's the biggest shark brain. shark canada, 58%. it will win. fair enough.
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alright, so i am a t rex with a magical unicorn horn. oh! wow. yeah, and i shoot glitter! oh, great! oh, that's amazing! that's so thematically coherent! it really is. and also top half canada. alright, now, everybody is kung fu fighting. okay.
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alanis morissette also dated ryan reynolds. this is correct. is that true? yeah, they were i thought they were married for like a little while. is that today's bullshit roundtable back around to the front thing? because we do that a lot. six degrees of separation here. yeah, they were they were like canada's power couple for a while. is he canadian? ryan reynolds? yeah, man. he's from vancouver. that's like ultra canadian. you're from vancouver. just kidding. i'm from. i live there now.
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they had a problem with me just bringing beef jerky back to america from ireland. you're not supposed to bring animal products! yeah dude, what the that's like a super no no man! yeah! you know where that beef jerky started? in america. you know you shouldn't have brought it over in the first place! wait, they didn't give a shit? they didn't give a shit? beef jerky to canada and then brought it back.
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no, not to canada. i went from freaking united states to ireland and then back. how did you leave that beef jerky for like two weeks? what? why is that a problem? beef jerky is freaking dried, man. yeah, but i mean, why didn't you just buy a beef jerky in ireland? i mean, obviously you kind of wanted it too badly. i ate a few pieces. i ate a few pieces on the plane and i left it with me for the whole trip. and then i took it back.
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yo, like, the canada us border is like very serious about produce, man. produce? produce. produce. i mean... yeah, but you said, you totally said produce. is that not the way it's said? you say produce? produce. yeah, dude! i've never ever heard you say produce a day in my life. and i demand that you stop it. alright. if you're produce, that's somebody who's really into you shitting. that's really what that's about. that's produce, though.
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you got to produce your produce. this is produce. oh, yeah, those are different like they're they're pretty pissed off about like berries and meat on a regular basis i had no very much the canadian border security it is just non stop like people coming into canada and being like yeah, well, i got like like 800 sausages that okay, and they're just like no it's not okay. oh
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why'd you take your sausages on the airplane? it's like i've never understood the reasoning. i thought i might get hungry in canada. you will definitely get hungry in canada, i guarantee that. i mean it depends on how long this stays. you don't have to bring your own sausages though. it helps. yeah. it's not gonna hurt. you might not trust a canadian sausage.
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trains didn't forge canada, and now what are you talking about, sir? johnny is to build the trans canada railroad is the reason that british columbia joined canada instead of the united states of america, man were it not for sir john a. mcdonald i would be in america right now. you're allowed to be in america i'm in america from time to time yeah, i mean you still are technically i
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it's not north canada, but it should be. we call it north canada up here because we don't submit to your colonialism. well you should, because we'll make you. yeah, come get a taste bitch. we'll rock your ass. alright, well we're gonna decide via duck game who gets to own canada. get ready for some fucking moose warfare, bud. i saw that moose, he slipped on the road. he's as icy as fuck. yeah? you just let that heart slip on the road. you're tanks.
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why is pretty cool man you should give it a chance. why he belongs to canada? why? your ass belongs to me. will you ever sing rick astley with biznap in rock bands? oh he did that once actually it was pretty good. rick astley is never gonna give you up in rock bands? yeah. really? yeah i heard him sing it.
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oh now chaz is going to do do. how do you feel that they're building a wall between canada and the us? i mean honestly. what a relief right? yeah the more it gets suggested the more i'm kind of down with it.
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catherine zeta john elway. she was good in the matrix. she's not in the matrix, that's carrie anne moss. you know how i know that? she's fucking canadian. is that trinity? trinity's canadian, yeah. you know who else is canadian? neo. as far as i'm concerned, that means the matrix is a canadian film. trinity is a lawyer in new york. what does that even mean? like a show? yeah. oh, that explains it! when you die in canada, you die in real life. means the canadian matrix is real. what? i don't understand.
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my favorite english to french translation is that there's this product in canada called milk to go, which is like flavored milk. what? and then the french translation is called let's go, because milk in french is lait. yeah. aha, i get it. it's like a really good localization, but i also feel like maybe it's only localized to be funny to english speakers. like in french it might not mean anything.
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i'm amazed how very many innovations in the realm of hockey get brought up and i'm not saying that to try and be like racist or anything but like seriously you guys love hockey. yeah it's like it's like our football basically. yeah but i don't think i even get the football vibe as much here. i don't know man. it's just completely ubiquitous in canada. you ever talk to ferretappy? uh well once it was doing okay. this floor did not blow the seed light open by the way.
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honestly, i don't even think you guys exist. i'm the whole like, i think therefore i am, but i can't prove that you guys are therefore you're not. the solipsism argument. on day carts. we can't actually disprove solipsism, you know, but i hate to admit that because i don't believe in it. oh, come on. oh, god. all right, we're going straight into speed runs here. oh, maya's here. i tried mcdonald's breakfast once in the uk. never again. that's the thing i said though is like mcdonald's is like top tier in canada.
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they don't have that in canada, i don't believe. it's pretty new here still. oh, you... what? oh, i saw that coming, that's why. i would get the first save, but i didn't have enough momentum. the question is, what kind of sausage? classic pork, hungarian, milano, bratwurst? this is a tricky question! i have a lot of momentum going out. do they ever win? historically, no.
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