Quotes about “can i have the nitrates”
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1091.04
dude, i stopped eating that shit. it's a good idea. i was eating it too much and then i was like i saw like one person say something about nitrates and i was like, oh yeah, you should probably stop eating this shit. it's so convenient to eat a sandwich though. yeah, but you can get the pre packed ones from costco that are nitrate free. then i gotta go to costco again. you're not gonna go to costco again. i still have never been to costco. that's still crazy. one of these days.
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being mad and if it's getting picked up by your stream that's not good. i don't care. you might be saying mad. literally start playing copy written music then you really are gonna get sued. well i can do it. i'm not scared of joe jonas. you should be, have you seen him with the shirt up? slobbynips don't scare me. the nitrates alone will kill you man. i don't know what's... i don't... oh my god. ryan i don't know what you're doing. just dance with him. no look, look hey i missed this one too but look at this shit. i know.
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2304.22
34 and you still can't eat salmon? excuse me, you have me confused with nacho husband. i eat salmon. i also like nachos, but i eat salmon i would probably say like probably 50 times more than i eat nachos. and i can make them myself. 34 and you can't eat cold cuts? that's because of the nitrates! i'm trying not to consume a class 1 carcinogen.
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2706.46
aren't you paranoid about the nitrates? i'm not as paranoid about the nitrates as i am pogged in the other direction about getting a delicious lunch. the more they have to hold on to, the harder they will fight. let me get new units. let's just unlock a bunch, man. vestal, flagellant, bounty hunter, leper, jester. i can't get the runaway. oh, he can't get the runaway.
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