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3741.340
but i don't want to wear shorts because i don't like i'm at the point with my calves where they're like so over developed that i don't want to wear shorts and like get asked by the other parents at the school like what's going on with your calves? like i think they're gonna be like it's a little indecent to be walking around with calves like that. i am i'm feeling immodest and with nothing i could do about it.
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3767.380
it's not that my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy. the calves are like, my legs are pretty good, but the calves are not proportional with the rest of the leg. the calf is highly overdeveloped, the quads and the hammies are just, you know, they're quadding and hamming. it's because of the towa. i mean, if it was calf raises, i'd just stop doing the calf raises, but every step is a calf raise for a beast like me.
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1470.380
but i don't want to wear shorts because i don't like i'm at the point with my calves where they're like so over developed that i don't want to wear shorts and like get asked by the other parents at the school like what's going on with your calves? like i think they're gonna be like it's a little indecent to be walking around with calves like that. i am i'm feeling immodest and with nothing i could do about it.
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1504.380
it's not on my lobsters too buttery. my steak is too juicy. the calves are like, my legs are pretty good. but the calves are not proportional with the rest of the leg. the calf is highly overdeveloped. the quads and the hammies are just, you know, they're quadding and hamming. it's because of the towa. it's not, i mean, if it was calf raises, i'd just stop doing the calf raises. but every step is a calf raise for a beast like me. i've completely stopped paying attention to my power.
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7214.540
walks away on a sit test. but for real, it's great being a parent too, because sometimes i'll pick my kid up from something and then like another five year old would be like, why are you walking on your tippy toes? and i got to be like, oh my god. it just feels more comfortable for me that way. and also you shouldn't ask strangers questions like that. do you have crazy calves? yeah, he does.
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7291.400
we out here doing the most. jeez, you even lift on your tippy toes. mm hmm. i don't know. your death reform has to be insane. i can't get lower. the only way i can get down on my heels in like a standing position with my knees bent is literally with a squat bar on my back with weight on it. then it like it gives me just enough resistance to make me get lower. but if i have no weight on my shoulders, i can't get lower. i didn't say he's watching it on his stream. it looks like you have implants in your calves.
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4496.300
walks away on a sit toss. but for real. it's great being a parent too, because sometimes i'll pick my kid up from something and then like another five year old will be like, why are you walking on your tippy toes? and i got to be like, oh my god. it just feels more comfortable for me that way. and also you shouldn't ask strangers questions like that. do you have crazy calves? yeah. he does. librarian, pull up the video of helping them move the mahjong table.
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4656.660
we are here doing the most. jeez, you even lift on your tippy toes. mm hmm. i don't know. your death reform has to be insane. i can't get lower. the only way i can get down on my heels in like a standing position with my knees bent is literally with a squat bar on my back with weight on it. then it like it gives me just enough resistance to make me get lower. but if i have no weight on my shoulders, i can't get lower. i didn't say he's watching it on his stream. it looks like you have implants in your calves.
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2799.500
especially with the hat on and the sunglasses, this is me. and you're saying you, you cav mog him, but he's got really good calves as well. maybe they're not quite as, as good as mine, but the calves are, are still really good. use your mouse to drag around your hands and swing the club. it's that easy people. it's just that easy. literally hit the green in one. there we go. that's what we're looking for. that's in case there's a big storm cloud you want to avoid or like a goose in the air that you don't want to hit.
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now when i was watching this on danstream, sometimes people say, nl you look just like this guy and i get a little surprised. but like genuinely, especially with the hat on and the sunglasses, this is me. and you're saying you, you have mug him, but he's got really good calves as well. maybe they're not quite as, as good as mine, but the calves are still really good. use your mouse to drag around your hands and swing the club. it's that easy people.
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yeti, it's almost there. also, i hate referencing sad eyed lady of the lowlands, because two lines is like, uh, you know, 40 seconds. with your mercury tip in the doggy style times, and your head that's bald, and your calves like limes. okay, i see what you're doing there.
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2633.700
unless you're up on your toes. like i literally the only way i can go parallel is with a back squat because like the weight on the back of my shoulders gives me enough force to like bend my knees deep enough to kick up. you must have really strong calves. librarian get the
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373.240
so on a four day stay, i might see one guy hairier than me. but otherwise, every guy i see is less hairy than i am. is it like gorilla hair? i don't know how to answer that for a couple of reasons. can you see skin? or is it just like a coat of fur? you can see skin, yes. but there is a lot of hair. i wouldn't have guessed that. your calves don't have hair. not that i'm checking right now. they do have hair.
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3432.080
so on a four day stay, i might see one guy hairier than me. but otherwise, every guy i see is less hairy than i am. i wouldn't have guessed that. your calves don't have hair. they do have hair. oh, you shave them? no, they just have hair.
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