Quotes about “call my mom”
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2264.400
secret garden can't be in a corner. ah, noted. duly noted. there's no shy you're reading the letters? dude, the mailroom letters are like my favorite kind of puzzle. because literally they just, it's a note that's like, hey, you've been trying to open some shit. don't forget the password is this. like that's the best, man. why'd you stop solving puzzles? why'd you stop calling your mom? she misses you, man. you know what? let's fucking call it.
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1236.58
i guess the map maybe wasn't that important considering we have a crystal ball but i have faith that we're gonna be able to get back to 99 cents on this floor regardless so i was like you know why not spend the money? come to me. the fact that we actually did manage to pick up blue candle makes me extremely happy and you know what i'll call it i think that makes this a one run should be able to very easily you know beat the shit out of mom here. no offense to my real life mother who is a deer but this mother
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dude, they're always saying kids. i ride the the sky train occasionally. okay, which sounds like i take drugs, but that's just what we call our i hear kids all the time. they're always like yolo fam. it's lit af right now and i great kids these days that's back when we were kids. we were like my mom. i
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916.98
we didn't go to the shop. 24 keys, we should go to the shop. you never know what you can find there. let me call my friend who is an expert on isaac shops. well, this is worth about 15 cents. dang it, i was hoping to get 30. beautiful room, beautiful room. steam sale does not bother me, thank you. i appreciate it. if we go to mom, i think there's a chance we win this run.
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3265.32
have i ever told you that my number one pet peeve is when i'm about to make a good joke and somebody interrupts me with like an urgent, that's what she said or like that's what your mom said to me last night. that's what i call your mom. sounds like that's what they used to call me in high school. like that stuff drives me up the freaking wall, man. when you're telling a story and you happen to say something like soda can, i got a soda can the other day. and then somebody butts in like, no, no, no, no, no.
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299.82
one thing like my co worker is pregnant right now. she's actually gonna give birth probably in the next week or so. good time, by the way. two weeks. yeah. she really wasn't thinking too far ahead. back last june. what a dummy. the weirdest thing that she said is like, i don't know how i feel about someone is just gonna call me mom from now on. i'm like, holy fuck. like, that is weird.
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142.96
cause thank you papa john's doesn't sound right coming out of my mouth. it's like we've got a, you know, a relationship that's a little bit more than business related. there's nothing wrong with that, it just makes me uncomfortable to say papa as an adult, even as a kid. from the age of about six months onwards i didn't call my parents mom and dad, i just called them by their earth names.
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2020.86
just to see i lost my my nerve there at the last second probably could have killed the vaginal silkworm he's actually doesn't really like the ones that don't have bombs. i should just stand still and kind of let it happen because they'll just walk into mom's knife and die instantly. i think the majority of them at least i was a close call there. i think i got two of them. i
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2214.04
just because she wants to get delegated chores to do, but it feels really weird to call your mom over. yeah, and be like, hey, do my laundry, do this, do that, right? so instead, it's like the exact opposite situation ends up happening. don't get me wrong, i love that my mom's here. it's just a little weird, cuz sometimes we're like, my mom's gonna come over tonight. and then we're like, okay, we better clean up. right, yeah.
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1970.64
alright, i could do that too. i'm pretty good on the phone. why are you laughing? when people would call my house when i was a kid, they would always then tell my mom. like if i picked up, they would always tell my mom like, oh your son is really good on the phone. that's all i'm saying. what did you say on the phone? hello? yeah, who's speaking? she's not here right now. can i take a message? stuff like that. how are we gonna do that to the pixar guy? hello?
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