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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]
- 579.840 and to see if it performed well. and they didn't change the engine at all. like, there's still the same little weird invisible blocks and stuff. i can still do pause glitch, which is really awkward on the vita, but try it, it actually works. i did a brownie skip and everything. so yeah, it's a solid version of the game. and it works. the controls are even tight, which you wouldn't think they could pull off on vita with such a small screen, but it works fine. i also feel like sucks. yeah. i feel like maybe unlock or on like, uh... Search ↗
- 1544.920 it's a little ridiculous, but... well we're not gonna like stop watching your channel if you skip a day though. i feel like you're beating yourself up so hard over it. it's not... you can't help it. hey hey hey hey, sometimes... it's my job! i know. yeah, i feel for you. i hate missing any days off work. yeah man, like i... i keep days off for when i'm actually like ill or away, you know? i don't wanna... Search ↗
- 2910.400 if i use undefined in the curse room guys, i might get an air room and then it would skip my boss room and my devil deal. and i'm really hoping for like, dead cat. so... oh, they both had 2112. oh, cool. sounds like rush sold out. yeah, fucking rush. no wonder the canadian dollar's so weak, there haven't been enough rhythm games to allow rush to contribute to the economy. Search ↗
- 4439.660 understandably, so you you have no idea the backlash that would happen if people were like oh you're gonna skip play and fall out to play rainbow six siege beta all right? that's kate stream. oh, i thought you did it on that too though. no. i don't think i've ever played the ship on my stream well, you did tf2 and csgo a lot. i know this is indeed correct. yeah, i Search ↗
- 8788.920 alright, i hear nothing. it says skip instructions at the bottom, but i hear nothing. okay, i hear it through me. one of us is a judge. we're gonna hear six sound effects through our phone or your device. you're gonna choose two. rob is the judge. i'm the judge. rob is picking a prompt. don't tell us what it is. okay, okay. Search ↗
- 9197.120 here we go. do you guys i don't know if you have to watch my stream. oh, you can skip this now using the button on your device. i can see that, yeah. what am i skipping? i don't know. probably this thing we're going through right now. i skipped it. okay. everybody's skipping. check your devices. i want to buy so much art, including the three above, i sent what i'm willing to pay. don't they need to establish why we want to buy art? nick, it's not a stanley parable, man. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]
- 809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
- 5672.060 for a chaos garden it only helped me one time and i haven't found one ever in greed mode same same they might have removed it unless you guys have found one before i have seen screenshots with it so i don't think it's removed, but i've never seen one personally. yeah, this is really good i kill the angels just for fun. i'll skip a donation and we'll see you guys maybe it's time base like mmm Search ↗
- 5754.560 nick will fall out right now. i'm almost gonna skip that time. skip next time. change the time on your pc's clock. i don't think that's how they would do it. we've gone too far. i had people donating to tell me to do that. alright, we'll skip this time. juice me up. juice me up. that's not what i want. that's not what i want. what the fuck, man? this guy's gonna result in my death! Search ↗
- 6391.480 yeah, the left button. it simply did nothing. it made a little bleepy sound. really? yep. mine gave me a normal run donation machine. not a greed one. yeah that'd be extra weird if it was a greed one, because then you kinda skip ahead. yeah. i'd invest the 15 cents or whatever you could get off that floor and then quit. ads or dead. i gave you all the ad the ads are still going i think. of course my subs are begging for ads because they don't even get any. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]
- 7353.460 yeah, but if i move my thumb, i'm gonna fall to my death. alright, cool. i lived. best floor of my life. i didn't have to fight anything, i just climbed to the top. why can't i skip this intro? oh! this is my best ever! first to climb this high. alright. now i'll probably die instantly to fish. that would be ideal. no, i'm not. okay. normal. let's go! oh, here we go! more bloops on g chat. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]
- 416.480 uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah. Search ↗
- 9006.640 didn't do that you know fortune arcana now. oh, so thank you very much for the subscription i'm gonna see some reasons why this might not be terrible now when you've got a bunch of people all together in a pile and you're looking for the right moment it kind of lets you help tweak a little better, but the rest of it isn't worth it yeah, i mean like the headache yeah, not worth it. no. i know i'm just saying there. that's like the one we should probably skip the replay on this one alright, okay, i Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]
- 3280.080 like i thought there's gonna be something with the secret rooms in greed mode where you had to like pause the waves in between to find like the next secret room that may have a chance to be open but if you like just skip through all the waves they like locked behind or something and you have to do that all the way through until you get like the devil deal and then blow the secret room and that and then it gives you like something to work towards. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]
- 4726.380 did you skip your turn, nick? no, i put down a sentry gun and it rolled down the hill and into the ocean. i didn't even see it! oh boy, alright. oh, that's just silly. what am i even standing on? you're telling me this works in the littoral zone? this dude is benthic as all fuck. what did you just call me? that water is gelatin. benthic? that water is gelatin. i'm gonna jetpack really high in the air and then quickly switch to my pneumatic drill. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸23⧸15]
- 4133.120 donations, put this in your 9 skip fund. appreciate it. and thank you mietz, or meets, for the $1.69 x 2 donations. it says thanks to me and nl, and all the nlss participants for making my currently depressed life so much better. thank you very much. you guys getting in the game? yeah, i know right? you invite me? yeah! oh, sorry. Search ↗
- 7275.800 what's going on with chad right now? youtube. they really want tendies right now i think. i've noticed this whole tendies thing. wait so you can't skip this cutscene every time you boot up the game? oh shit i thought it was just the first time. nope, nope it's still playing for me again. that's the dumbest shit ever! i know it's a beta build but come on! there must be a single key on here that'll make it stop. come on! Search ↗
- 7346.620 sometimes you gotta spread democracy across the galaxy man. this is like the fallout 4 war never changes cutscene playing every time you boot up. i actually deleted that so i never have to watch it again and it works just fine. there's like game intro dot something something and you just remove that from the folder and it just will skip straight to the title screen. did that boot up every time for you? it does the like the old timey intro with the music. it's like it takes four or five seconds before it lets you skip it. and since i was doing mod shit i just didn't want to listen to it every single time. Search ↗
- 7410.000 nothing. it doesn't matter. this game is like isaac levels of hard? oh, okay. well, we play isaac every day, so that's probably good. yeah, it's easy. do i just hit play? is that what i'm doing? just hitting play? maybe we have to do a tutorial first? oh, that would... that would suck. would it suck? i'm gonna hit his piper right now. i didn't get that mod. you can skip training. okay. but not the concept. are you sure you want to skip training? helldivers is a difficult game and is highly recommended you complete the training mission. so what? nope. Search ↗
- 7444.040 yeah, it's difficult for sure. are we just gonna skip it and be upset? you have to press a to wake up. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸19⧸15]
- 1593.480 gotta be better than this. what in the world is this? kidney stone. this is bad, right? kidney stone's not terrible. that's the one that occasionally causes your p to build up and then shoot a big bolt, like boulder out, that does a ton of damage. does it explode? you shoot really fast for a second. no? i think it just hits hard, like a glass cannon shot or something. why did you skip 99 bombs? because i needed something... Search ↗
- 1722.880 cursed eye kidney stone is actually really good. this is a surprise to me. cursed eye kidney stone. i'm trying to think why that would be good. when i get the kidney stone out, it just fires like really fast without me doing anything to stop it. oh, okay. so you skip the shitty part of it, which makes it awesome. all right. yeah. i got keeper coins. wow. keeper shots. boca sin is hooking me up with the spirit hearts lately. i'm not used to this kind of treatment. yeah. Search ↗
- 2394.320 not too much anyway. i'm not gonna bother doing boss rush for that. it's a good item, but let's skip it. what'd you get? toxic... toxic shock? yeah, so good. so good, but i don't have a teleport card, so... i got it, but it's about to get rerolled anyway. okay. because of missing no. i didn't say not trash, but maybe i did say not trash. what i meant is not as trash. alright, curse of the unknown. that scares me. extraordinarily tiny, soy milk, nod leaf. Search ↗
- 7011.880 i don't want to buy the compass, i want the rock. i want to fold them. alright. i didn't pick up the... i didn't... pick up the key. alright, i'm gonna go look for this black... oh, it's... oh, oh, oh. don't get too attached. yeah, it's rocket league. in one minute. we'll probably skip. no, i haven't been paying too much attention to spelunky. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸25⧸15]
- 2028.860 i'll wait at the front to board the plane for my zone and all of a sudden like a centipede line will come off from the side and people just skip me. and i'm like, what is this? like, what are those? i don't know what it is. Search ↗
- 5234.140 yep, all right. i wouldn't have done what i did there. well, okay then. that's one way to do it. the down strike with the sword is actually pretty good. i don't think people know about it yet. you gotta slowly caress the skip. oh yeah. oh yeah, that's hot. the plane landing? yeah! Search ↗
- 6840.920 alright, well you guys can join on me and i'll be spinning around in my cape here. alright, they uh, i think they watched the stream on monday because you can skip the opening cutscene now. uh, ryan said it's just because we beat a mission so now it's okay. ohhhh, weird. how weird! join. and now we tabletop. view all friends. how many friends of mine are playing hilldivers right now? let's see. oh, there's one. join. i believe it's just two. Search ↗
- 7213.960 you guys ever played like marvel ultimate alliance back in the day? like for about 10 minutes? i played it with my ex like for a few hours. that was pretty good actually. yeah, it was really fun. they should make another one. like super shallow, but it was still fun anyway. oh yeah. do i have to go through this tutorial? nah, you just skip the tutorial. we'll teach you everything you need to know. okay. would you like amazon to open the card packs for you? that would be the next level. they open them before they send them and they're like, do you still want it? Search ↗
- 7241.000 so we should all open game shops because apparently you can weigh the packs beforehand before you sell them and the foil packs weigh more. you can just pull all of those out and put them in your case and then, hey buy these packs guys! huh. i hate this this whole economy. i like that rob how you doing that? oh yeah! yeah yeah yeah yeah. well this is a great exercise for your brain. please god let me skip this intro. Search ↗