Quotes about “but they are anything but”
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1452.36
i don't know anything about chib, but people are saying his face came out. is that real or is that bait? that is real. oh, what does his face look like? he looks like a guy. oh, alright. here, it kind of looks like if someone remade the matrix, like they fan made a matrix movie, he looks like one of the guys that would be on the nebuchadnezzar, at least with the sunglasses he was wearing. okay.
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1758.04
we got through it. oh, no we did not get through it. there's still more. great time for us to use some blanks. probably should have used it a little earlier because i'm one hit away from death. i was previously so confident. oh god, i thought the spikes were gonna hit us there. they're just, uh, they're just there for dramatic effects. there you go. don't risk anything here. gotta say, uh, if, not ethereal, but uh, blanks that grant us some elemental effects are nice here. you see, they hit like a switch.
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535.08
i really want to get a cat or a dog. i miss having a pet. you know, it's mostly like pretty sweet. i feel like cats are not to be like, huh, you have it so easy. cats are pretty easy. yeah, yeah. i mean, you don't have to walk them or anything. they just kind of exist. do you have like a fancy wi fi litter box or anything like that? it's not wi fi, but it is electronic. so it rotates after like eight minutes of not detecting somebody being inside of it.
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244.16
bremen's putting up a pretty big fight for somebody who's been fully occupied and had its army completely wiped out for four or five years. well, they only have ten points of score from the war goal. fourteen from battles. i don't know, they're not doing anything else. they should be. but i guess everyone else is kind of far away. they might not have access. poland, i'm just gonna throw it out here that maybe you shouldn't be wasting your manpower fighting the bohemian pretender rebels. but that's up to you. what are you doing, mathis?
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420.20
and i thought there was one more. yeah, as soon as they hit deck 10. they still have land on the mainland. just because france has a harder time now. yeah, that's true. what's bad inflation again? it's like over 10 you start to have problems? well... 5 is really kind of... anything above... are there actual events that trigger at a certain breakpoint? yeah, i think so. i'm not sure. but, i mean, any inflation means everything costs more. right.
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749.22
it's fine. it's not bad. don't worry about it. austria's taken some pretty bad fights. they are kind of running low on troops themselves. i'm very glad to hear this. they're also about to lose their gold mine. inflation hoe. damn it. didn't succeed. yeah, but it's like constructive inflation. what does that even mean? exactly. what does anything mean? i don't know. it's a mystery.
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1628.98
why dodge right into it? now monstro 2 is no longer the pushover that he was. but we have fought him before. he wasn't so bad. that poison damage seems helpful. attack fly's doing what attack fly does. alright, we seem pretty powerful. i mean, i guess that's the thing. you kind of start powerful as this character. i would love to have a one hard deal with the devil for like a guppy item. no oh, there is a deal with the devil? okay. our range upgrades are just making me long for rerolls because i don't think they do anything for us here.
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1085.24
oi aras before they complete which should be fine because i don't want them to be portuguese not that i got anything up against the portuguese, but they're gonna cause me some stability issues here. oh my god. oh, yeah turkish your turkish patriots are uh, yeah, no kidding locking me off moving my other men over there. why don't you freaking use your like 44 regiments to kill them? i don't have 44 regiments. oh
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2366.66
she just drained source from me. yeah okay, why are they attacking her? what the hell? yeah seems a little strange right? so i'm like a little concerned i think i'm just gonna try to go on her as quickly as possible although it seems like a terrible move, but maybe if like we can get up there and knock her down we can kill off like half of these summons cuz they're not doing anything as is right now they're just kind of hanging out true
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595.24
and pretty much this is like the airport district here. not sure how the harbors are working, i mean... they're not really... seeming to do anything, but maybe that's... working as intended. alright, that area has been filled up. let's take a quick look at the rest of our city, make sure it's going fine. uh, oh! a lack of land value. that bums me out, this is a great area to live you're right next to the parks, man. i hate that. uh, could we do with more crematoriums over here?
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3205.24
or so it will appear. in reality, the first cards you draw won't be a section from the top but the high cards you scanned for earlier because they're in jogged, they'll be easy to find and separate from your fingers. the rest of the pack will follow. okay, good news, i don't have to do anything for that. look at that, four high cards are now on the bottom of the deck. now to ensure they end up in my hand. for that, i'll teach you a new false shuffle, the pincer shuffle. to an opponent, it will look like a normal shuffle. in actuality, you'll be drawing cards from the top of the bottom of the deck at the same time. let's give it a try.
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2807.40
but if you order chips, they'll be like, go to the convenience store, get some lay's or some walkers to regionalize it. and you know, crisps? i don't get crisps. i think chips make sense for that. why are they called crisps? because they're crispy? alright, they're also chips with potatoes on it. they're chippy. fries makes more sense to me, man. but you could fry anything. that's a good point, actually. you could chip anything too, though. mmm.
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2960.18
you fry anything yeah, you're not wrong, but that friends right it doesn't necessarily offer a defense for cookies just an offense against french fries. i don't think we need to be worried about a fencing offending french fries they can't even pay attention to the show french fries are doing fine. they're not in like a they're not in a dangerous position i agree you ever play swedish handball in school uh i think i tried one time and somebody caught us and we got in trouble ha ha
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