Quotes about “brighton”
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really smooth through that gate. did well to keep it did take a lot of hard work and effort, thank you game. it understands. oh, i hit a gate, no! sorry, there's plenty of time for recovery through brighton palace. what about the mines of moria? no, i also hit a gate. i hit two gates, you're fine. let's go. i have four penalty points. no, don't you dare come through that gate, no! sorry.
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i am british bro. i live in brighton bro fuck em over. fucking swear mate. new castle. i just don't... just let me do it. why does it matter? come on. come on let me... ryan, uh, bengala funkus. bengali? what? bengala funkus.
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i went to england and i was like, hey, twitter followers, what's up with the food scene in england? it doesn't seem that good. and they were like, where are you? and i was like, london? and they were like, oh, london, duh. it's like the eighth largest city in the world. it's a world class city. it's got 30 million people in it. you want good food, you don't go to london. here's what you're going to do. you're going to rent a car, drive down the wrong side of the road on the m4. you're going to go down to brighton beach
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oh, that's the problem. you don't go to london. you gotta rent a car and take the ring road down to brighton beach and then swing up to nottingham and go sample some cheese in lancashire and stuff. and i'm like, well then you should fucking put some shit downtown, okay? because when people come to your city from outside of your city, that's where they stay. and don't even get me started on la.
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or brighton, you can get some fantastic fish and chips out there apparently. there's a guy on the seaside that sells them out of an old newspaper. you really game for a living? not really, i would say i talk for a living. the gaming is like the little spoonful of sugar that helps the talking medicine go down. if you want to see gaming, you go to twitch.tv slash michael a.l fox. wait two hours from the start of the stream until he finishes the just chatting segment and then you're going to get some high quality gaming.
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england, when fish and chips are not like £4.50, as they say it. a tenner? a tenner for fish and chips? yeah, i'm at the wacom wanderer stadium. i could go down to... i could take the ring road down to brighton and go get a fucking newspaper wrapped around some fucking attic for £2.50. you want me to pay a tenner just because it comes with mushy peas? so i'm going cheesy chips on that one. it's one of the strangest cheeseburgers i've ever seen.
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i don't have a team in the premier league that i support, but i have a team that i hate and it's brighton and hov albion. i don't know if they're even still in the top flight, okay? but every single picture of the food not being the real food but being opposed version of the food that will never exist in vivo is pissing me off. you just made the list. chat, how is brighton and hov albion expected to do this year? mid table? nah, they're getting relegated. i'm putting the curse on you. you just got hexed.
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you think i've forgotten? brighton and hov albion? it's on fucking sight with you, okay? it's on sight. i will never vote for your food. i hope that you get demoted. i hope you get made an example of in welcome to wrexham. i hope you're the only team that ryan reynolds' football team beats because of your fuck ass pictures and your ai generated fucking food advertisements. it's on sight. i don't care. it doesn't matter. this is fake. you juice the numbers. cheesy chips.
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people educated at brighton and hove albion high school, russian english translators from brighton, translators of the works of fyodor dostoevsky. yeah, i mean there's just no way i could possibly know. that dostoevsky bro! it must have been fucking stressful dude to try to get a kid to sit still for a photo in like 1891. didn't they have to stay still for like 10 minutes or something like that because of the exposure time?
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brighton and hope albion motherfucker. taking a picture of this is crazy. the thing is, you have to be really confident in a sausage to take a flyer on a sausage because people get so anal about the bun not being the same size as the sausage. i'm going to chocolate. fuck! the breakfast burgers don't lose. a cheeseburger with chips.
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