Quotes about “brazil”
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female. what? and then their conclusion was not was it ava brown's? maybe this is just like a different skull. their conclusion was like, hitler is alive and he lives in brazil. i was like, if that's whoa! if i could take you seriously, you wouldn't be on the history network at three in the morning. you would actually, you would be on the news and i would see it elsewhere on the internet. road to j. smithtown. up down all around. welcome to j. smithtown. yeah, same here. road to j. smithtown. thank you. that's pretty sweet.
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is he a cool guy? you met him? yeah, we go way back. dude, how's his candy room? where do you go back to? where ever at amazon's base. probably like redmond or seattle or something. amazon base. brazil. did they call it amazon prime? that would be a great... you know what? you hired josh. what are you wasting your time with here? great branding. amazon prime. that's fucking good man. that's what they call the skull fortress.
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well there's yellow plantains and there's green plantains and the yellow plantains are the sweet ones. you've ever had sweet plantains? i don't think so. oh dude they're amazing. they're good. you get them at like texas state brazil and stuff. like fried sweet plantains. what is texas state brazil? texas state brazil! everybody knows texas state brazil. i mean i love texas state brazil. this is delicious. what is this? it's like a meat factory.
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if it makes you feel better, taxes in brazil make everything really expensive. yeah, i heard that one video game in brazil is like the equivalent of 200 american dollars or something. oh god. that's pretty wild, man. it's worse than australia. yeah. how much would you pay for a two hander of buttermilk m&ms? what is a two hand? like, i guess i used that word as a descriptor. yeah, you did. a bag that you hold with two hands? probably zero, because i think that kind of like buttermilk m&ms sound a little gross.
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did you know that buttermilk is actually milk and vinegar? really? i did not know that. i thought it was butter. like the name says. vinegar like curdles it a little bit or something to make it thicker? wow. i kind of wish i didn't find that out actually, but now i know. one video game in brazil is 69,300 canadian m&ms.
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and no matter what i do, i feel the same. without you... the northernlion life of brazil would be exclusively for those teams. dogs! you guys, you're gonna... oh, i'm sorry! rob killed me this time. i did do that that time, i'm sorry. rob, you killed someone. is anyone surprised? you both are a pretty guy. feel free to say no. guys, protect me from this dog.
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so, i'm gonna actually guess that we are in mexico. my spanish is horrible, but as you can tell. but that probably means archaeological ruins. and the signs look like north american enough that i feel like... i mean, that might be like nonsensical, but i really feel like it's mexico. and you know what? it would be refreshing to have it not be brazil for once. so let's just say we're like down here in monterrey somewhere.
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that's adéra san jorge de... rumadea. this is rural england again? bienvenidos! okay, so... in all likelihood we are in brazil. oh, man. let's see what they say about this place on tripadvisor. this is a vip van. that guy was naked. i don't think he was naked. i think he just had no shirt on. if a girl has no shirt on, she's naked. if a guy has no shirt on, he's just having a good day. apparently.
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i'm gonna put us again like smack dab in the middle of oklahoma and figure that you know we should be a stones throw from wherever we want to be oh my god, it's actually like next to sioux city, iowa next to lamars is their life on lamarr's anyway, that was okay. let's try another map here. let's see i don't want to do brazil or spain or russia or argentina or paris exclusively i
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come on guys. alright rob, this is for you. here's like the north eastern coast of brazil and then got a lot of like these down here. it's these things. it's a float? oh, you just draw an estuary. why did they drown the lamp though? this is a bird's eye view of an estuary. that's pretty good, yeah. on the north eastern coast of brazil. yeah.
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i mean, whether or not it's real, we could imagine it being real, so the truth of the situation is now irrelevant. oh, okay. bears it out in the end. okay, fair enough. that is... that is actually his problem. i mean, i don't want to necessarily blame the victim, but if you walk off a building because you were looking at your phone, it's not the building's fault. how do you even walk off a building anyway? oh, there's a zoopat on the top. do buildings not have ledges around the outside edge? maybe not in brazil. you know, it's a whole different world down there.
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guess where he is from on planet earth. the sovereign nation he calls home is... new zealand! no. close. philadelphia. not a country. brazil. rio. alphabetically closer. rio. this is an angry bird actually.
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everybody's working for the weekend. and then what? well, you know where loverboy's from? just throwing it out there. where? brazil. they're from canada. are you sure? yeah. i know. fuck, marry, kill ed, edd, and eddy. oh, definitely. fuck edd, and then marry a different edd. no, i would marry eddy. which was the smart one? eddy. yeah, probably him. no!
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do they have a lot of piranhas in portugal? well they have a lot of piranhas in brazil which is you know portuguese is the primary language there. have you guys ever seen the movie brazil? yes. no. one out of ten or it was zero out of ten what do you rate rate it? would i rate it a zero out of ten? i give it like a nine. oh that's really good. oh terry gilliam top tier. terry gilliam yeah terry gilliam.
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