Quotes about “bonds”
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yeah, you get adele a taco from del taco so you can get into adele's taco. del, at the height of their fame and market valuation, should have just bought del taco. yeah. i mean, you gotta diversify. i've heard that from the beginning. exactly. you don't want to diversify your bonds. tacos are forever. the computer industry is on the verge of collapse. it's nearly gone. the taco industry's not going anywhere. people are always gonna need tacos.
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why is that? we made a dope it's got happy air bardem as like a fucking badass villain. is batista in this one? oh, you're thinking of guardians of the galaxy. no, he was in one of the james bonds. he was in say batista. yeah, dave batista. oh, okay. i was thinking of the toronto blue jays first baseman. no, no, he's he plays for the phillies now. no, that's not true. yeah, it is. go look it up. yeah, it is. go look it up. go look it up.
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5900.700
what's that mean? what does that mean? i'm hedonistic too. no, you're a charlotte. you and austin are charlottes. charlotte's web? charlotte's web. no, she's actually quite a nice lady. i can't shoot web. charlotte's husband is a bald guy. very bald. are you talking about barry bonds? no. barry bald? no. barry bail bonds. bail bonds baggins.
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1374.880
, it's like a few of those but it's not as a smaller member of the l and there's a lot of bonds
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3019.040
i do respect ever bonds and dr. strange as that
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1802.260
yeah, diversify your bonds. that's the correct answer. what's in the balloons? these are secret characters potentially. diversify the berlin? we wanna make sure we can get to them. what's in the berlin? yeah, you know what? let's just make sure we can get to all of these. berlin. breloom. ah, that shit farts! damn it. can we even complete this? whoa! what does it give you? old mansion. hell yeah! oh, nice! i got old mansion fuckers. nice!
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4857.980
yeah. alright, he says he's already bought bonds, so... oh. alright. there's nothing left to do then. be honest, are you kevin o'leary? you have to tell us if you are. you have to tell us if you're kevin o'leary. how would you feel about that? what if kevin o'leary gave you like a shitload of money? as long as he didn't require my endorsement, i guess i would just, you know, i feel like even if we may have some disagreements, he should be able to give me money.
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10180.480
no! oh, he pushed me the other way. okay. yeah, i don't know how to put you. look at shugoki, dude. where's the honor? where's the honor, dan? what? nick? nick's broken the bonds. he got revenge again? what is happening? how are you still alive?
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2734.020
do you have any acidity to it? like are you gonna burn through the zip ties made of like hard plastic? no, you just gotta burn through it with sheer force. okay, it's not acidic enough to melt the bonds, but you know if you hit that with like a few mega newtons of force anything's going down. if you just drink enough orange juice and pineapple juice you can come through anything.
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4317.040
for that reactor, they have to heat the plasma up to seven times hotter than the sun so that the atoms start to form helium bonds. i think it's hydrogen. too hot. i'm starting to think the sun's not as hot as they say it is. i thought it was like the hottest thing ever. it's not. we can make all kinds of shit hotter than it on the earth. like knives. have you seen those blue lasers that can pop balloons? those are so cool. yeah, those are way hotter than the sun, right?
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couldn't believe it was real. um, it's called dad of light in north america, by the way. it's daddy of light in japan. oh, that's hilarious. so in case any of you didn't recognize what show we were talking about, there's both names. okay. it's about a man who bonds with his son through final fantasy xiv. correct. oh. that's actually like... sounds... fine, i guess. seems like extremely wholesome. yeah, that sounds relatively wholesome. like, that sounds like a... really, really weird name. that's all. yeah. why is he the daddy of light?
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