Quotes about “blizzard”
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we're going to need a bigger boat - Bits and Banter [06⧸04⧸2026]
- 5456.580 yeah damn bro, that's a new that's a new time we love our clean coal, it's the cleanest most beautiful coal they're selling tickets to sit under the fucking spaceship so they can launch them to space if the blizzard gets too much we could always just let it go ohh... frozen don't say frozen after fun Search ↗
At least there's one engineer among us (Sitting Ducks)
- 1060.720 maybe the fire only uh or the later only works on blizzard. i remember reading about it but i don't know we need fire fire we need fire oh shit oh shit okay let's build a fire we got a lighter over here and then light it because it's the initial fire where do you want to make the fire collect mushrooms collect mushrooms wood we might need it for other stuff what are the mushrooms gonna do Search ↗
- 1169.000 my barrel. i can help you guys put some wood on there. did you put all the mushrooms in the pile? there's two mushrooms right behind you here. i'm collecting more mushrooms. put the mushrooms, i'll put the megaphone in. could work. you never know. yeah, we don't need that shit. if the blizzard gets too much, we could always just let it go. oh. don't say frozen after long. Search ↗
- 1198.400 all right, i think like a game g's like laughs there for a sec. no, no, we wait we wait we wait we don't want to blow too early after blizzard we get tsunami then what well then we have the thruster balloon okay, okay, are you gonna like that bitch? it's not that many seconds Search ↗
- 1228.160 do we know if it's a mushroom over there? it's probably like a damage tick. are you serious? if it goes wrong, then i just get close to the fire. dude, open your mouth. light it, light it, light it. you open your mouth when you do it. okay, light it, light it, light it. oh shit, it's getting big. dude, it's getting big. you're fucking on my thruster, bro. wait, they're ghosts. blizzard ghosts. there are blizzard ghosts. there is a ghost! they're putting out the fires. Search ↗
- 2026.920 okay, then we should start. yeah, start, start, start. oh, it burns the pillars, dude. and then we just hope the next one is blizzard. oh, no, it took the pillar out? yeah, it burns the pillar. we also need this to get to the next island. nah. oh, shit, wow. oh, god. just need a mushroom. smack them into the fire. oh, shit, i threw that zombie in the wall. ah! the island one, island two, that's a joke. oh, they were not zombies? that's my favorite band. Search ↗
Can we survive a tidal wave? (Sitting Ducks)
- 1608.700 do people think i was being fucking vile? risky joke, risky joke on that one. so are we incapable of making fire now? what did you say, vadly? are we incapable of making fire? because i'm actually reading the signs, which apparently have instructions. and apparently there's a blizzard that requires fire to survive. ohhhh. well blizzard? um... Search ↗
- 1633.700 yeah, i did use the tnt. i'll come clean on that one. it's on me. i don't fit the tnt. what the hell with the blizzard? that's how we started the fire last time, no? we should just start it, man. this is weird. the lighter starts the fire. i can't wait for one meter to hit this and then all the fall. one comes in sideways. no, that's a little tight here. when's the blizzard coming? soon, tm? soon, tm. all right, ready up, ready up. oh, i voted ready. i'm going freeform on this one. Search ↗
the magic of soundfonts - Bits and Banter [06⧸02⧸2026]
- 7171.000 true or false? i'm hitting my smugest emote right now. extra large blizzard has like 3k calories. i did have a small dairy queen blizzard yesterday and it is uh, the small blizzard i think it was 790 calories or something. it's so crazy. turtle wunni's peak? man i don't think i've had a turtle since like christmas at my grandma's house in 2003 or something like that. i gotta get on my turtle game. i fucking love caramel. Search ↗
That's not what I said man! (Rune Dice)
- 827.800 should i start playing diablo 4? that's insane. nah? alright. probably the right move. i have a lot of domestic responsibilities. it's on the boycott list, is that true? it actually, i mean it's blizzard, i guess it's... i shouldn't be surprised. yeah, through microsoft? damn man. eoe 2 patch 0.5, launching may 29th. patch 0.5? repeating, of course. check this out. Search ↗
five midorima squad - Bits and Banter [05⧸19⧸2026]
- 2289.360 but cannot kill. there is no cow level bro. wait diablo enjoyer in chat? it's on the boycott list. is that true? it actually i mean it's blizzard. i shouldn't be surprised. yeah through microsoft. poe 2 patch 0.5 launching may 29th. patch 0.5? they should patch it to make it good. i've been saying that about poe for years and to be clear Search ↗
I feel like Chris Pratt on Titan (Counter-Strike 2)
- 585.380 did you know it's like legally not ice cream? really? it's like a frozen dairy beverage or something? frozen dairy treat? apparently like dq is the inventor of soft serve and they can't call it uh ice cream because it doesn't have enough dairy. last two were outside double doors. a suicide. towards a main. bombs down top mid as you can see. i literally think the blizzard is like they doubled the density of ice cream. Search ↗
you gotta see it in imax - Bits and Banter [01⧸20⧸2026]
We hit these now (PUBG: Battlegrounds)
- 940.600 now we're fucking talking, man. let's turn this chat into like martha stewart's sensible living housekeeping tips. it's the type of vibe i'm trying to cultivate. tank top posting in the blizzard. bro, you know what it is? i'm sorry, by the way, to blow you up if you're from the northeast or the midwest. i am essentially a turncoat. i'm a trader. Search ↗