Quotes about “bit of poop”
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3503.140
yeah, wait, bad deaths, celebrity deaths always come in threes. i wonder who the third's gonna be. wait, who is the second? there was another streamer who died. is there a crowdfunding website but instead of money it's poop? holistic poop doctor, i feel like you're not quite as good as the first, the introduction of the holistic poop doctor character. yeah, straying a little bit from the doctor bit.
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3535.760
unless you i don't know maybe you need like a wide variety of poops to to do your your medical practice i don't know. it's a lot a lot of poop not that much doctor fuck it, bro. we're gonna die. it's tumble seed time calling his character night crawlers a good bit. i've seen night crawler i don't remember like anything about it either. i know it has renee russo in it. that's a plus is that the one where he uses his teleportation powers to?
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1226.620
a wedding? what's going on in the movie? the toys are sentient bro. the toys have proof of life. they're realer than some of you motherfuckers. is there a crowdfunding website but instead of money it's poop? holistic poop doctor, i feel like you're not quite as good as the first uh the introduction of the holistic poop doctor character. yeah, straying a little bit from the the doctor bit.
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119.740
but again, if i'd known that it was there, i might have felt a little bit differently about it. do i think i like to focus this turn as a zero cost card also dilutes the curse in our deck, but that's kind of like a little secondary right now. certainly we would try a dual cast and then little prayer involved in the prayer kind of worked man. now i need to play thunder in order to, i was gonna say i need to play thunder in order to poop lightning.
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2895.360
that's not too much work. it's just faster. how's it too much work? it's a little bit more work and you'd pee a lot. it's not more work at all. sometimes it's just annoying to sit down. i've tried doing it more often and then it's just like the whole taking off your pants. yeah but you don't go like, too much work so you stand up and poop. well that's just not well that's cause you can't stand up and poop. yeah that's not gonna happen. well they think of it like that and you can't stand up and poop. actually that's not true. in asia they're trying to get us to stand up and poop. that's not true. no you hover.
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5635.840
mana to more than one unit for the first time in my life and then shooting nothing, but that's okay what do you do anyway spawns little rats throws adjacent units? take some poop toss a coin to your witcher type shit move me a little bit closer and you mind control is not gonna work on you getting a little rat might be kind of awesome even though it does do some damage then you move up here
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7354.700
we pile the poop, exactly right. and then we attack you, which causes you to almost die. my bad, my bad. i kind of left you at the dry on that one. cleric, you gotta get over to the fella. you can get over to the fella. it's a bit of a move though. you gotta trample your own leech and destroy it. and then maybe two boosters gives you eight. one second. you can do this really quick, then bring them back.
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3269.320
sessiness pot and poop pipe. i thought maybe there'd be a coin inside of there. no such luck i'm not even worried about you guys pastime obviously you need to be licked bro i do think if i if i'm shelley may, why don't you come over here grab a coin for the future? i just will toss a little blindness on you too. i want you to pick up the heart over here the hell was that a little bit overpowered if you ask a guy like me. um, i
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383.160
i'm gonna toss you right here. i think you're gonna have the range and you're behind the poop, which means you're probably gonna be in an incredible position here. it did three damage to you. i didn't see that coming, but that's fine. do me a favor, move up a little bit. and then ranged attack that inflicts three bleed. whoever kills this gets an all stats up and a bonus item. you need the bleed, obviously. dash forward one space, then melee attack with knockback. eat dirt, bro. you're literally almost dead already. you kind of fucking suck. why did we get so much mana?
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1208.400
my favorite way to play slay the spire is my cell phone. if slay the spire 1 is anything to go by, there might not be a cell phone version at launch, at least on android. oh, no man. what am i gonna do on the toilet? poop? what, like a medieval peasant or something? bro, i could be putting claws out there with the defect. those of you out here who are, you know, maybe a little bit on the newer side,
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1985.860
bodies got all sorts of weird mechanisms. they're kind of like percolating at all times i mean sometimes people will try to freak you out a little bit and be like isn't it weird that you're like literally making poop out of food as we speak i'm not gonna lie to you. it's a little bit weird it despite being obviously normal as well weird things can be normal what's weirder to me is the fact that like everything in our body functions based on like chemical signals from like large
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2366.820
just hate that it's uh, yeah, it can't seem to make up its mind on what problem it wants to choose each day. you know, it's like, oh today, you're gonna go to poop six times, but you're only gonna poop like a little bit each time and then the fourth time it's gonna take like 30 minutes instead of like five and then... i'm feeling like tomorrow we're gonna do like burning diarrhea. how about that? that's what i'm feeling. burning diarrhea. and then...
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1061.380
holy cow, it's a van but the bird flies it away anyway. and now do you know what lort means in danish? oh, here we go, man. here we go. please don't tell me it's something horrible. it actually means poop. that seems like the sort of thing that maybe they knew in advance. let's give them a little bit of credit. hang on, i know what i must do. blow the horn. i feel like these guys are gonna beat my ass, man.
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