Quotes about “birthday party”
Search the full Northernlion archive below, or browse the quotes on this page.
-
2609.38
when you would like he let me put it this way. he hated the smell of people's breath when they drank soda so we all used to like, you know, you go out for like a pizza hut birthday party or something like that. you get a carafe of pepsi we all used to drink like a bunch of pepsi and then just breathe in his face and he would be like i hate this please stop and we would be like no, there's a lot of fun this is evil
Search ↗
-
3327.20
just say vanilla. vanilla is not my favorite flavor. i would stock vanilla in my house, but there is no shot that i'm gonna be stocking, i'm gonna be taking vanilla from the store. just because vanilla is so readily available at like every four year old's birthday party with the like square container of neapolitan ice cream.
Search ↗
-
2885.42
i bet you're like, why does everybody act as if doritos are not like insNLy tasty? it's the tastiest food on the planet. but there's something when they bag it up and then they ship it across the country, you know, they don't taste as good when you finally open it up at like a two year old's birthday party. but right off the conveyor belt, i bet that the dorito hits like crazy. i can't even imagine. picking the doritos fresh off the vine. hey, here's a crazy one for you.
Search ↗
-
3732.88
really is actually yeah, that's like pierce brosnan in missed out fire he's made to look like an asshole when he's just like a stand up dude. yeah, they always be a subscriber zatonic thank you for the subscription as well like i think nick we've talked about it with like liar liar where jim carrey is actually like a human piece of shit in liar liar? mrs.. is cares birthday party because he's like fucking is like law colleague or something like that and
Search ↗
-
1001.78
it's a birthday party! oh my god! hulk hogan birthday minus one arm. hulk? hulk hogan. wait, you also spelled it hulk. how? what is that? what? communist guy fieri. french? oh my god. dude, i couldn't tell if it was guy fieri or hulk hogan. it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's a fleur it's
Search ↗
-
774.62
chills, chills. that's all i'm gonna say and who stole the last sour cream glazed timbit? i mean no spoilers, please. i'm thinking it's terry. he's a bit of a hoser anyway, i was actually i was just busy this weekend. i was at saturday's just always a busy day and then sunday i had one of my daughter's friends had a birthday party which was sick man. they they brought in a magician. oh
Search ↗
-
811.82
for a birthday party for someone that was turning five. and i was like, this guy literally deserves hazard pay. like he was doing magic tricks for a room of like 25, three to six year olds who did not even understand really like what was happening. so he would be like, check it out. what's this card? say the card if you know it. and then it'd just be met with like pure silence. and then
Search ↗
-
864.96
i was like, man, this guy, whatever they paid him to be at this birthday party, he should have doubled it. cause like this is... but i was, i felt like all the other parents were like, wow, this magician is like not doing so hot. and i was like loving it, man. i was like, leave this guy alone. this is a tough job, dude. sometimes you get 15 minutes into a sponsored stream and you're like, oh fuck, i got another 105 minutes of this?
Search ↗
-
8989.72
is like you're just... well, we went for one of my friend's birthdays and we were like, it's our friend's birthday! and she was like, that's cool, you want to buy me a shot? and we're like, no? and they're like, let's party! and then they took my friend and another one of our friends and like got a table together. and then they spent like $200 buying drinks for the strippers. and i was like, did you have a good conversation? and they were like, no.
Search ↗
-
10101.90
the selfie toaster toasts an image of yourself onto the toast. i don't want to eat myself. that's weird man. you ever have like you know your grandma's birthday party or something they'll give a picture of her to the grocery store and they'll like screen print it onto the cake. it's flipping weird man. kefka40 thank you very much for this subscription. i would love to eat a toaster of um rickhead or tonemos face. yeah that would be cute.
Search ↗
-
359.74
unless it's like a really good one. maybe then, but i don't know. the one, the big pool hall in our, uh, in my hometown is called racks. and it's basically like, eh, it's pool, but it's also hooters for whatever reason. um, and what's ironic is that i had so many birthday parties there. i don't think i ever had a birthday party there, i'm not sure, but uh...
Search ↗
-
5755.80
i mean that's like 30% actors and actresses though isn't it? i'm really not shocked for like a rich famous guy. ryan reynolds seems okay he just seems like kind of annoying. like i feel like he would show up at like a kid's birthday party with like a $500 bottle of wine or something.
Search ↗
