Quotes about “big rock candy”
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there's a lake of stew and a whiskey too. you can paddle all about it in a big canoe on the big rock candy mountain. i will get what he says through the door. did you see that shit? where'd your spray go? your spray disappeared. oh no, someone disconnected again. oh my god. in the big rock candy mountain, you never change your socks.
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i've played every mario party. as a child that maybe they know i exclusively played six and seven and that was about it many years ago. those are bangers though. those are gamecube ones right? yup. oh birdo's married? wait who's birdo married to? mad bad. oh yeah wait birdo does have a big old ring what the hell are you joking? it's probably just candy. that's a rock dude. that or she's a hustler. one of the two.
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thanks teammate, i can't see shit. that was me. that was you. quickie, good kill. i could go for some fucking wet food right now. there's a lake of stew and a whiskey too. you can paddle all about it in a big canoe on the big rock candy mountain. i'm gonna put his ass through the door. did you see that shit? where'd your spray go? your spray disappeared.
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oh no someone disconnected again. oh my god in the big rock candy mountain you never change your socks and there's a bunch of fucking wizards and one really big warlock what is this? are all homemade but the cookies are store bought
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tell people what you're gonna do. so this girl's got kind of an overarching narrative. she's the granddaughter of the owner of this mom and pop rock candy store, and the big capital group, ooh, corporate evil is coming in here to try to buy it away from her grandfather. and she doesn't want to sell it even though the store is hemorrhaging money and their family's probably gonna go completely bankrupt. alright, so she's, i guess, gonna go take us to the station here where we'll look at a different candy shop.
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i'm kind of liking the christian bale voice to be honest. yeah, he didn't trust me. he ran away. he should trust me though. i have a rattler one. i thought you were a tumbleweed soldier. nah, he doesn't give a fuck. he doesn't give a fuck about me at all. shit looked like chicago. damn. battery parking garage? guy who's never been to chicago. what do you mean by that? they got those two big buildings by the river that look like... looks like rock candy? you know what i'm talking about?
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