Quotes about “better call”
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i was streaming with my wife. with my wife? it would have been better actually if he had caught you while you were streaming with your wife. with your wife! you see that bomb? dan's bombs do not behave according to the laws of this game. yeah. round two! round three! round four! i didn't even get a fire on that one! oh my god. that's our st call, they want their game back. stop. don't be rude, dan!
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i'm off of wizards payrolls, so i can commiserate with you now. not sure i understand how you killed me there. i'm the greatest? oh, you bitch boy! don't call me a bitch boy, you bitch boy. ah, i knew better! i do. well played, well played. oh, you... oh, what a duck that you are, because we're playing a duck game. how are we gonna do this? get low!
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oh, maybe we have bloody lust, so taking some damage has allowed me to beat mom's heart. you think dark judas is preferable over his azel? oh, fuck. uh, no. why did you count when you have a timer? shit. but i'm figuring it out now. the brimstone's pretty strong. you lose flight and you lose the brimstone and it's like, eh, maybe you shouldn't have done that. would you rather be dark judas than azazel? that's, well that's what i was asking, yeah. i would rather be dark judas. i'm thinking azazel's the better call.
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is it really vuvuzela and not like babuzela? because it seems a lot easier to pronounce that way. yeah, well it's not in english, you know? it's a south african word. so what do they say? they say vuvuzela! it sounds better when you say it. babuzela. we call it i like babuzela. pony trumpet. big kazoo. fucking whirlybird. well it's
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i'm not salty, just saying. the purge is really good. the purge is actually really good. i like that one. that's way better than the answer i was gonna go with. purge me, daddy. purge gets like 77%. yeah. 75. that one's really good. alright, going into the final lash. the last lash. is what they call it in business. really? it's close. the last lash. purge to purge.
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alright, that was a better argument. he can't breathe then if he doesn't get his suit. i'm retroactively appending that to my argument. guys, i don't know where the strawpool is. it's in there, chad. i'm too lazy to get it. i don't know when to call it because it's so close. rob is right, i've seen attack on titan. we'll go to 1,500 votes if we get there. alright. you know what? we'll go to 1,300 votes because the votes have slowed down.
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wait, then you gotta go a level deeper. wait a minute, are these peanut? yeah, that's what i was thinking. i was like, maybe he's getting some artisan in. are these coconut? pretzel or something. and then i'm like, excuse me, i'm a personal injury lawyer who represents eminem based grocery store claims. i represent the lollipop guild. i can't believe that this savon foods would try to take advantage of a customer like this. better call saul. that show's real good, by the way. i watched through the whole thing in like two days. yeah?
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what rob? we should have some weird slang. like for instance, do you know what they call french toast in england? that's uh... a sizzler. eggy bread. that's way better than french toast man. i know that seems kind of uncreative to me is all i'm saying. dude egg salad is eggy mayo there. is that true? yeah. oh i didn't put my frog mask on. wait i gotta quit.
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all the queen of england donated five more dollars and says mint korea, sorry, i'm kind of old i forget you don't have to do that. thanks though don't call me teammate i'm better that's a eddie murphy's program
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you had a special night? i did, i had a, well i wouldn't call it a special night but i did go see a sporting event and it went well. i had a good time, thank you for asking. my voice has seen better days. they kick any field goals or how'd it go? yeah, they actually had a 100% field goal rate which is rare in hockey.
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this is the longest i've ever been on the first floor. i got to hear like a part of the song i've never heard before. was it good? nick's quiet as all hell. oh good, maybe you won't hear me this time. i don't think he's actually that quiet anymore. this is like i'm running an experiment where i change nothing and then ask people if it's better or worse. i call it the uh the old optometrist trick. is it working? i think it's fine. thank you penn jillette for the three months in a row. i'm a big fan of your work.
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are you having trouble killing tomo pin? no, that's... tomo pin is dead. okay. i'm an idiot! pretty easy floor. pretty good floor, actually. torn photo and the small rock are a nice haul, i would say. yes, i am pro first floor. second floor is pretty good as well. did you take the tnt or did you stick with the book? i stuck with the book and regretted. i think the tnt is a better call there, because you can actually use it as a bomb, just in case. chad, did you hear that?
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