Quotes about “benjamin”
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good luck. would you fight kate? it's not fair. can't make a man fight his wife. that's like the rule of the first rule of court. is it? you can't force a spouse to testify against their spouse. they can volunteer. didn't you ever see double jeopardy? no. yeah, it's not that good. doesn't have harrison ford? no, it has ashley judd and i think benjamin bratt who you may know as the love interest from the first miss congeniality film.
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you know, chris farley's brother actually is an actor. yeah, i know. he's been in movies. yeah, his name's steve farley. he would have guessed. you may remember him from such beauty pageants as miss universe 2016. miss congeniality 2. no, that's benjamin bratt. i gotta shout this donation out. he's actually a 35 year old man of latino descent, whereas steve farley, well, is quite clearly not. not what?
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i mean what else would you want to do with it? at first i was like, come on. what are you doing? i believe it. oh, then when i got older i was like of course they're banging all the time. they got nothing else to do. i should hope to be that lucky. exactly! they got nothing else to do. it's like a college dorm, man. why not be banging all the time? what did benjamin franklin say in the dark, all cats are gray? alright, that's great on like three different levels. you're gonna think that i made that up, benjamin. benjamin and bucklin. the appropriateness of it though.
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benjamin franklin button said, in the dark, all cats are gray. all cats are gray. and he didn't mean it as like a literal reality of optics. he meant... ye! he meant that your dick doesn't know how old the vagina it's inside of is. but that would make a great superhero. you know, i thought the context wasn't the actual context that i was laughing at it for, but alright, that's fair too. that's benjamin franklin, man. he's an old horn dog.
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i think i gave him. yeah, i just gave him some pills. i fed him pills too. now we gotta fill him full of bananas and he'll be fine soon. see i give him a candle he doesn't do shit with it. i'm gonna give him some tapioca. what do you think it's a baby? what is he gonna do with a candle? it's benjamin punton. he's very, you know, old people love tapioca. he's an old baby. doesn't he look just like ryan with the beanie on? what are you talking about? the beanie in the glasses looks just like him.
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two people from history that should definitely have sex. genghis khan and donald trump. nikola tesla and benjamin franklin. j. smith and dan griesling, spankmedaddy. and adolf hitler and plowatron, the japanese sex robot. i believe that's the sex power.
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there's not a single female in this list of... did you forget about dan grieffling? hey o! the button's still alive! it's back! who's pilotron? the japanese sexer. sexer. i just don't get nikola tesla and benjamin franklin. why should they have sex? it would be hate sex, i feel like. what?
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then it was nikola tesla, benjamin franklin. then it was adolf hitler and plowatron the japanese sex are and then it was j smith and dan griesling spank me daddy 40% undermining all of my faith in humanity come on there'd actually be a good couple i
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i'm thinking about a cane run today, something different. doing a cane run. i'd also like to say a really heartfelt thank you to pussdestroyer6969 for that subscription. as well as philius for the two months in a row and benjamin lemon squash, vishar with the 20, uh, seed is bb z c. bb z c y p 9 z
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yeah, i'm gonna really can't escape it in this game. i'm gonna go for the not the shittiest killer, but not the best killer. i'll go chainsaw man. what is that song? sam kaiser for the ten months in a row no mad this is the best killer is it true breaking benjamin is it breaking men should it be is it trapped i
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no, i don't think it's trapped. i think it might be breaking benjamin. i think it's breaking benjamin? i think it's puddle of mud. breaking benjamin. i really love walter white in that show. it's puddle of mud? with two ds? yeah. it's really bad. oh, it is puddle of mud. fox knows. it's just... it's fox knows, but i said it. that's it. well, good job fox. thanks for telling us fox.
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battle. oh, cause like that was savage! now she's the battle. yeah, alright. it's like benjamin moore. how about benjamin less sometimes? i had enough fucking paint on my walls. get out of here. yeah. alright, fuck mary kittle. who's okay. fuck mary kittle. benjamin moore. benjamin moore. j. moore.
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i got a fever of a heart. let's ask, here, let's do this. all right, fuck mary kill, benjamin moore, jay moore, and the benjamin button, or uncle ben. all right, okay, no, no, no. either from spider man or the roundabout. he's either an eddie canadian. fuck mary kill. here's what i found on the web for a zet at an eddie canadian.
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yes, don't leave us hanging. yeah, i'm working on it. what do you mean? you're working on it series? oh, it gave me a link to what canada is hell. yeah, well the future is now. yeah uncle ben uncle ben benjamin button or price you israel's ben gurion international airport produced in fucking vancouver of course hell. yeah, dude. oh
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the person's getting younger by the moment. they are. this is benjamin button orders toast at the deli. see, i'm like way more annoyed with some of the stories in chat that are like, i'd rather have that than some dude dictating like his perfect sandwich order that takes like 20 minutes. absolutely true.
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i don't watch movies. no, it's corporate cane. whoa! almost break a world record! did you though? no, and it still put me in fourth. i like break a world record! wow! at least i almost break a world record! benjamin button doing the javelin. oh, i fouled for sure. oh no, i didn't. but i only got 80 something. sticks! i'm really bad at this event too.
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absolutely soaking wet! it's raining mccain! john? you guys didn't know there's that viral video from 2008 where... oh yeah, that one. it's raining mccain and then like six years later h. john benjamin was like i made that. made this. please clap. oh, coin! oooh, this'll do it. oh, that's a dirty one.
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hey, who's your favorite american trader? i'm just joking. trader horn? but it would be benjamin franklin. and by benjamin franklin, i mean benedict arnold. benedict cumberbatch arnold. benedict franklin. nick, i'm gonna need you to stop doing that though. is nick bringing out like more lord of the rings people? no, nick is, he just jumps into the ocean over and over. yeah, but he likes it. i'm not gonna tell him not to do it if he likes it.
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can i oh oh my god rob your whole left side is in danger of splintering like it's a corpus callosum of a patient undergoing brain surgery baby dr. benjamin got to be careful that will give eventually i'm not letting it give it's going no i know but like just be aware you might not want to go further left at this i did it
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