Quotes about "before you"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

148.820 oh, he didn't catch the parallel there. okay, that's fine. heat, um, it's a movie. you know, yesterday before the stream i watched, uh, i watched about 30% of heat. and i was like, this is still dynamite. Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
910.480 oh baby a subscriber an irish wristwatch. thank you very much for the subscription i think i'm just gonna do like lost runs. you're not gonna go back at it nick that seat is hot garbage all right well i'll try and win it for you if you win it more power to you, but that is uh it's my own fault for dying i'll admit, but that is uh that was a terrible scene how far did you get before you done? i mean Search ↗
2450.300 and now why don't you hate harry potter? i kind of i did hate harry potter when i was like in seventh grade cuz it i was like a proto hipster. i was a hipster before it was cool. i met a hipster. it's there was a proto meta hipster. okay, maybe if we're being specific we are it's part of the sub genre of meta hipsters fucking hell. i died without trying to i Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3899.160 i did the stupidest thing. i saw that. the thing is that made it worse though is i just drank the vial that gave me 50 hp back right before i blew that up and took it back away. wait, can we break this? oh, i got an achievement. yeah? early in the morning. i hate being drunk in video games. yeah, it always does the same thing. it's always annoying. it's always the worst! it should at least give you stat bonuses though, right? i would think that it does. you get extra charisma. Search ↗
3998.260 are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying. Search ↗
4707.600 oh the old boss charges you and then stuns himself on the wall gag, huh? i feel like i'm a lot more effective if i jump into attacks more. oh, you got him! dead as dicks. you don't want that potion or whatever? oh, removes poison and diseases. that's good to have. oh, there's a party in here. this game looks surprisingly fun. chat, the only people surprised by it are you. we played it before and it was a lot of fun. Search ↗
5463.140 yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me. Search ↗
5950.660 pretty average for a first chest. eh, nothing special. doesn't have like a triangle fire orb. oooohhhh! kay! it's a freaking orb! i've never had this yet, so i'm pretty excited. just gotta use b. yeah. there you go, you got it. i'm at like half health already for some reason. how'd you kill things with this? it's really good! no mana? oh. just hold it over them for like a sustained period, you'll be fine. it kept canceling before i could hit anything. there's the hp potion. Search ↗
5989.920 i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe. Search ↗
6599.360 i am like not in a good place here. there's cheese. oh yes, you're right. it's not a huge bonus, but it's something. kevmeister12, thank you very much for the subscription. oh, you're doing some good damage there. yeah, this is going alright. if you live through a bunch of these dudes, i'm actually coming back. really? one more. that's all the encouragement i need. he says before getting hit six consecutive times and... oh, it's bread! aw yeah! shrek's back, baby. this summer... Search ↗
7801.480 that seems like it shouldn't be allowed to be done. are there not, like, sanitary rules in this wrestling? well, rikishi washed his ass before they did it. it's not like he was just going in sight on scene. yeah, you say that, but do you know? how do you know? yeah, you don't know that. did you watch him? ah, get out of here, you scumbags! you probably did watch him, didn't you? i watched rikishi. nick, what would your finishing move be? a nice guy hug? uh... wow, rick! rock your world, move. oh, he's a nice guy! Search ↗
9488.000 off them. you mean not mountain people, people who live off the mountains. no, like people who live off the nourishment that the mountain provides. like mountain people. you've never heard of mountain people? like they get the water from the snow at the top? they get the water from the snow. yeah, there's probably some of them. i don't know any, but i'm sure they're around. i was just wondering. you have a message you want me to give them? i was wondering if you've ever seen them before. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

674.860 thank you chef. you know how he looked really bad right before he died. i'm sorry chef. what's mom's does mom's wig give you spiders to hang around? all the time. gives you some spiders. dozens of them. the most childbirths on record is actually 69 according to chat. and they didn't just say 69, they provided a source. Search ↗
1848.960 is if the man went through a teleporter, is he the same man on the other side? well that's what i was trying to figure out before and you wouldn't are we still are we still working for him? should i take a look at a vico? are we still smarter than a fifth grader? we may never have been. that's true. if you send a fifth grader through a teleporter and they become a sixth grader, are they smarter than themselves? oh fuck. could a fifth grader make a stone so heavy even a sixth grader couldn't lift it? Search ↗
1924.140 i appreciate it, i need all the help i can get, cause i am absolutely gonna die soon. yeah. it's like, you know, i hope you don't, but you are destined to die before me just because of your birth date, so... right, and my sedentary lifestyle and my poor eating habits and, you know, all those things. Search ↗
2797.960 yeah, you know it's not like the nick never started the fire. i never start fires. i avoided it all costs i mean nick and i have had this conversation before it was always like one kid on your school bus who's like check it out i got a lighter yeah, i'm gonna light the bus seat on fire and then half the kids are like oh cool and but then nick and i are on the bus like i really hope i really doesn't start the fire stops doing that soon and Search ↗
4700.340 you guys see the marson yet? oh, you got a burger? oh, burger time. yeah, that's awesome. i want a fucking burger. i want an in and out burger. that's what i want. i'm gonna send you out a burgatory. oh, my god. i'm gonna be in san francisco for literally like four hours on thursday. maybe i'll make that my one meal there. you really should actually. burgatory is pretty good. i do like it. i've been to in n out before and i liked it. i liked it pretty good actually. oh! Search ↗
5551.880 you're not supposed to get any windows version before service pack 1 comes out. it's a general rule. oh, you were so lucky you didn't get that was a little scary. imagine if you had roostuck inside of your burger. god damn. my body came out the other side. did he pull the pin? no, he didn't. nope. got him right in the burger. he goes running. no, seven. which i actually thought was the newest version. Search ↗
5716.400 yeah, i know right? sorry. then it'll all come out. well, it's not sass. i was just happy. it's sauce, not sass. oh my god. i think it's sass. sass catoon. yeah, sass catoon. oh my god, i watched so much dragon's den last night. oh, i love that joke. probably the least interesting thing you could have said. no! did you watch the new doctor who? no, i haven't seen that yet. you gotta stop him before he gets too out of control. yeah, he has. yeah, i did it. Search ↗
5745.360 you gotta stop me before he gets too outta here! oh yeah! he was fed! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! you fucking... don't do that! you call him wobbert? wobber wobber wobber? i'm bob walters with a very deep voice. bubba walter. i'm bubba walters. and you're watching espn. i will never be wrong. Search ↗
5883.180 is it? whoa! which were the plays? i wanna know. the throwing the uh, throwing the, the whatchamacallit before throwing the sword before people can get armor? that's next level man. i was trying to see if that would do anything. that's a good idea. i thought maybe you were talking about the gun. no, no. actually there's a sword stuck in the air for me. do you guys see that? yeah, yeah, that happens. you think my armor can survive this? hey guys, you wanna make a destiny fire team together? Search ↗
6153.980 then i'll make your burger bounce. oh make a burger bounce. i wish you got to generate some speed takes a little while here ah that's my arm. that's my arm. you guys want to play that's my arm later. absolutely. oh, there's a mine. how many minds are there? this fucking level that's all the problem before it became a problem. oh Search ↗
6626.860 whoa, okay, yeah sure. i blocked it with my chainsaw. yeah, you blocked the explosion with your chainsaw. yeah, because i had a man. i spiked those exploding coins. it was t bag and rob. it did t bag. yeah, i tasted it. salty? nah, it was like a gorilla. kill me before i kill myself. thank you, kait. salty, like a gorilla. what? Search ↗
7862.620 it's white. release the countdown timer when the countdown timer has a 1 in any position. the button is white and there is a lit indicator with the label car, c a r, hold the button and refer to releasing a held button. it says hold, doesn't it? lit indicator? no. no, it says hold. okay. oh, if none of the above apply, hold the button and refer to releasing a held button. okay. what's the strip? what's up with the strip? you gotta hold the button first before you see a strip. Search ↗
10701.760 we did it. alright! we had 4.28 seconds left. that one took me a while. well we had to figure out that puzzle first before we did it. i thought you were on complicated wires for the first 30 seconds or so of that and i was very confused. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

208.620 i also have not been following the saga of its, you know, development and other various controversies, so i have no real bias against it, i guess. i should know my audience better before i make jokes like that. fair enough. speaking of platformers though, the mega man collection on steam, i picked that up, and it's amazing to me how poorly a game can run. oh no. Search ↗
720.800 and before he found it on freakin' basement one somehow. ten coins gives you an increased angel rune chance. ugh. never done that again. that's yeah, that sounds terrible. that breaks the meta like crazy. i got the d6 on this run. hilarious. i get it. Search ↗
1410.720 yeah, i mean like come in the case ready to go. yes that was in the case i felt my own before and i had like some really quirky problems not similar to what you have like mine i would start my computer up and this is still the case in the computer in the other room and half the time the monitors don't don't come on. oh wow, and i have to keep restarting it until finally the computer talks to the monitors so i mean, i'm not Search ↗
1724.500 isaac, er, nl is not the absurd guy anymore. pardon me, i took tiny planet before i had death's touch, because i'm not a little bee with a little pee. i got no problems with the absurdity here. i know, people always freak out when i take tiny planet, i'm like, guys, it's not bad. you can hit like three things at once in a room, all around the room. nothing wrong with tp. oh, oh, oh, open it. Search ↗
4091.360 and he's mad he didn't get any expeditions, but he's like i got three planeswalkers and like ten mythics, but i didn't get any expeditions thanks chronic failure. it's a good box. three months in a row. and thank you to mansional shambler. i've never done a sub 15. never sub 15 to lost run before. must say. that felt good. oh man. Search ↗
4779.560 i'll just make it my life's work. no big deal. life's work? yeah, i'll just spend the next 20 years of my life figuring out how to make a tetris code. you'll probably pay somebody to do that before you can fix that. oh yeah, that's more likely. ryan's chat's like, excuse me? i keep getting these pringles tostitos ads that just play. Search ↗
5646.180 how do you handle mixtape versus flyer? do you evaluate the object that's being thrust upon you before you decide? your hands never extend outside of your body. right, right. if someone, well i don't want a flyer either. well i know you don't but like you can get away with being polite to them and don't take any penalty as a result. Search ↗
5807.260 i'm a huge fan, here's some money, that would be uncomfortable for me as well. save your money. i've had somebody do that to me before and i was like, no, look man, i don't want your cash. i have a donate button on my channel, you know, keep it. let me buy you lunch, you know? yeah, that is one of those interesting things. whoa. Search ↗
5948.860 he's all around the world. okay? i maybe catch him for three seconds. i was around man. i'm a big fan can you give me directions to your wallet? i'm a big fan of imagine dragons okay, look i wasn't born the cynical person that you see before you society has turned me into the world hardened his heart exactly look i cried when i watched the brave little toaster just like anybody else okay Search ↗
6000.340 i met enel at pax east when they finally let him in after someone stole his media badge. that is the perfect story for how i have become the hardened husk you see in front of you today. thank you for reminding me of that. the husk. i think people are inherently good. hey, uh... looks like you already picked up your media badge despite the fact that you've been on a plane for like nine hours and in the hospital for three hours before that. oh, oh yeah, okay. are you sure you didn't pick it up? Search ↗
7113.420 i'm gonna take one down with me at least. maybe. i've seen you on the skytrain, but we got into different cars. that could have been me. i have ridden the skytrain before. on the regular. have you ridden the midnight meat train though? i have ridden the skytrain at midnight, which is a little bit like that. oh. thanks, megan, for the resub. does he have one hp? yeah. is that what that said? that said one. if i had one more turn, i think i could win. well, i'd have to kill both worms. Search ↗
7767.420 recall. oh there's a person. there's a person. oh nice, we have the room. i talked for way too long before i realized there was no one else in the call with me. were you doing a poetry slam? yeah, i was definitely slamming out some poetry right there. were you deaf? one more join. oh, so how do you give me the code now? i don't have the code. the code is in the skype window. what? oh, there it is. it wasn't there a second ago. Search ↗
7798.100 there you go. i've made them loud again. excellent. okay. give me a moment. so just add in the points that i got for my sweet answers before and i'll be good. there's only two. rob, are you the first one in? uh, yes. i mean, everybody's in. okay. i'm in it to win it. Search ↗
8049.760 i'm hoping the airport has a store that sells magic booster packs tomorrow. yes, that's wrong! that is wrong! that is the most wrong. yeah. i'm like, i could just crack one or two before i get on the plane, right? oh my god, you're so addicted! the smell of a hobby shop is the best. if you ever go to las vegas, never go to the slot machines. that's what i'm gonna say. don't have ones that win magic cards, then he'll be honest. yeah, dude! it just drops a bunch of shitty lands all over you when you win. Search ↗
9017.180 it's alright. we can still do this. i can probably get like another two minutes before the stream ends you know what? i don't actually have to i have the control over everybody's in so we don't even have to go until you're ready yeah, all right. i'm loading up. who's the bidiot now? oh god it's playing an ad. oh no. all right rob begin. we're ready begin us. okay. we've begun. oh Search ↗
9047.760 we're back. bidiots! oh god, do i get to draw now? salutations, bidiots. welcome to the absurd art auction. rich is the most powerful art buyers. somehow, we were invited. that's nice. woot. please try not to break anything. before you get started, look at your device. yeah, i'm looking at it. okay, we have to draw something. Search ↗
9083.820 yeah, i see that. so draw it right now. okay, will do. thank you cognitive dissonant 22 months in a row! if someone else buys your art in the auction, you'll receive 50% of what they paid for it. wow, that's a really... that's bad. why would anyone want to buy this? you actually need to draw two drawings before time runs out. don't be too precious about it. okay, um... and there's only 70 something seconds left, so be ready. oh shit, alright, i gotta draw this better. Search ↗
10180.160 cut all wires even if the bomb was made before 2010. which it was. do not cut the third wire even if another rule says you should. cut all odd wires if the bomb was made after 1998. it was. it was. i have four black wires. don't cut the third one. one and three, but not three. so one. no? just one. okay, move away, we got time. i cut one. you got one. Search ↗
10373.760 we blew up haha that was hard well yeah that's kind of hard what was that was nick you should have filed betsy looney how is looney before lacey yeah that doesn't make any goddamn sense wait that doesn't make any goddamn sense that's just wrong that's just wrong you should not apply lights cobalt had a k right we're stupid i did have a kid we i got it i got stuck on the l's and was like we gotta go deeper Search ↗
10406.100 oh, so they're saying next after lacey. okay, alright. no, after k. we should have had k first. we screwed up before we even started. okay, okay, alright. okay. sweet. cut all even numbered wires. okay, two and four? page one is supposed to say odd instead of even. one and three? oh fuck. do not cut wire two even if page one says that you should. Search ↗
10460.720 actually, you know what? let's go first letters first and then we'll narrow it down, right? that makes no sense. i have a g. i have a double a. i have a z and an e. i have an m and a z. and i have a w. yeah, so i'm doing my aa. yeah, a. okay, next. i have a g. i have an e. i have an egg. okay. so e. i have an m and a z, so i think it's e. yeah, it's e. but it has an e? okay. anything before g. uh, no. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

78.020 downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya Search ↗
324.260 there's this, basically part of painting is you lay down like these big fields of color and then you build on them. so bob ross, he's a pretty good painter, he actually knows what he's doing and he's got the whole thing down to a pretty good science and he's quite good at just, you know, doing stuff on tv. that's kind of his gig, or was his gig before he died. so he was laying down big fields of color and he like made these picturesque mountains and then he'd put like a splotch of brown in front of it and everybody was like, destroyed. destroyed, destroyed, destroyed. he ruined it! he has no idea what he's doing, he's incompetent. Search ↗
1369.980 as much as i would love to just like walk into this item room and have it be a new item that nobody's ever seen before, this is not afterbirth. no. afterbirth, my plans for... oh, guppy. guppy. guppy. give me a sec. guppy. guppy. guppy. guppy. no, no guppy. i'm getting afterbirth at the same time as you folks, unless you're a lucidator, in which case, go fuck yourself. awkward. Search ↗
2049.320 i was like, what are you doing? i've made that mistake on long flights before where they give you ice cream and then like two hours later you have six hours left of flying and your teeth are just like, oh this is not right. it wasn't even a normal ice cream, it was some kind of weird artisanal like ginger bullshit. i was like, i'm not in the mood for this, this is too early for this right now. this is very united. Search ↗
2130.300 not no amount of money can change that, but uh... yeah, you could you could like take a shower while you're flying. alright. jenna, you probably should before you go to the in lounge cocktail bar. because, you know, you you might be flying with royalty. you want to make sure you look your best. mmm. Search ↗
3318.140 not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing. Search ↗
5145.480 not actually saying fuck you cgp grace is a very erudite individual you know the day i came back or the day before i came back from ireland was when their at clocks went back an hour so it was already five hours, and then it was six. that's confusing. it was very confusing what happens if you work retail on daylight savings? well, i guess it happens at 2 a.m.. right so yeah for most people that's not gonna be an issue yeah, i have done that actually it wasn't an issue because it's like you know i Search ↗
5753.040 i really like how they bring back the turtle when you get to the aquifer. the turtles are like a little stronger. because you can't shoot them anymore. yeah, twitter, bring back the turtle. build the turtle fans. what is that? classic auto tune the news, man. build the turtle fans. build the turtle fans. i've never heard of this before. you gotta go back and see some good ones. i like those guys. and how could you not, right? they're hilarious. Search ↗
6370.960 did you see the new terminator movie by chance? no, i have not seen the new terminator. yeah, avoid it. it's really bad. that's what i heard. i only wanted to bring it up because i wanted to hear your take on why they thought it was appropriate to have so many confusing timelines intersecting in a movie. i don't know man. like, oh i didn't take a knife before kill. they just really want to make terminator 2 again and they don't know how to do it so they're just throwing shit at the wall until something sticks. Search ↗
6639.860 that was also the flight where, um, i mean there was a snowstorm that super delayed it. but they were like, you know, sometimes you'll fly and they'll be like, well we've overbooked our flight because we always do. uh, is there anyone around that would take $100 american airlines gift certificates to go on the next flight? this one, they weren't fucking around. it was like the week before christmas and they're like, we're gonna give you $800 cash if you don't take this flight. Search ↗
7669.920 drak gave me an afterbirth thumbnail. oh, sweet. hey drak, can i have one too? i should probably have said that on skype before, but i didn't. yeah, just call them out publicly. yeah. i'm not kidding, like if you make one i'll pay you for it. yeah, that's... correct. pluto's surface is about the size of russia. there you go. maybe not the same size as the... what's bigger, russia or the pacific ocean? mmm, pacific. you think so? yeah. russia's huge though. probably pretty close. Search ↗
7830.460 yeah, it kind of looks like they took a map that i've seen before and then just put it into photoshop and then use the skew to turn it all a little sideways. anybody that wants to know about the winkel triple, here is that. you can also go to winkel.org if you're interested. i linked it in my chat. and now did you know you can fit three canadians inside of florida? that's not correct. there are like tens of thousands of canadians inside florida at every given moment. Search ↗
8346.660 some sort of hidden subtext to that that i wasn't picking up on. i did play madness and he did beat me, but this was ages ago. whoa! you vaporized my missile! you liked it? no, i didn't. i wanted that missile to hit you. i'm not surprised, quite frankly. i'm starting to feel a little conscious about how my game's gonna end up here. that's what you did! alright, i didn't even see it before. oh, i've been practicing. i've been waiting for this day. Search ↗
9062.260 bob ross does what he does for you. you're gonna let nick sandbag as he pleases. i don't even think he noticed. i must have missed the first sandbag. i didn't notice i did. i do it instinctively. that's the biggest sandbagging of all. before you even know you're doing it. yeah. i'm the worst. i'll get these accelerators. how's my kitty? he's fat and happy. he's a good boy. that's good, yeah. it's good for a cat, man. he scratched me a lot when i got back, because i guess he was lonely. Search ↗
9891.480 how did it blow up? i shot it with another cannon before it made it all the way. okay. and there's another. that's right. i'm familiar with this strategy by now. yeah, you kind of just like overload them. that's the idea anyway. it's actually nice to have these floating turrets to just kind of throw another one in the distance somewhere. you know, it makes it easy to protect. oh shit. oh my baby. Search ↗
10158.920 well, i'm just sorry need to know basis isn't it. i guess it is i was just curious because it can't be canada runs on duncan yeah, i don't think it is i think you're probably correct on that good. you want to double dip double they've been that's uh i got some worms the voice sounded like words, but i don't remember ever hearing them say that before oh, you just destroyed the diamonds. what a dick. i needed those. what's your what's your problem? i like diamonds Search ↗
10425.840 never seen that effect before i didn't intend for the fish to die just a man you killed brandon the fish i wouldn't dream of it. he's in the ocean. he got x's fries. oh there i go i'm gonna swim in the mail. it was just like no space left on the left side of the screen no, nowhere to build should we wrap up or you should wrap up? yeah? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

40.860 but i can always go in the the silver door first though because you get a free item before you do anything you find like ten waves of enemies and then you uh? you know live your life you can decide you can decide if you want to do devil deals too by just doing another wave. it's great have you never or sorry let me put it this way have you ever not done a devil deal in green mode by accident once Search ↗
174.300 fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i Search ↗
755.180 it's a lot of fun. have you found the one that turns your tears into fingernails before because that's pretty small i've had the one that turned my tears into regular nails. no fingernails. they're like little short crescents, but they go through stuff oh, yeah, no, i've seen that and i've also had one that turns it into regular nails yeah, i had that too, but not now. oh Search ↗
2653.080 i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god. Search ↗
3507.040 that's halloween ing for sure. yeah, i didn't make a pumpkin though. i mean, i never made a pumpkin, like grew a pumpkin, but i've also, but i've carved some before, it's not this year. seems like you got it all under control. it was pretty controlled. it was a controlled atmosphere, yeah. yeah. you guys talking about controlled atmospheres? yeah, we're talking about entropy and things like that. halloween entropy, specifically. hollowentropy. what do you mean? Search ↗
3569.580 locked myself in my room so that no evil spirits got me there's one guy in my chat that really wants me to stop drinking red bull. why is that? i don't know there's the same makes my blood sticky your blood is thinking now and that it'll make my heart stop i don't think these things are true. i mean maybe if theoretically but like no i don't think so i've drank a few of them before you're drinking them right now. yeah, actually i am what about Search ↗
4184.460 he's a hack man. you think gene hackman is hugh jackman's dad? i think we've talked about that before and i forgot. gene hackman and hugh jackman. ah, she's the female carrot head. well, okay first off it's carrot top. carrot top? not carrot head. she does have red hair though, but carrots have green hair, so. that's like calling somebody a rock tinto. you don't call him a carrot head? Search ↗
4532.120 nothing, i don't play fair. i'll play by the rules rick's like your eyes local style what's like i don't know this thing like comes out of the ground it pisses out yellow piss worms and by piss worms i mean piss flies is it an enemy is it a bottle that shoots out piss flies? yeah? yeah, you got to kill the bottle before the piss flies stop they're actually corn flies. it's the name of the game. oh, it's be for dummies or guffees paw oh Search ↗
5047.720 oh, maybe. that was just like pee. smell if you take a big poop one time. yeah, i imagine so. i mean that is probably the primary sense associated with it. poop? yeah. yeah. i've smelled poop before. who hasn't, man? folks without noses. whoa! or folks that can't smell with their nose. that's two. yeah, there's two of those people in the world. Search ↗
5731.860 that's a good point. there's a lot of sad people in chat. dude, i mean, they'll be happy later. let's be honest. these people aren't, you know, afterwords anymore. yeah, french could end up on g2a anyway. yeah, they're gonna throw the shit on kinguin and make 72 cents and then buy a csgo, or something. somewhere ed is crying right now, just one tear. just one. thank you, tyrone. so, i have one question before i go. what do you guys think? i really like it so far. love it. i like it. Search ↗
6220.580 what? what? can you just like keep getting the same item over and over again? you just keep rewinding it? the... you have to keep the item when you go back in time. yeah, you keep the item. it's like when you go back in time with the time machine, you still have the time machine. oh, i think he means if you pick it up and then go back to the room before you picked it up. i guess you could go and do that forever, yeah. are you trying to primer me or something? he's trying to looper you, i think. i've never looped or primered. you've never seen neither of those. they're really good, man. Search ↗
6321.320 what do we get? robo baby. oh my god. it makes you immune to explosions. okay, that's good to know actually. and actually very sensible thematically speaking. oh! mom's knife is a devil room thing now. first item room. holy mantle. rainbow worm. here we go, baby. mom's knife is a de wasn't mom's knife a devil room item before? yeah. i don't know. mom's knife has always been a devil room item. i've never seen it before. how is that even possible? Search ↗
6409.440 prohibitively saw a small on runs before that could be great for dodging a shitload of bullets though. it's very true there's any certainly positives associated with it i feel uncomfortable this man is named rag man like it just is like maybe we shouldn't just define him. i'm fucking dead with holy mantle, maybe we shouldn't define him based on his uh his choice of attire you know Search ↗
6520.020 it's a the aerosmith song ragdoll i get it now. i heard it, and i knew what the song is but i didn't recognize it nick have you seen the episode of pawn stars where that guy comes into the pawn shop? pawn de stars ha ha have you seen episode of pawn stars of where stars uh they go into the pawn shop and the dude has the aerosmith shirts and no he's ever seen before oh Search ↗
6668.780 it wouldn't have been so bad if i didn't come in from the top door, which is the one that you can't see behind the statue and you'll immediately walk into it. oh, here we go. ludovico technique is the lost. i can't end this one. take as long as you need, josh. the same thing happened to cobalt right before he killed mega satan with lost. wow. oh man, that's so bad. apparently my next run's gonna be really good according to that. Search ↗
6694.060 unless that was the deal with the devil just before mega satan. i think me and kobold operate on all the same seeds remember so that's true. i remember happen corn flies man what's corn flies? they're yellow corn poo sounded oh, those are the piss flies dog charlie wins more you said that what our corn flies sounds like owen wilson to me what are corn flies? yeah, see pretty similar. oh, yeah, so i'm oh yeah talking about i Search ↗
7693.360 you know, i care about myself too much right now. oh wow! i've done that before too! what the fuck just happened? i netted you, you dropped your sword and it killed you. you netted me, i dropped sword. and it killed you. where am i heading? this is bad. oh, it's better now. shit. oh my god. i did not murder him! i did. almost got me there, josh. get away from me! Search ↗
7878.840 give me that when i'm dropping on your head. i'm giving you that, i got a helmet on. yeah, you gotta give me it. i want to drop it on your head. no, stop. alright. oh, you broke my helmet, you dick! oh, it dents! i've never seen that before! i don't like it. that was really good. no! you shot me through the glass. that's why they call me mr. glass. mr. ass? they're just making fun of you. well, what you eating? Search ↗
7969.400 choco came through he said in my chat before if i said i would eat the booty like groceries you would donate a hundred and eleven dollars and so i said it now. i donated eighty four eighty six and says no you totes deserve this. thank you so much you're very welcome. it's pretty baller. i sold out a little bit, but thank you basically like a twitch prostitute yeah, all right nice thing to say if you're cool with it. that's all right. don't throw you off the level for saying that wow Search ↗
9396.620 i almost got you, you little bitch. if you just came down to suicide with me, i would have smoked your ass. smoke it if you got it. no, no, get that shit out of here. that's such a load of horse hockey. i've never smoked ass before, do you think it tastes bad? get him! get him with the aw, ryan, you suck. get him again. oh, i torched his ass! i did, but everyone's dead. through the fire and flames. happy thanksgiving. Search ↗
9623.780 he had the children and then she had children. so they're not the biological parents, right? i mean, i mean they are of the half of them each individually. they're half of the whole. okay, that's what i thought what do you get? well, i mean i get it now. i just never like crossed my mind before wow wow you turn me into a fucking sausage daddy would she like some sausage? Search ↗
10527.080 i don't know how you died nick, because i didn't shoot. no we both shot. you didn't shoot your load? i didn't shoot my load, no. did nick win? yeah dude. well i was at seven before we started the last round so... i think i did. you were there. oh yeah. i think nick had a lot more than that. we might have like a fire alarm. yeah. i think the train is just coming into the station. it'll probably just like end the stream i guess. yeah don't burn to bits in a few hours. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

683.780 should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay. Search ↗
1299.540 can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to... Search ↗
2194.840 it looks cool though. it does look cool. it's got cool points. if i d100 myself into an item, does it unlock on my log, do you know? i don't know. it's okay, i can just check afterward. i d100'd the other day and i got real platinum god before i even had all the items. so that sounds like maybe a yes then. i heard that's happened to some people though. they'll just like pick up one item and then it's like, real platinum god, you did it! wow, you worked hard. now stop playing. Search ↗
2572.440 like, now i find myself being like, it's like my new brimstone or mom's knife where i'm like, i'm not gonna take that, we just took that last run. yeah. but it really does do the job most of the time. pretty good for getting items done showing up too. yeah. if you're interested in that kind of thing. i wouldn't disagree with that. don't tell baggy, i really wanna roll this room. let's see. direct evidence that it saved my run just before, so yeah, it's really a thing. i think it's a great item. Search ↗
2727.840 and then before you ejaculated, you injected like red food coloring into the tip of your dicks so it was like a laser came out. oh my god. i'm just these are good business ideas, man. i don't think they are, actually. consider it. you can probably get a modeling job if you get that kind of plastic surgery done. some kind of niche website. brimstuff.com Search ↗
3820.980 oh god. just don't. okay, i trust that whoa! my tears are freaking out. oh my goodness. i hear box of friends is now a four room charge, but once every three times you use it, it uses the three room charge krampus' head from before they nerfed that. Search ↗
4672.540 now i'm at the point where i'm holding r to do lilith runs. this is where i've gotten in my life. re evaluate. you trying to do greed ones? yeah. yeah. it shouldn't be as hard as it is. i really like... i have a hard time aiming my tears with the incubo incubodies. there we go. got monstra's lung on an incubus, that's kind of fun. too bad i couldn't do it before. yeah, i would kill for any tear effect, man. Search ↗
5672.060 for a chaos garden it only helped me one time and i haven't found one ever in greed mode same same they might have removed it unless you guys have found one before i have seen screenshots with it so i don't think it's removed, but i've never seen one personally. yeah, this is really good i kill the angels just for fun. i'll skip a donation and we'll see you guys maybe it's time base like mmm Search ↗
5945.920 yeah, you just go down the hole, you hug the right side, you drop a bomb before it blows up. as it's dropping, you leave the room at the top, then you go back in, you drop a bomb on the left. you can do right or left, whatever order. and then you leave the room so that the bombs sink up, and then you rush all the way back down, and then you hold as still as you can when you're at the bottom to the left of the bombs. you have to hold perfectly still, and then if they'll both blow up and they'll push you through. Search ↗
6008.280 my body it's okay. i got one more day tomorrow, and then we'll start working on this. i guess they're on our normal streams what was your machine and when like at its peak before the patch no? i mean like whatever it was that winning date crash. i don't know you what was it at chat was anybody paying attention was it to 30 something? i think yo what if it was 109 oh no? what if it was 218? Search ↗
6688.900 it's fun to play now. that's good. before i was just like, oh this is good but it's for casual players. so i was like, you know, it's a great way to introduction to the game. cause i would just get an iv bag every time or a bloody penny or whatever. yeah, i kind of didn't like the play style at first cause i just, i was like my strength on the run is directly proportional to the amount of time i'm willing to spend hitting space with this iv bag. but i like to go fast. didn't interest me that much. Search ↗
6830.820 and then, well at best you would have a bunch of diamond dust which you could then use to coat some other blade. oh that'd be sweet. diamond dust is like a new rebirth item. you could coat his katana with it and cut through some of those fucking boots full of meat. you wanted to rage quit this deal with the devilnik? i uh, no i didn't go to the, sorry i meant the one before that and it was just the boss fight that was taking me 100 years. oh yeah, no i'm with you on that one for sure. Search ↗
7663.180 let me know if you guys get more than seven coins in your machine at the end. all right, that would be interesting data actually yeah, or if you even get a coin machine from the day from oh, yeah i i've done it before i don't think we will this is where i should warn you if you are uh, photosensitive i would advise you to probably look away from the screen multi dimensional baby incredibly huge tears incredibly massive seizures perhaps careful Search ↗
9848.720 dude, it gets weirder. like, i don't think we get the same ones, but it can get weirder. okay. i just don't want to take away their baby if they like this run. now i've got 13 minutes before i have to go, but i can't just do an azazel run anymore! oh yeah. i guess you have to play nuclear throne now. screw it. poor zazzle. Search ↗
10437.820 oh, i had a couple donations i didn't catch there. thank you very much to rick mcslick for the $4.20. interesting amount, but i appreciate it. how do you guys eat your hot dogs? i'm usually a yellow mustard kind of guy. sometimes i go for spicy brown mustard or the old ketchup and mustard. i like all of them, honestly. i like chili dogs. yeah, chili dogs are fucking awesome. i'm a fan. cheesy chili. i've done a bacon dog before. it's not even that bad. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

1339.280 i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day. Search ↗
2513.200 alright. what bishnab said was proved false. it's the damage throughout the whole fight, the more damage you do at any time, the more defense he has. lowering your damage lowers his armor, letting you get in more damage before his armor goes back up. yeah, i think i need someone smarter than myself to suss out the min maxi kind of way of dealing with the armor mechanic and then Search ↗
2707.960 that was an old hint for angel rooms? oh wow. i guess it was. i just thought the angel room mechanic was so obvious, why would it need a hint? just obviously get your first deal with the devil, don't take any items in it, and you got like a 33% better chance for getting a deal with the angel. it's like, i've played video games before in my life. i tweeted something about the angel room hints, and somebody said that in order to get the item that tells you the hints, you already had to have gone to item rooms that got you to it. so it was just like redundant. mmm. Search ↗
4893.740 oh i already installed it. wow i'm ahead of ryan. even though i'm behind ryan. ahh, tower climb. took me a while to figure out an optimal controller layout for this game because it's got too many buttons. like uh, i should be using my 360 controller? if you want. i mean, i got away with a keyboard before but i moved over to controller this time. i think it'll be better. i mean i generally prefer the... yeah. the uh, whatchug of the controller. i can sit back, relax. Search ↗
5607.240 makes it makes a bit of a difference by what i jump jars five corrode pots one teleport jar and one revive excuse me. could you just do that for me? all right, you got to do it because you it means you got to get all the all the berries first yeah, you're proving like a base level of competence. i don't have that i just jumping without running make you jump higher that's counter and like that doesn't make sense. oh running before increase is horizontal. i get it makes sense to me devs. oh Search ↗
5910.560 dogman get out of here. okay, dude to yourself kind of weird if you think about how snakes digest things but then you kind of realize your insides are sort of like a snake yeah, man, i mean you just run it through as paste before the snake gets it. yeah. no, i'm with you like it's pretty fucking metal, you know, we eat something we push it through like Search ↗
5965.320 how do i just like okay drop it no store i want to store it it's unfortunate every time we start this game is like some silly thing that makes us angry for a minute because it's still a really good game it's just hard to give a really positive impression when you're struggling with the controls every time yeah especially i felt bad cuz we've already done the tutorial stuff before like right they added a tutorial afterward or something all right, no you don't understand. i don't want to do this oh Search ↗
6312.820 i'm like, oh, these... i don't think i've ever even ordered hot mustard before from mcdonald's. dude, hot mustard is the king of dips. hot mustard's pretty good, but it's not the best. yeah, see, it's not the best. you gotta get the chipotle cheddar. what is a better dip? chipotle cheddar. what, they don't have chipotle cheddar at mcdonald's? well, then you just get some you fucking southwest get some special sauce son of a bitch. and dip it in that. i agree about the chipotle cheddar. Search ↗
6445.120 this is saying oh, that's where i gotta pick up the sword before i can ahh, the rat killed me. he's still on tutorial technically i'm not 50 minutes in, i think we're only like you're on the tutorial still? cause i had to quit a few times to get these stupid controls, but now i got it. but technically you know what, a good craftsman doesn't blame his tools, fox. what? Search ↗
7392.920 listen, every time you bring that up i feel less and less sympathetic towards you. we just log out before you stream you ding dong. because i want to see what the people are saying in there. probably calling you a turd. they asked you what's the rarest meat you ate and then you replied like a whale. that's correct. you've outed me on stream now. oh my god i'm still going. i didn't kill the whale but i did eat the whale. 10th floor heart. this is a heart? what's up with this witch? i'm gonna give you a heart on. Search ↗
7617.200 and i get a ooh, ooh! oooh! oooh! oooh! it's so fuckin' loud! sorry! my eardrum has ruptured. i didn't know what you were reacting to there. that was really good. i think i got bit by like a black widow spider. i honestly thought you seriously hurt yourself just then. holy fuck! it sounded painful. it really is a story to people. normally i adjust the audio before i turn the game on but i just forgot. Search ↗
8428.400 almost expect when you start up magic online that they're like you need to put in something into the pot before you're allowed to play at all. you do actually. oh, i thought you said you did draft for free though you can well you can do your first few drafts for free, but just getting the account it has like a $10.00 a god damn. yeah, it's true. that's gags violence in a row baby fell on the ground just by being an astro king and Search ↗
9970.520 they gotta be like csa certified that doesn't come cheap man. well actually they don't have to but that's where you can get csa certified stuff so you might as well. the stupid dumbest biggest cash grab in the world is like you work on a construction site. magic cards. no man friggin you like wear work boots on a site you can't wear them for more than a year before you gotta get new ones. Search ↗
10969.360 alright get lost for like eight. ah, did it work? yeah. yeah, i guess he's not dead because i don't he had a duck duck don't give a fuck. whoa he's just trying to kill himself so you can end this tree my one oh shit yeah, i guess i win have a win box any chance you get another version of enter the gungeon before i Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

848.980 lnl about sturge, what's third? oh sturge is the npc in fallout 4 who no subtitles? no spoilers. what do you mean? i like i use subtitles a lot. i use subtitles all the time yeah, i think we've talked about this before but every piece of media benefits from having subtitles on great greed netflix always i can think of it one movie in particular that could really use some subtitles and Search ↗
935.980 i've never vocalized that interaction before, but i've totally had it about a dozen times, like, every day. yeah, it's common. what about, like, you know, someone asks you, like, forget what someone said or you don't know what someone said, and then they repeat it, and you didn't hear them the second time? oh yeah. and then you're just like, ahhh! you just, like, give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going, please let them not call me on what i just said. Search ↗
2025.140 did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really? Search ↗
2910.820 it's a self sustaining economy. that was a self sustaining economy. just get everything for free on sale. that's kind of how it worked out for paddy's pub as well. yeah. alright, i'm dead. i'm still trucking along, but i'm skeptical about this whole mega satan promise i made. switch chat says like, yeah, that's pretty cool. that means i think i did a good thing. i've never seen that before, so you got that. i got that. rewind to back. rewind line, got the... Search ↗
4600.400 didn't you already stream today? it's true. yeah, i did too. a lot of streaming today. yeah, it's a big day. big day for undertale. yeah. it's the third anniversary. it did just come out like last month. it wasn't that old. pretty old. was it last month or was it a month before that? it was both. last month was the original release and then... Search ↗
9274.180 that was great. did you guys get the unreal tournament one? no, i already had it. ten times over. i got another warframe one. that's cool. why'd you get that again? a different one. i had the dragon one before, now i got the one that's like the side of a fist. josh can talk now because he's in the triple digits. i am. you made it happen. thanks dude. bear says, y'all wanna do customs or nah? you can get any of this, i lies. moon ball. alright, i kinda like this one. Search ↗
9866.740 i have not bought a single thing for this game except the game itself. i want fastest, smallest ball so we can make it zip. yeah, i want a zippity doo dah. fastest, smallest ball. okay. i get a real pinball. yeah, exactly. get the ball from katamari damacy before they put anything on it. do you want it heavy or do you want it light? that's a really good... i should just put on katamari fucking tunes. do you want heavy or light ball? light. Search ↗
10347.640 safe to say this is urban night then. oh my god. look at the shots. he has a beach ball pro you're all fucking beach ball casuals. oh, you can't want to play yourself dude. come on fucking cheeky. i've seen you do that before. yeah keep each other honest here. oh too many bodies in the way and this guy like loves the chat. oh, no wow. give it up. oh, oh Search ↗
10719.820 i don't think so. let's see you pinball. pinball? yeah. yeah. oh no, we got time warp. oh no, leave mesh! get out of here, i'm not doing time warp. oh, you actually left? actually leaving. oh. there we go. i only want to do the games i like. yo, but time warp does suck. i like time warp. bear. i will come to battle for time warp. why? because it's cool, man. you get to see the setups before they happen. Search ↗
11022.080 wow, well done. this is impressive. is this fun to go backwards? i don't know, this guy was calling me drunk before, now he says nl for prez? i don't know, like... you came clean about being sober, so he appreciates your... oh, now i'm cool, yeah. yeah, your honesty. ooh, tandem shot, here we go. oh, ow. people don't fucking hate the modifiers. just like constantly rejoining. i mean, you did that in the last match. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

28.680 it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind. Search ↗
300.900 it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so... Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
601.500 tyrone said originally it was called cobalt shrieks. that's what it was called before they had a name for it. and then they took it out because they were worried you were going to sue them. that's right. it's not too late. they got the helm. you'd be like, yo this is not cool. how fucked up would it be if you actually sued them over that? not to like take sides on this issue, but like we basically make our living playing their game and they put a reference in and they'd be like, what the fuck guys? Search ↗
976.860 these anti grab tiers are awesome with this. i got a rotten baby and steven and a little friendly friendzone fly. god, have you guys seen the synergy before? because it's kind of like i just have a railgun. you got like the anti grab tractor beam. yeah, they stack up in front of my face and then i let go and it just like pierces everybody. Search ↗
1108.740 you know, sometimes it just takes a little bit of practice to bring out a little bit more in you, because i was terrible actually at drawing up until like the second year before college. and then i actually just started sitting down and like really taking time to pay more attention to things and i actually got a lot better. to the point where i kind of wanted to make a career out of it and then, you know, i ended up not doing that but i still got the graphic design education anyway. in the words of bob ross, talent is just a pursued interest. yeah! oh. Search ↗
1455.060 when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see. Search ↗
2198.020 i love dust touch still, even though it looks crappy now. thank you also to kazeo and zonnandah for your resubscription, the both of you. thanks very much guys. resub hype! yeah, serpent's kiss is really awesome. so is thame. i think they nerfed maul the void a little bit. because i was making a ton of hearts with it before and now it doesn't seem to make as many but it still does every so often. Search ↗
2875.120 looking good boys. sticky ludo is not amazing. you can't even like tear fuck them like it just yeah their face if there's more than one enemy, you're just like alright. i'll wait for this to explode i guess you need to go to the second secret room before you teleport alright, do i need to beat the boss before i teleport to? alright same items. well, that was a win. do you know that toxic bombs heal poop enemies? i did not know not know that. oh, yeah. oh Search ↗
2915.720 yeah, i was dropping toxic bombs on dingle and he was just dancing in my gas, man. like, he loved it. oh, sweet. i got that eight nail thing you were talking about before. yeah. that is cool as hell. i gotta do a couple of rooms like this. i love holy light! my character looks a little like skrillex right now. oh, i rolled my battery. whoops. um, why can't i shoot tears? why can't i? i love all these limes. Search ↗
2959.180 i got the god shrink item or whatever the gods flesh, but i've never actually found it in an actual run before mmm. yeah, i had that same situation yesterday. i got it like three times in a row in greed mode for some weird reason yeah, i found it in greed mode, but i haven't found it in her actual run what is this the golden doctors remote teleport 2.0? it makes my what it does sure so basically it'll pick a room that you haven't explored yet and Search ↗
3359.620 but you have found secret rooms in greed mode because i've never seen one before. kane always starts with a secret room and the top branching off the shop. every time. oh that's so weird! so does eden i think and there's some characters that don't every time. but there were rumors about kane being in the arg right? so like that seems really funny if he's the one that has the secret. there's i mean like five characters Search ↗
6474.280 what the fuck is are these little beams in the middle here? that's the that's the thing that makes all the grenades pull their pins. that's the laser i was talking about before that i can use. someone please dispose of my head just bouncing there in the middle, it's really creepy. well played. yeah, nice. oh, that was cool. here i am, duck in the middle with you. wow. there's a lot of good ducking for a bunch of ducks. Search ↗
10169.280 freddy fizzles freddy fizzles or the funky forest you guys alliterated with the same letter freddy my cat the funky forest my cat was laying on my chest before i went to bed last night and then smelled my armpit and then it bit me on the chest what does that even mean Search ↗
12024.000 i guess i'll have to see how many i can get in across all the characters before that's the case. i guess at the end they'll be like, if only i can beat it with the lost and then i'll get a fresh 0% chance. i don't know. it's essentially a stat for character, it doesn't necessarily increase in the way you're stating. alright, well i guess i have absolutely no clue what it means then. dang. alright, i'm gonna make my pizza, thanks for hanging out everybody. i'm gonna see if there's somebody else that i can send you guys over to other than, well, maybe just send you back to cobalt again. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

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135.320 that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is Search ↗
503.200 i think they maybe needed some hip hop representation and they're like, you know what, we're gonna count it. i finally got an item i've only seen once before in afterbirth. what is that? continuum tears? brimstone. oh yeah. the dream is real. yeah, pretty strong item honestly. oh yeah, it's up there. Search ↗
852.760 then you're on a really really strong run. i think it makes it easier, but it also makes the the character much more fun so i think it comes down to like whether you you care about like the bravado of having beaten the loss before it was easy, yeah, or if you care about actually having a character that is like a little bit more meaningful to play as chris haste and blue bagel of sun crustables. thanks for the gargantuan recess much appreciated. oh Search ↗
962.880 well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming. Search ↗
1109.640 mean, i don't know. i liked it a loss before i think holy mantle is a positive change yeah, if that's what he's gonna happen. this is all conjecture. yeah, this is all conjecture i just say it's the the game design thing where it's like no matter what you do a certain subset of the community is gonna be very mad at you. i Search ↗
1632.960 what did i think of today's daily? i thought today's daily was a lot of fun. i just got a golden horseshoe. first time i've seen that drinking. mmm, yes. good? uhh... i don't know. my thinking is the golden horseshoe probably gives you a better chance to get golden consumables. and golden consumables are awesome, so... golden bombs. i think golden horseshoe is probably good. like i'm replacing my chaos card. yeah, right. not happening. i gotta get these hush kills in before they patch chaos card working. Search ↗
2966.940 i know nothing about it, so before everybody starts calling me an idiot, i just don't know. don't this bumbo, you little bitch? jeez. okay. i got the old polyphemus on my lost run here, that's good. oh, congrats. big fan of that item. yeah. big fan. it's pretty good. i didn't take whore of babylon chat because we're not gonna get to that level. it's just not gonna happen. we're not gonna lose enough hp to make it happen. Search ↗
3396.620 well, if it was offensive, i apologize. i've never heard the term before. it was not meant to be rude, but i understand if you feel that it was. i'll go. we got a steam sale. bumbo want coin. you may take the coins, bumbo. thank you also rainkitty for sticking around for 15 months. much appreciated. and thank you for being my mod as well. freaking bombs explode instantly. get out of here. Search ↗
4532.880 actually, did you guys notice the boxes are different too? the whole layout's different, man! how often do you guys play this? like once every six weeks maybe? we used to play it constantly. oh my god, this is so different! like i knew we played it a lot before, but you guys are talking about it as though you have like experience from two days ago. nah, no we don't. Search ↗
5125.600 oh! they know what they did. i think i told you this before, but it reminds me quite a bit of in my college there was like a bunch of dudes that met up in the cafeteria and they all had fake anime swords and they would like fake sword fight each other in the cafeteria. i was very upset. i was venting my still pent up rage over those dudes at magic draft who got really mad that i accidentally took out a foil basic land. Search ↗
5369.900 that's like it. are you a bull? got him that's really bad joke i'll just i'll just put it out there. i'll just get it out there before you know anybody else has to know dad are you a bull? yeah, give me a shark man. i tackled you anyway tackle steve faster that's black ops 3 Search ↗
6501.140 well that is the reality of all new yorkers. they actually find themselves a little bit scared a lot of the time, but they can't ever show it. the other new yorkers smell that vulnerability and they go after you. they feast upon the weak. it's like chum. before you know it he's gonna... chum lives in las vegas. he's done pawn stars. Search ↗
6520.720 you find any vulnerability in a new yorker, you're gonna have a handful of freaking mixtapes before you can freaking blink. that's actually so true. taking your photo with a naked cowboy. oh! i wonder if he's still naked. and a cow. what if he's got mixtape? yeah, problem. naked cowboy mixtapes. smells like cowboys in here. Search ↗
7352.400 and like instead of just taking the codes. it's not codes for chat, it's uh yeah i forgot to mention that it's the community colors codes not like codes for the game because the game is free. are you prepared for the code to get into the game? i'm super excited yeah. custom online join yeah go. all right six zero six six seven. uh oh. i thought it was four before. yeah it was i guess they didn't extra layers so people aren't freaking guessing now. Search ↗
8671.600 oh no. oh ho ho ho! oh farts. he got so into it. just one little kick in the butt. just keeping the top area covered in case you decide to come up here. be good. oh, that's got such high range. yeah, the sword's not bad. the saber, i should say. i think i got a lot of kills on this one. i did my dodge before i thought i did my dodge. Search ↗
9845.720 oh, early death again. don't throw your gun at me. i wanna beat that dad. yeah, i understand why. oh god, oh god. double kill! no! ah, suck. did you just say suck? ah, suck. you ever heard that before? don't tell me this is the first time all three of you have ever heard that expression. i know. people get yelled at for stupid shit on this show. i was i said wolf before, nobody believed me. yeah, you were like, you know, i was like calling a man a wolf. i've never heard this one. like like geralt? Search ↗
10353.300 and the internet didn't exist. wow, you didn't say it, huh? i got a big canadian thing. a big canadian thing right here. it's rush's 1982 album, moving pictures. blown up to 30 times its normal size. things that you never felt before. what is this freaking new york man that's confused and a little scared? it's like scared and confused new york man. yeah, he's like like canadian? his experience with canada's rush. Search ↗

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