Quotes about “beat my ass”
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you couldn't get brock faber? dead ass, i would rather sleep than watch minnesota play my team. i'm probably like we're gonna lose 2 1. only last time i watched minnesota games is when we dummied your asses in the bubble playoffs. felt damn good. nice little warm up before we beat the defending stanley cup champion st. louis blues. and very, very, very, very nearly took out the vegas golden knights as well. but how about after that? okay, what the fuck have you done since then?
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and they would be like, for them, that would be an important moment where they would have to reconcile like, are they gonna go along with this and like let the system deplete their humanity? or are they gonna be the squeaky wheel and risk getting the same treatment that i'm getting? because they're gonna be beating my ass fucking beat red with socks full of batteries and stuff. army sounds kind of sick. till the room stinks. yes, dude. if these walls could talk, man, that would be a horror story.
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i wasn't that big like guide guy but man i love the fucking guide to majora's mask big ass book with pictures and directions on how to beat the game because my eyes is way too stupid and i feel like even if you know how to beat the game like those guide books are so fucking weird yeah i miss getting a big book for a game i like
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i mean, he's weak to boomerang? is everyone weak to boomerang? boomerang's pretty strong, but he's also a pain in the ass to beat. geez, so it sounds like i just gotta leave and go to boomerang. are you on stinkameleon or octopus? well, i left the mammoth level because i died and i ran out. oh, okay. oh, i'm just gonna jump in a pit then. sword of the stars, the pit. yep. oh my god, the octopus is sucking my life out. it'll do that. i think he sucked my ammo. what a dickbag. can they do that? it hardly seems fair to me. they killed adorability on my rolling sphere.
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i'm trapped in the octopus land! oh my god, i'm gonna get my ass kicked here. ugh, alright, alright. so i guess i'll go back and beat... but sting chameleon's like the crash weakness, isn't it? it's the what weakness? sting... sorry, yeah, that didn't really make any sense. uh, sting's weakness... not sting the, you know, i was gonna say sting the rapper. um, sting, um... sting chameleon's weakness, i always thought was, um, the missiles. from crash octopus. it's hard to say.
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when you're eating something. well, you are gonna own me without a doubt. oh! we were closer than i thought actually. how about one of these? by the way, i should mention i don't know what i'm doing this week and i'm largely getting my ass beat non stop. i did see someone post it on twitter. it was like
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okay, now fucking get those psychopaths out of the lobby. give me a new batch of stream snipers, please. i'm not gonna lie to you. i mean the numbers speak for themselves. i've been getting my ass beat this week. interesting idea, interesting idea. let me be hot fries in honor of chiblee, hot fries. owl is underrated. we were just using it. well, then it's overrated. that's all i'm asking for is some sanity here. this and this.
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double fish me. i mean double bird me. just roll for links. part of my problem this week is because i get my ass beat before the links even shows up. one dude in the comments gonna be so mad you said my name in a video i'm not in. it took me... chiblee, let me rephrase this. let's try to do this in a way that's funny. you need to have a kid. because i understand that everybody is like... the obvious advice is don't read the comments, okay?
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they did an amazing job. ten times they understood the assignment without a doubt. still getting our ass beat, unfortunately. it happens. i can run you for a round if i got to. now we need the scale. this is such a huge purchase. two, four, four, ah! one sold. buy me, place me. no, no, no, because i don't want you to have that. yeah, yeah. okay, okay, okay, okay. not getting the level two llama is going to haunt my dreams for life, but
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if you see me play the game, you'll see it happen. it's weird. maybe we'll play some blazblue when you're in vancouver. i'm sure kate will make you play some blazblue when you're in vancouver. that's fine. i'll fight kate in blazblue any day. she can't beat my aquaman. i don't know. you might be right about that. she's gotta step up her platinum. probably gonna die on this one. but she'll beat my ass at hatsune miku.
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came out on like an xbox live arcade, but i never ended up getting it because i heard it was like a shitty port. yeah, or also maybe the game's just it doesn't hold up. i feel like i remembered someone saying like the multiplayer doesn't work or some bs. that's a problem. for a beat em up where like the multiplayer is the most important part by far. why am i a pig? oh you're on pig level! pig level's pretty shitty, nick. i can bounce on my ass, that's neat.
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the game got harder. i don't know what happened. i don't know if it got hard. maybe it got easier for some people because they can finally beat my ass. but we're gonna run the casino. will and elle get six wins or more. we're gonna, uh, i just wanted you to know that before the bets came in. then we're gonna go back to the standard pack and we're gonna go to arena mode. and i like it. i love it. i want some more of it. fish please? fish? fish me! let's go, baby!
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is it so much to ask to just subjugate the english people without having to worry about getting my ass beat in by all sides? you know what? we're gonna try to throw a smaller contingent of men here just to see this. oh shit, now large bands of rebels, rebels, sorry, are flocking under the banner here. 1700 men? okay, you should fall back. in fact, we should all fall back just a little bit. we should still be able to win this fight easily.
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i've been... why did we stop a run here? i've been getting my ass beat though. win streak minus two, you know how embarrassing that is? when my goat is washed, i'm feeling like dave chappelle's new netflix special. oh, why don't you watch it before you say that shit? i did watch it. i watched the whole thing, bro. why? because i'm a millennial, so it's hard for me. i mean, like if michael jordan came back to play like one game in the nba every nine months, you're telling me you wouldn't watch that shit?
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i think i beat it with like four different characters or something like that. wow. yeah, i don't know. it's just it's easy. it's quite easy. yeah, even though i'm getting my ass handed to me right now. yeah. well, this level is just a bitch and a half. so it doesn't really count. yeah. just running into everything. it reminds me of in the turtles games where you'd have those levels on the like hover bikes or surf hoverboards. yeah. neon knight riders.
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