Quotes about “bazinga”
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did you see that youtube prank video gone wrong where the girl shot her boyfriend in the chest and killed him? yeah, i heard about it. that's not good. tragic speed. whoa, whoa, whoa! it's the jinx! a weird touch phrase jesus would say before performing a miracle. bazinga! really? what? we got him as our jinx? we got him as our manic jinx on fucking earth. that is how low we have sex. what? that we have jinx on a fucking...
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brevity is the soul of wit. bazinga. get out of here with that. i saw somebody tweet that the other day. was that you? did they take all 280 characters? because if so, it might be me. yeah, i've resisted spamming anything but baby pictures so far. do you guys want to do, we should do like a group tweet using all 280 characters and i'll just be us making like one continuous word.
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i thought only like the irs could do that. this is america, bro. i can contact them, work a bad deal, launder it through my twitch and bazinga. all right, sure. easy peasy. don't say bazinga though. whoa. zip zap zoop. okay, that's much better.
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it's like north germany. i thought it was like russian but they forgot the line at the bottom of the r. yeah, it's just like a long oh my god, that guy's name is bazinga with joy emojis. a long time ago there was a big disagreement over how to spell it. it was called the council of berlin and then the people who thought it was spelled prussia went and formed germany and the people who thought it was spelled russia went and formed paca or whatever the heck that it says on the russian hockey charts. paca. it was al paca actually.
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like, what happened to zynga? zynga's gotta be like, pretty fucked up. oh yeah, i'm actually curious about zynga. speaking of bazinga, they're finally ending that fucking show, thank goodness. yeah, i know, i heard, yeah. i am pretty happy about that, to be honest with you. twelve fucking seasons of this. i wouldn't be mad because it's like, if some other people want to enjoy it, then that's fine. but the reason i completely agree with you is because it's on all the fucking time. it got all these awards!
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sheldon is playing super mario 64 on a poorly coded emulator on his laptop. and then johnny galecki's date comes up the stairs. and then kaylee kuwoko goes, isn't she a big scientist? and he goes, the only way she could have a contribution to science is, hold on. no, not when he says bazinga. but i did see the origin of bazinga.
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when he says, sheldon, are you kidding? a, i rarely kid and b, if i do, you'll be able to tell by my use of the word bazinga. that dude, yeah! she walks up the stairs and then kaylee cuoco goes, isn't she a big scientist? and sheldon says, oh please, the only way she could have a contribution to the scientific community is if they started sending chimps back to space.
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and then she's like, um, uh, sheldon, if you were my boyfriend, i'd poison your mountain dew. and then sheldon says, penny, if you were my girlfriend, i would drink it. bazinga. it's a good episode, man. anyway, sorry. happy endings. see, new girl, my crazy ex girlfriend, don't trust a bee in apartment 23. uh, happy endings. it's all the same show.
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for one, i don't joke regularly. for two, when i do you'll be able to tell by my telltale use of the word bazinga. you can kek el. it's okay. squeaks doesn't go live for a couple hours. it's like a kek el waiting room. wait, kek el's not active anymore? every emote i activate is r oh no, i only have kek wait. that's right. sorry, i'm way behind the times.
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oh please, the only way she could have a contribution to science is if they start sending chimps back into space. bazinga. anyway, these quizzes are very weird to me.
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all these shows got some craziness, but the big bang theory is like the craziest of all. there's this one dude, sheldon, and he's talking about a rival physicist, and he says, oh please, the only way she could have a contribution to science is if they start sending chimps back into space. bazinga. fogged up spectacles, the crazies. fogged up spectacles? i'm gonna say it's breaking bad, the crazies.
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oh please, the only way nl could make a contribution to sporcle is if he started making quizzes about mcdonald's sprite. bazinga. parallel that separated north and south vietnam. it's the 16th parallel. number of ruling monarchs from the house of stuart of scotland, great britain and england. i'm gonna say it's 14. oh dude, i'm insane!
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nowadays everyone's like look at my ad incentive offer, look at my ad incentive offer. get any mcdonald's sprite this weekend? i wish man. don't don't crit me and tell me it's raining. nowadays everybody's just like bazinga. yeah but be that as it may it's a dying breed. it really is. i really i mean i don't even have the offer. it is funny how things change though right? i remember back in the day arguing with people
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meanwhile that gets minus twos that incredible joke gets minus twos. sorry. i did forget to say bazinga sheldon are you joking two things first? i rarely joke second when i do you'll be able to tell by my use of the telltale phrase bazinga thank you. thank you i can't wait to like all the 20 year olds who are 6 2 in chat get to be 30 and then you realize 6 2 is actually short cuz like 13 year olds are 6 foot 8 now and
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