Quotes about “batteries”
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if there's more than one battery on the bomb, the bomb says detonate. is there more than one battery? there's two buttons. um, there's two batteries, yes. okay. if there is more than one battery on the bomb and the button says detonate, press and immediately release the button. oh, fuck. here we go. three, two, one. okay, josh, you got balls of steel. that was correct. alright. alright. what about this whole button? it's blue.
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2569.380
well, i'm liking these batteries because i keep using them to get crystal ball health. but then i have to keep fucking going all the way back to the item room so i can get my friendship box. it sucks. they don't sound like batteries to me, they sound like gooderies if you ask me. i feel like... that was actually really good. i like that one. i also like josh's reaction to that one, especially with it.
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5915.720
gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items?
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2550.120
i have a perthro diamonds card. mmm, and i take infinite batteries in my shop. oh just keep doubling them over and over again i would be way more it sounds ridiculous but i'll be way more inclined to take the d100 if it didn't show up every green mode run. oh
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and you can get some serious tier rate with it. is it affected by caps or it goes over them? i think it goes over. mine was going way over. cobalt, you have like four batteries. i need money. i think i'm gonna make it to the hush fight. i don't really wanna fight hush though. like i really really don't wanna fight hush. nobody ever does but he's part of the way you do business. i've been doing him on every daily to get that sweet point bonus but...
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horse meat is pretty cheap. like what do you i found a black market. what do you buy? oh, that's weird for a greed mode run. what do you buy at ikea that doesn't make them like $3.50 in margin? except for breakfast. mmm mmm mmm. you probably make a shit ton of money on candles. you're gonna say candy. plates? ikea brand candy. plates are so cheap! reroll you fucking egg, you won't. no balls. no balls, no batteries! there's no battery charges left! i can't reroll!
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lit indicator, frk, more than two batteries? no and no. okay, so hold. it is white, which is a one. good. yeah. okay, next you can move on to morse code. thank you, carnage. i've got you on memory, right? yeah. okay, it's a two. so, two press button in the second position. that's a label four position two. next is a three.
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and then milk's good. i still know nothing about this show don't touch the boob the whole first episode is just like him getting sick and tired of his personal assistant who basically subcontracts every job out to somebody else is like rob tells them to change the batteries on their closet door because they have a battery like
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operated closet door in their bedroom and when the batteries don't work you can't open the fucking door and he's like come on like you couldn't think of like a different thing are you okay bro? no i'm not no let him just keep telling stories i love this i wanna hear more that it was bad and he's like i don't know the whole premise of the show i felt was like rob was trying to like impress people with how like stop calling him rob i'm sorry
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i never played this level yet. chalet? yeah. which is nuts because i played almost all day yesterday. really? yeah. there was like a week where i didn't play any house. house. that's the one that we were just on. like, you and kate play house like you didn't... you're toddlers? what are you saying? i can't believe this thing still has fucking batteries.
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905.400
i wish you could have taken that anger like three levels higher. this is like an okay run, i think i'm okay with this run. yeah, it's actually exquisite. did you guys get the third floor devil deal? i've been taking my time rolling everything. i'm done at. batteries and shit. so i'm not even to the boss yet on the third floor. oh, that's cool.
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4127.680
oh, that's a lot of batteries! you ate the batteries? i ate a hundred of them! whatever, i just locked you in there. i don't give a shit. oh, you are you are super dead. i'm the most dead. how did you open the cabinets? they were locked! i got the one that wasn't locked. oh shit, he's got another baby pill! alright, we're gonna have to eat a lot of garbage to make up for that. i don't think so, mister. well, he got some. what do you do with the key anyway? oh, he put it in the crib.
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make me do that for you next time. okay. oh the baby's temperature is really rising. yeah those heating elements will really do the trick. don't let the air out, i wanna i turned it off! oh there's riveting. this is actually a thing we can do, we can just battle over those dials. okay. yeah i was eating those batteries like nugs. there's bleach in there! oh what? what the hell am i gonna do with this? what am i gonna do with the hammer? i don't even know yet.
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yeah, this does feel a little weighted in the favor of the baby perhaps. i don't know what you do if they grab the... if they grab the, like, pills? you can't s the batteries! there's a hundred batteries, man! yeah, there's too many damn batteries. yo, look up. i need to see it. oh, god! okay, thank you. that's not a problem. do your worst. we need to figure out the mysteries of the upstairs next. that's where i'm going. won't you join me? you don't get the baby key.
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there's the baby though. you need all the trash? i don't even know how to stop you from eating the trash to be honest. i guess you gotta knock it over first. that's... just slammed the... oh, you took my knife? of course. i don't even think eating all those batteries really hurts you that much either. i'm feeling it. yeah? oh, okay. whoa, this is menacing. yeah? you're eating bananas now. oh, you're burning up. i don't know how to stop that either. one banana healed me.
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i think this game has some potential. i think it's not quite there yet, but i think this is an interesting idea. it needs more options and to be waited more for the dad. oh, did you take the hammer? maybe. damn dirty dog. what is the point of this lock, i wonder? cabinet locks. oh, i can stop you from going in and eating all the batteries. what'd you do to that painting though, dad? i locked all the cabinets. oh, i can't lock the stove, unfortunately. okay, where'd he go?
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how? i was behind the bottle of bleach. oh, i looked right at you. i didn't see you. prh99, thanks for the resubscription. that's entertaining. you gotta trap the baby in the crib like... what?! you flipping bounced it! yeah, of course i did. at least get the bleach out of there. like the soap, you can live. whoa, what are the paintings doing in here? they're flipping out. yeah, it was happening for me too. these fucking batteries, man.
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you eat as many batteries as you want, i don't care. batteries are beneath me at this point. i've trapped myself. yeah! that's what babies like to hear. you know what else this needs? a little bit of randomization. move around some of the things so it's like a natural discovery process every time. yeah, i can see that. do the dishes! if you do the dishes, do i get my special dad powers? you gotta put the battery into the fire extinguisher thing, the fire detector.
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no, the batteries! ohohohoh! i couldn't get the damn key to pick up. well, that's all you're getting is a shitload of batteries, i think. i'm out, dog. close the door. you don't want to see this. fuck. ugh. i can't believe you were hiding in the closet all that time again. yeah, i get a lot of hp loss from that. if you can perfect the way to stop me from getting out of the crib, then you will instantly win. that's my dream. the dad should just drink the window cleaner. get it off the table, yeah. oh, oh, oh, there's the baby!
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trying to take the pills! this baby knows so much about what's up. which is it? oh, that's a bad baby! dropped the knife in the toy box. oh, he's gone into the room. oh, i thought you had a bunch of fire in your hands. it might! oh, okay, there's like a thousand batteries. that's alright, that's life. you know, he's gonna get screwed up one way or another. eat the apple! i don't have to. no. he's a bad baby.
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you just sit in there and think about what you've done for a second. kade's loving it. oh, where did he go from? i opened both sides of the cabinet and used the knife to get through. he thought i was done. yeah, both sides open. rekt. okay, okay, okay. baby's op, man. yeah, he is. that was a juke and a half right there. i just want to put this object down. the batteries are like an inevitability, aren't they? yeah, you can't stop the battery.
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don't let him eat the trash! oh my god. oh yeah, i'm chowing down. that was a veritable buffet in there. that was way too much trash for one baby. that baby ate all the trash. oh no, you got an apple in me, didn't you? eh, it's not enough. oh, what happened? you were still losing hp? i still lost hp faster than that could heal me. okay. i ate a lot of trash, man. a lot of batteries, too. the toilet's never gonna stop, is it? uhh...
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headed for that hammer, huh? i know your game. i got trapped. burned a lot of stamina that way. that was quite a rush. where the hell did he go? maybe he's so slimy. i turned around for a split second! there he is. damn it. that's like 15 batteries. if you'll excuse me. you took the fork too? of course i took the fork. you're kind of parent you think i am. i didn't shove bananas into you. oh, i'm getting sick, dad.
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ah! aw, fuck. i gave him an opening. i had to make my move at some point, right? if i just hide under the table, he could probably never get me. i don't care. the batteries... the batteries are a given. the batteries are a foregone conclusion. wait until we get access to the garage. there's all kinds of implements of destruction in there, i'm sure. no! did i give the baby the pills yet? nope. i think i healed you a little bit. or i'm just dropping the bananas on the ground. oh god, the way he gets...
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hey josh, did we play helldivers with you already or no? i can't remember. yeah dude, it was us and rob and it was fucking great. oh okay cool. i remember it was cobalt one time. dude all i wanna do is just spread democracy throughout the galaxy. well that's a noble goal. i got all these like batteries and shit but i still got this blood bag so i can't really use it. yeah the batteries don't really help with the blood bag unfortunately. thank you very much for the subscription. and duck souls, thank you as well. my run is done.
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