Quotes about “bathroom”
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1930.060
i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i
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1958.580
the window seat, you have something to lean on. you got a view, you got control of the shade. if somebody next to you has to get up to use the bathroom, you don't have to get up. i think in my position, i was the one in control of the shade because i was throwing it constantly. oh snap! with the lingo. and then if you're in the aisle seat, you can go to the bathroom and stretch whenever you want. you know, you got a little bit more space on your right or left side. but the middle seat is just the worst of all possible worlds.
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1988.520
yeah, i really seized that opportunity when him and his partner went to go to the bathroom. i was like, i gotta get up. this is gonna be a problem if we wait and they come back. i had to seize the moment there and i did. that is fair. if you're in the window seat and you think you'll have to go to the bathroom, if the other two people get out, you should get out. that's like flight etiquette 201.
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2228.520
he's got some good ideas, man. wonder if we could actually live through this right here. and you're gonna be stepping in somebody's pee if you're ever in the bathroom on a plane. it's gonna happen. i don't think i've stepped in anybody's pee in the bathroom.
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10660.920
it's like less than 10. i think that's an unreasonable request in any circumstance. people die in their tub every day. yeah, but i don't take ads in their tubs. you could. i can guarantee you you wouldn't die if i locked you in my bathroom. now does that sound safer than going to the gathering of the juggalos now? no. i mean, going to the gathering of the juggalos sounds safer than that for sure. mm hmm.
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3255.080
i'm michael caine? what do we got on a deal, michael? that was maggie gyllenhaal! he was meant to play a pivotal role in the rest of the films! then you got the blood all over him and it's in the carpet and in the hair and... jake's gonna be real pissed, michael! i'll tell you one thing, i don't even have worms revolution installed right now. it's like 82 megabytes, so... i don't think that's true. alright, i'm gonna go to the bathroom. i'll be right back. good luck!
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3371.980
i wasn't happy about it, it got crumbs all over the bathroom floor, but i just... i just thought you were being facetious, you actually did it. maximize my productivity, man. yeah. i'm like the least surprised that you did it. i know you are, you know me! ah yeah, exactly, that's like total... don't the shit vapors get all into your nose and mouth while you're eating? what are you talking about? what kind of life do you live if you get the shit paper in your nose and mouth? you're breathing the air with the shit vapors! nah.
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11421.620
i don't think they're in there. i think they're just blocking that off. so my guess, oh there's a trap on that one too. okay, what should i sledge? i don't think you should sledge. this whole wall? i think i'm gonna use this. no no no no no no no. they're in, come come upside down here and fuse this one. this is where they'll be. that one right there. okay. you think? yeah, definitely. our whole team is over there. nah, don't worry about it. they can't be in the bathroom. wait.
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3669.420
you've gotta give me the antidote before i die. all right. why does the man have to jump up the stairs? i don't know, he shouldn't have to, but you know. so chad, i'm a baby and i'm trying to die as quickly as possible. and my dad over there, who's a real shitty daddy, because i just drank some bleach, is trying to save my life, i guess. instead of calling freaking 911, he's trying to do it himself. all the doors in the house are locked. why would you ever lock the bathroom door? oh, there's a bathroom door. gotta get in the medicine. are you dead, nick? not yet.
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3706.700
there's a medicine cabinet! the bathroom doesn't have a medicine cabinet! what you're forgetting is that there's alternate ways for me to kill myself while you're doing that. are you in the oven? maybe! oh my god, when you duck it's beautiful. i think you're just gonna die then. your torso collapses! i win! baby wins. i kind of love this game already. rematch. yes. right. i suppose it switches us for now, i would hope.
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5215.120
shit. shit shit shit shit! baby's gone. shit shit! i can't find him! i will find you. are we going in hot, or are we doing it sneaky beaky like? is he in the bathroom? is he drowning himself already? no. i'm sure he drank that bleach. i think he hid the pill too. you dick! he's gonna win. nick, i was in the closet.
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5313.400
get out of the bathroom. aw shit! he's not in the bathroom. he is in the bathroom. close the ahhh! i think the hide and seek element is probably my favorite part of it. it's not such a big place that you probably can hide every time, but sometimes i think you get away with it. feed him some freaking bananas before he dies! your daddy gave you a banana. you can't i'm not gonna let you cook yourself in this oven. no, the oven is off. oh, it lit up for a second. alright.
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8389.280
okay, yeah, i'm in here. how cool would a super mario brothers themed italian american restaurant be? i mean, not that good. the food would have to be fucking killer and it had to be classy mario, not you know. yeah, not that fucking lewd mario all the time. bowser bathroom toilet seats, i mean, come on. i think a nintendo theme park would be amazing.
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3703.460
i've drank 70 beers in my life. i don't drink very much. yeah, were you sitting down? yeah, were you sitting though probably for almost all of them? yeah? yeah, i see you look nick to the toots not that big of a deal apparently yeah, right why do you gotta think i guess if you just passed out in your chair woke up like never went to the bathroom well beer makes you pee though actually it's the water that makes you pee nick beer has water in it right don't be insulting the smurching the good name of beer would never i hear it's quite popular
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10391.060
door to door door salesman there's something in there. i think yeah, you'd be like you you walk and you look at doors all day like man you've got a fucked up door you want a better door. i mean basically open up your sale with insulting their their house wow, i'm surprised you could hear me on this piece of shit door to try to sell a vacuum and you hang yourself in their bathroom oh
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9774.860
the only scene i can remember from that movie is when jim carrey goes to pee after he has sex and he just whizzes all over the fucking bathroom. yeah. how about the nutty borat? wow. oh, dude. that's actually a great concept for the movie. is that instead of becoming like really skinny and dumb, he just becomes borat instead. but please keep it as eddie murphy playing the part. that's great.
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9075.040
yeah, well, i usually like watch age of ultron or something and then, uh... or just a little bit of bumpy air up ahead. i want to be in the middle between two people and there's like a big guy on my right and i need to go to the bathroom but i'm too nervous to tell him i need to get up. thank you alex walsh for the four months and also sir boston tea bag party for the fifteen.
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